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Lately, I've been scrolling through issues of "The Videophile" (it's what it sounds like: a magazine about VCRs).

There's a regularly published comic featuring a pig mascot. I have no idea why. But he regularly exposes humorous aspects of the "culture" of VCRs, including the dreaded Short Tape. Helpfully, this comic explains exactly what the short tape is.

I'd never heard this term, but I knew what it meant. I totally remember the idea of a videotape running out of tape before a show had finished (especially common if a show went over its proper time). Yet this, like so many other technological quirks and inconveniences, is something I'd forgotten about completely until I saw this strip.

I wish there were a name or index of these weird shortcomings of technological magic. Something to describe the hours you had to wait for your phone to charge, or the skips in a CD when it got scratched. We think of technological history as a linear progression, but it's full of spits, and sputters, and super-Pigs complaining the entire time.

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Robin M

There are a lot of inconveniences that technology has done away with but it's also killed some of the little pleasures in life. Anticipation, surprises, problem solving to name just a few. Ordering something from a catalog, mailing in your payment, waiting 6-8 weeks for the item to arrive. And then the excitement when it finally showed up on your doorstep! Anticipation is on life support and I think that's a real problem.

philedwardsinc

A fitting thought for the day after Netflix kills their DVD by mail service (which itself used to seem so cutting edge).

Heath Jinkins

I have a super vivid memory of a young me sitting in my dad's car waiting for the school bus, and he put in a CD that was so badly scratched that it kept looping various parts of the disc, akin to how people describe a "broken record". I agree with what Robin ^ said about killing the little pleasures in life. We could've sat in the car listening to music, but instead we laughed until we couldn't breathe listening to this guy's voice skipping and looping constantly

philedwardsinc

My anecdote version of this is little different. I wanted to run cross country in 10th great, but because we didn't have an MP3 player and CDs would skip, I was forced to have a portable radio accompany me as I practiced. The only station that came in was smooth jazz. If it'd played pop music, or whatever, I wouldn't remember it at all, but today I can still vividly remember wheezing a half mile while listening to a saxophone warble through static.

Jay Hash

Be the change you want to see in the world, Phil! Here's a minor list that comes to mind: • Blowing on a Nintendo game cartridge if it won't connect/play • Any sort of "Percussive Maintenance" (which in some cases, like the Apple III, was actually necessary) • Getting up to adjust the antenna/adding Aluminum foil for a better reception (did that actually work or just create a Faraday cage?) • Tracking errors on videotapes that were permanent • Keeping strong magnets away from EVERYTHING technological, out of the fear of ruining or erasing something (now we have magnetized everything) • The night and day difference between cell service and Wi-Fi (still is kind of an issue with some things/places, but now it's an occasional annoyance rather than a state of being) • Headphones that would always break at the 3.5 mm plug UNDERNEATH the rubber sheath, necessitating bending the cable juuuuust right to get it to play through the headset • Bad CD/DVD burns wasting hours of your life as well as a (potentially expensive) blank disc • Cars that have weird quirks with their low tech machinery— anything from the choke on an older vehicle, to weird dashboard errors, to the need to push a car to get it started, or if you wanna go WAAYYYYYYY back, cranking a car to start it (which, by the way, could KILL you if you stood too close to it when it started going on its own) • The annoyance of going and seeing a dark sci-fi film at or around sunset... at a drive-in theatre, which just ends up turning the whole visual experience into a dark smudge with the occasional flash • Tuning your FM transmitter for your phone so that you can get wireless audio from your phone/CD player in your early 2000's car And, of course, the most prominent one that has made its way into irrelevant pop culture and circling back around to the original tech talked about: • Being kind and Rewinding absolutely anything— VHS, cassette tapes, reel to reel, tape drives, etc. To the point where we created other machines to EXPLICITLY perform that one task at high speed, possibly even to the detriment of the original technology (I mean, the magnetic tape is only so strong before it wears out, snaps, or gets degradation issues) Now we deal with newer, equally annoying issues, yet more are behind the scenes nowadays as like an issue of programming or settings, or the item is either well manufactured or just simple crap barely held together with spit and bailing wire. Times they be a changin'!

philedwardsinc

Haha "Bad CD/DVD burns wasting hours of your life as well as a (potentially expensive) blank disc." This was brutal!