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Hello good members of the Hivemind Community, for this weeks exclusive video we are rating your rap bars. So please, if you have bangers in your notes app, or bars locked away inside your brain. Drop them below for tomorrows vid!

-Cronk

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Harry Skinner

Invest in the bag call it Birkenstocks

Lennon Riley

i torrented my bitch she my pirate bae

crumchky

call me post nasal cause my drip is the illest

joseph

cooking aspirin into glass, ts a pane reliever

Chris Parmigiani

she wanna fuck i said okie dokie get her in the room and we hit the hokie pokie nah fr she really turn herself around put my left foot in, take my left foot out

Mason O'Dell

This dude i don’t fuck with keeps asking me what my favorite fruit is… i got sick of him and told him “Man… Go”

Riley

yo mustard lemme ketchup so I can relish in them moment.

Adreyan

Tucked in some new jeans, don’t make this Kpop

Sam Denison

killed the opp, rolled him in the wood, boy got smoked, now he coffin

Chloe

I gotta pass the throne to Jones, he a better man than me. Hoes got me tripping to my doom in their tomb I always fall for their booby traps.

Tom George

Got that grog with me like Mando, Smoking fags like it’s Orlando (I’m queer, I promise) (and English)

Streeter Davids

I told my dog Bella she’s so rancid and smelly. I did a handstand so long I start to get dizzy.

ryan woodworth

hey uhh i work at this bar called Holy Water in San Francisco that’s pretty cool

margot

caught a case club hopping now it’s sex after a fifth between thighs and bars call that elliott smith

Brayden Quinn

i been climbing jerkmate rankings like im playin 2k im grand masterbaiter got me feeling like SGA

Eli Shmeeli

Bitches call me corny, yeah I'm the cream of the crop

Cynthia

1938 we had babies in the business, now we got people working for 19.38, it’s just business baby

Ilari

i jerked off 2 guys in a pool and made them cum at the same time, call that synchronized swimmers

Charlie

know a racist with a foot fetishized he’s black toes intolerant

JP

My psychotic homies love my grandma, yeah they all dig nan

LucaCCB

Swerving from the cops I’ll outrun ‘em in a rover Fuck 12 I hate the pigs you’d think I’m eating kosher

Ben Toy

They tote machines, yeah, they only can take us out the con way Made him Ran-off, I got grit like how my Grizz- elder Zach play I roam streets, make em kiss the ring cuz they all shook I wrote this one off the stove just to let them know that God Cooked

ella

been eating out my postman recently, putting my tongue in his male box

Thomas

Your iris’s look like a dolls, make me goo-goo

Huntereprov

Drive-by on Brendan Urie, call it a panic attack

ella

i got dis stain (disdain) yesterday, i hate it soo much

Maximilian Hibbs

She sleepin on me… She don’t like that I get so mad, im pissed. I give her that temper-peed-ick

LucaCCB

They need to legalize self euthanasia Depression multiplying like the youth in Asia

Luke Hennemann

“My name is dumb, call me Cronk “🔥

Eva HC

im sipping on that red like im sans, er er er er er er er

BDBrennan10

I’m trying to create but this shit don’t make any sense to me. All my thoughts are crossed up like an Alabama family tree.

dylan mannlein

Met an out of touch Saudi Arabian, he was living under Iraq

calup

my wealth POtent like kung fu its pandamoneyum when I come through

dingers

Find me in business class, I'm a frequent flier Lose your man girl it's plain that I'm frequently flyer He's posted in coach not at the level desired Needs to get up to me, no interviews how I'm higher/hired

Kira Wise

"You ever want a microwave oven so bad you go ahead and buy one that you never had. And then when you went and got in the car, you never ever realized the store was so far." (the opening line of a microwave rap I wrote in the 8th grade)

adam323

Fucked a girl name Alberta Her daughter named Alberta I guess that shits a family name

calup

tuff

Bennett C

I was fucking an Indian girl when she made fun of my small, oddly colored cock. I wish my grey d would size more

Harland Norcott

fuck the nurses, fuck the doctors, i decide your time of death boutta fire out the end of the 12 gauge, call it dragon's breath

Jonah Hutchinson

If Riley says he’s gay he’s a queer baiter If a rusty truck is gay that’s a queer Mater “I’m your father and I’m gay” that’s a queer Vader My barber said he’s gay he’s a queer fader

Sean Murray

gru runtz in a mega minion spliff, shit got me feelin despicable two blunts every inning that i pitch, dock ellis, looking invincible

adam323

My blicky singing melodies, this that glockenspiel

nataliesnortman

You can call me the allergen assassin, The way im throwing peanuts at anaphylactic fat kids

daniel white

Back on my dark shit like Michael Jackson in a Time Machine, Kalashnikov in my backpack turning brains to Russian Cream.

James

I Roll up in a Bentley, now the joint feel classy

SpectacledBears

Set my masters on fire give them second degree burns

Connor Mudge

I told my brother I'd roll up on a bank Needed coin for my pocket got this 9 to thank Pointed the rocket at the teller he turned over 16 Gs Bought a ring for every finger plus one think im Henri

Ben K

Hands on my girl's titties, you know I'm honkin' Hands on the pigskin, I'm Tyler Conklin

Connor Ferguson

Never learned how to hold in my cum, I need an edge-ucation

TheLastSauceBender

I know my boy does trap shootin’, But pull up to the hood and I’ll show you some trap shootin’ You gon be terrified when this strap tootin’, It’ll be nuclear the way this strap pootin’

Connor Mudge

When I'm on the court everyone's taller than me But i still put numbers on the board, yeah I'm pusha T I been selling shirts, i been pushin' Tees All my friends bail, they runaway from me Was gonna have a future, but i been pushin' p The kind that rhymes with peth, not positivity If i keep this up, state penitentiary

Teshiky

hooked up with a shitty girl, got my eyesore from what i saw i can't say that i score

cdot

bout to drop a nuke i got like 30 kills i shoot like i play at duke, Kon Knuepple my stick is blood-thirsty gotta wet its whistle your girl think i’m elon musk she want me for my missile

sammy

She don’t give brain like Kowalski and she spit it out like Rico, but let’s be real, them Privates make my heart Skipper beat tho

sammy

I know she on her period but I’m still goin down, I got enough VBucks to wipe out her tomato town

Zach Servello

Nova Knicks been blessed by an American Pope, I got all my opps in St Peter’s Square to catch this white smoke.

sammy

She just like Ice Spice, she my lil munch, but she passin a kidney stone, pussy got a lil crunch

sammy

Pussy so Good, Man, I’m Saul’s booty call

sammy

She ninety and she naughty, I’m like mothballs to her flame, my bitch got dementia, yelled “who are you?” when I came

Moon

Switch up on a bitch like it's twister Next thing she know I was fuckin a mister

Isaac

Coming at you chimps with the energy of 100 men Pounding my chest, feeling 100% Single chain 100 below, like Snow fighting off 100 men Driving a Silver ‘bac (Silverback) in the forest with 100 tint

Chancho

she makes my bed rock like Y.C.M.B, Weezy type of love shes in tune with my chi

Devin Lyon

Call me a tired overcoat- worn out.

drew

call me a politician the way i get these checks and balances

Precious Beats

pull up to the club grippin grain, yeah that's real wood bitches want some pills, catch me outside i'm dr. philgood

sammy

She a disney adult, she wanna make a movie, we up in my castle all emperor’s new groovy

drew

frat guy lied about his dick size, call that greek mythology

Andrew

FOR CONTEXT this is my senior quote: Learned like a Barracks; with my peers. Like Obama, 4 more years

drew

my moves so popular, i got that Al Gore rhythm

Olivia Cait

didn't hear from him so i thought he was ghosting, went to his buddies house now i'm spit roasting. his sister went on instagram real sad posting, turns out he was dead- decomposing

sammy

Shamrock shake that ass bitch, I’m lovin’ it, no wrapper on my Big Mac girl, we not glovin’ it

Zach Servello

Used the wrong club on the green, but this wood putter down regardless

raleigh

a little green guy walked up to me and started asking me for directions. I said YO, DA millennium falcon is just down the street!

porky p

Ricky Bobby in the whip when I see cop cars Dewey Cox when I’m sipping off the wockhardt

Payton Cole

me and the mango we danced the tango we danced so well it was art like van gogh then we went and bought a ticket off of fantango me and the mango we don’t know where the time goes we just sit down and eat some oreos some cheerios we think we’re going delirio ‘cause I need to call my tias and tios

Gnoop

On Faroe Islands, slippin' on psilocybin, never trip 'cause I'm the pilot of my temple, Scott Weiland

Isaac

feel like bill withers how i always got this lean on me

Dakota Vaughn

i’m a knight in shining armor the way i’m tallying these hoes.

Isaac

She give me top in the AM, breakfast in bed I just lay back and receiver, Radiohead

calup

running a marathon blowing heavy like that trumpet guy from the sixties, feeling dizzy but i could run for miles

Isaac

i get my style from my dad, these inherited jeans

Ezra

I keep the peace while moving drugs like a pharmacist, plus I’m clean with the hammer you can call that an armistice.

Isaac

I love moms, call me a midwife Your bitch a 5, call her a mid wife My bitch a porsche, call her a midlife (crisis)

Isaac

call me jerry rice the way i'm the head receiver

Isaac

call me square root of a negative number the way i

Will Kisor

Touch my ice I’ll put you in a hearse, this ass whooping Titanic, women and children first 💯

Isaac

Got this cartoon anteater as my writing assistant Whenever my hand starts hurting I’m like “hey Arthur, write this”

Isaac

foreign relations the way my piece talks

Isaac

fell for a flag girl, now my heads racing with thots

freshwater carp

top of the class at scary college, yeah i got my draculaureate

Isaac

Have I ever told you the story of how Ted left Mark Wahlberg for me? It’s really long though, so Bear with me now

calup

college life feeling rocky want to dropout (ye) pursue fashion and quit this shit ASAP

Willa

railed by ru paul in the pool cause he love hydrofracking

Isaac

i be swimming in bread like if michael phelps parents were related

Isaac

Call me the supreme court in September of 2020 cause i’m Ruthless

Isaac

tryna up my rizz so i’ve been studying a broad

Isaac

i get mad pussy like garfield on a monday

Ethan Nunnally

My girl looked at my medical records, but when I looked at hers she got all cynical. She’s so HIPAA-Critical.

Swampp

Coke dealer mute, feel like I’m talking to a brick wall

sammy

I hit it then acquit it, call me Aaron Judge Judy

Flip Kringle

She wanna fuck on the weekend Bitch I’m not able

sammy

Stuck it in Weezy's buns, now they call me Carter Pounder

delrizzy

They said Telus where you Rogered your Bell, I told them I had the Freedom to do it in Public, I'm no longer a Virgin.

ty davie

She Giddy-on my little Wainwright Cause she knows i always do Miranda Right

ty davie

my name is ty davie my bars are crazy 🔥

götze

They call me HPV Lovecraft the way my dick lookin like Cthulhu

Levi

I’ll curb stomp you like the little i in Pixar

calup

they were playing checkers while i was playing chess. tripped that bitch up at the catholic church. i confess

calup

(bishop)

Arun

these religious radicals are really bugging me the way they in sects

SleepSam

I ain’t talkin gay, no hetero either Bi your bitch some food So I can sit her down and feed her Simmer down, I don’t need her This ride’s a two seater It’s got a top and bottom like a giver and receiver

Burkley Page

I’m spud web you a fuckin common tater

Burkley Page

Think you the shit? You not even the fart grrah

Burkley Page

The way your hair look I can tell you ain’t a groomer

Jacob Trueblood

They say you ain’t made it till you got haters? Guess I ain’t made it then

Burkley Page

“How many wives you need” I said more man

AK

hold a razor to his throat, make him see occam. im a pacer on the court like im siakam

ian

She was slurping on my member, but twisting me like a bottle of new ketchup. Started leaving scars, figured I should tell her that I pass, and throw the double bakers dozen check up. I’m not liking this predicament, this corral is no longer golden but she’s lined up for the sack, then all the sudden, she spit it out like it’s spoiled. Don’t know how we got here, I’m not good at math, but I left her stone cold faced like a gargoyle or a sociopath.

Dawn

I met a drag queen from Louisville named Ken Tucky.

calup

had an off shooting night with the uzi like i was the Denver point guard, was off that night russ

Burkley Page

Push a brother off a cliff I ain’t lying king

ethan 🦫

call me saquon barkley the way i push it in her tush and it hurts

Harry

dick so big it’s like a kielbasa, gotta scar on the tip like i killed mufasa

ty davie

Bank Teller lookin like the king of pop Call him MJ Lenderman Bars so scary they made my heart stop Shit got me pale like Slenderman

Harry

can’t get no satisfaction from weed, been rolling stones in my spliffs

Harry

watchin inception with a nymphomaniac, the top never stops

Burkley Page

Homie stepped up to my garden like I gnome

Harry

she loch’d my ness till i bermuda’d her triangle

Harry

your bitch went ghost during whoopi like it’s wrestlemania 20

Harry

the way my minion gru she calling me despicable

Harry

they ask me if i know pavlov, i say it rings a bell

Harry

got my hussy feeling fussy the way i don’t wrap it up and quit fucking around

Harry

calculating my motion making me ill, got me using 6th grade math, need to draw my mean

Alex Aguilar

Mi abuelo slutted his way into veterans affairs Call him VA ho (Viejo is Spanish for old)

Burkley Page

Triple entendre of masters pretty sick talk about a green coat in the next bar make it quad

jame

You look like Rudolph when I’m aiming at your head in the dark/I pull up with the candy cane and let the peppermint bark (not mine but my husband Harrison’s. his group is called Unskilled Labor)

Dante 3000

bald head bih look like kurt angle gold on my neck like im kurt angle ice on my neck like im kurt angle

SpectacledBears

You right I was trying to think of some way to fit in Augusta or Georgia or something. Green jacket is probably the smoothest way

Colin

I’m her boy Toy Story I stay under the bed I’m Mr Potato how she put that mouth on my head

Colin

Waffle on the beach that’s a San Diego

Colin

Couldn’t believe her text had to run it back She left me now she crying and she runnin back She wanna fuck again ima run it back Just ran thru her friends ima runningback

Nathan Stremcha

Wrote some raps about ass while I was in jail, call those behind bars

Keli Matthews

shitting myself to avoid responsibilities, call that weaponized incontinence

bossferatu

Shorty electric in the club call her a Polestar, I buy it out no lease, need the whole car

Brayden Quinn

call my bitch civic cuz her head game reliable, no college but i got that i-vtec engine accolades undeniable. bust down rollie avalanche

Brayden Quinn

white boy of the year call me josh allen bitch im the mvp. just hope my hailee steinfield aint a vampire takin bbc

Josh

that brain got me seeing visions, call her my oral-cle

Brayden Quinn

the way i get my money feel like hivemind i got so many channels. so happy i feel like a blonde woman with a side part wearing a flannel (gay)

James Glancy

Pull up like a wizard of Waverley place the way I get to waving the the stick in your face

Josh

I'm straight-edge, but I goon like I'm gay JK, I'm smoking kush every day I call my plug Voldemort, cause I won't say his name Ballin' like I'm Magic, I got JK rolling in her grave

Grace Howell

These hors bend'œuvre their tail for my shrimp cock

Flora

Bought a massive penis necklace when the Vice article paid me Wrote some presidential shit and then I bought a Dick Cheney

wednesday

(y'all gon' have to grant me this one) y'all just bees in the hive but i aint mind one dont get me riled up one hand on a gun bitch im doing great (grayd) y'all aint even know what i'm on every sample i dig through crates y'all aint dig none

TedCruz42

Put the mask on before i ban you Barrel smokin' when i show you how a true man do Detective's pet is how you align So it's eternal gunfire at a gutless swine

Brayden Quinn

feel like nico harrison of the drank its been gettin bad. i wouldnt be surprised if the mavs passed on cooper flagg

Colin

Man I hope the milk protein sorcerer doesn’t come haunt me tonight. Luckily, she doesn’t exist, otherwise that’d be the case in which.

Payton Cole

vanished at my luau last monday, call me quadiki torch -hudson

Ethan Roche

Now don’t believe a word I say Im trying to be a master manipulator But always end up needing a defibrillator So I just give ur girl my D and fib to u later

adam323

Ate ass in a Denny’s booth while playin’ Yeezus, Nut on the menu—called it Bound 2 be prestigious.

Colin

Broke the bed while we bangin, but I keep a wrench on my belt Blue collar dick got her singin, I keep a wrench on belt

lain

smokin a fag like we in the 1920's smokin a fag like we in the 2020's

lain

lil shorty an addict everyday she always hitting the cart blindfolded fold her and gave her my johnson now she sucking on my private part

Kaila Hahn

popped an oxy with some milk now it’s perc au laiting through me

Dylan woolsey

She be sucking on me like a twizzler she says it’s short and stumpy, calls it the rizzler

Antwizzle‼️

She wanna get messi but i only fuck wit neymar

Antwizzle‼️

Stupid bitches love to think the same like they’re a hivemind

Wyatt R

i got 2 hope that’s cool pussy got me beggin for World Peace on Meta like i’m Ron Artest at The Palace with a beretta taking shots in the dark, we playing laser tag

Avery Barrett

While I’m riding COWBOY I BEBOPPING on that ROCKSTEADY. He/him

Júlíus Jónsson

My bitch real anal, in attitude and play. Gotta schedule her mood like it's Taco Tuesday

ella

me and my italian friends were smoking while watching a street race, we were hitting that mario cart

May the Magikarp

Stone cold face; YETI muggin', no Sasquatch. Thirsty dudes after me, but all they gets the backwash.

Erick Rosales

Im putting numbers up Men and women i go both ways Im 50/50 split with my bitches like im shohei

Colin

I know this lesbian girl who got married twice to identical twin sisters…. Yeah, same sex

Emma V

You know my shit is electric Like Dr. Buzz in the sheets. I’m gonna make your knees Buckle when I Berry it deep

nix

crashed my ass through a bathroom now there's a crack in the wall spackled it with cocaine, a real fixer-upper installed

Caitlin Harvey

Shoplifting from bjs and i aint even a member, she suckin on my dick givin a bj to my member

Isabella Ice Cream

Spitting bars like I should be put behind them, its a crime to be this good, and no im not exaggerating, if i keep going down this path ill be incarcerated

Tyler

out with my boys, call it fraternity leave

Darcy Hope

Me and my boys making noise and money. We're causing co-motion.

Megan

Wizard on the 3, no I don’t play for free, Signature step-back, now they Nikeing me. Shoes on my feet worth a complex degree.

Joe C

On tour in Warsaw eating gourmet lamb chops, me and my team marching through Poland like Gortat

Joe C

8 figure mansion, paid in cash, not a challenge. Got my home improved that’s that Tim Allen

Joe C

Met the plug named Kirk down the street for some Herb

Joe C

I ain’t Noah Kahan (no con) man, pull up on your block make it stick season

Joe C

All my shooters like JJ, toting guns with Red dicks

Evan Hedley

Grab my hair while she suck me call it ratatouille

Evan Hedley

Had a southern drawl, she gave me red neck

Evan Hedley

All these blurred lines I'm snortin makin Robin look Thicke

Evan Hedley

I'm drunk and levitating im the DUI Lipa

Kasen Hicks

Making bread in Spain and Greece So many gyros (Euros), call the roll models, we’ll have a feast

Kasen Hicks

Cronk please pick mine it’s been in the vault for years

Owain Hughes

Some of these are more one liners than bars but fuck it: I got North Korean porn preferences, I think DPRoKs Im a barber that takes corn as payment. Elote per fade. People that talk to ghosts should be burned at the stake, make a Medium rare

Maksim

My fit so loud, it came with a noise complaint.

Aaron

LLC? Bitch I’m an S Corp Rep LV like I’m the weeknd NBC cause I left the lean in Call me quad when I get to beamin

Anthony Russo

Put a Glock on my brain, watch the matter go high Then maybe I'd matter, even get a cry Tears won't go to heaven, won't see Clapton's kid in the sky

cooper

rabbi got his medical records leaked, call that ortho-doxxed

Oscar

(For a country song) Straight and hard, Bourbon whiskey I'm moving rocks, Mitch Trubisky

Max Eagle

She's a bad golfer but good at head, always topping it

bungerboi1

getting head from wherever a hoe in (Hoenn) That means I tour chicks (Torchic) and they gulpin (Gulpin) This is an awesome Pokémon reference and ALSO a fellatio reference which are both awesome things 😎

Josiah H.

Big bear open up my butt like a fridge, William Perry

Beefy

Catch me all up in the box on my UPS shit

zacvh

candy rappers milkin bars like fidel castro

Isaac

she call me daddy cause my wallet so fat ice on me, so cold who touched the thermostat?

Isaac

she call me nemo the way i be touching all up on that butt

Isaac

stacking these commas like a run on sentence

Isaac

getting silly bands like The Wiggles

Isaac

King of the hill, my bars are propane Sat down to write this bridge and my paper set a flame Guess my pen game’s too fire, burning bridges to ashes Leaving relationships in flames, Tinder matches

Isto

Pop pills in the front of the bus call me Rosa Percs

Owen Connell

I’m the one yo hoe be toppin Get to the hole and I finish like im Obi toppin She looked me in the eye for 2 seconds and I went hard I got her wet from deep like Andrew nembhard

CavemanWizard

Young man talking shit like somebody owes you, Gotta fry a spring chicken like you’re seasonal soul food

Kayla

B A R S

Cody S

I ain’t Dave grohl I won’t fight these foos