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Keep One Leave One (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-30 19:53:56
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2026-06

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WE NEED PROMPTS and we need 'em FAST!

give us your best keep one leave ones in the comments below

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Katy Cat

Forks and spoons

Ilari

me or my less cool older brother

jeremy

guns or schools

Seth Spicer

Newports and American Spirits

homesick

computers or phones

Thomas

Injury Reserve (The Fantasy Sports Mechanic) or Injury Reserve (The Rap Group)

Matthew Zemp

SCRAPYARD or I Didn’t Mean to Haunt You

Ben Toy

Cum or Come

jordan

Cronk or Grant

michael

cds or vinyl

Max

Salt or Pepper

eric gracey

ten minutes alone with cronk or the electric chair

homesick

spotify or vinyl

Sage

There, their or they're

sam mckeever

star wars or game of thrones

homesick

music or movies there’s my big 3

Matthew Zemp

Oldboy or Memories of Murder

Andres Molina

Patreon members or YouTube members

Thomas

Elliot Smith or Bright Eyes/Connor Oberst

Patty K

Charles Barkley or Shaquille O’Neal

Benji Wagner

Conor Oberst’s songwriting or Bob Dylan’s songwriting

Liam

Individual urinal or trough

Sydnee Collins

Snow Days or getting sympathy from a broken limb

Maddy D

Sit on a dick and eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

Drew

that good good or a bad lil thang

jeebsss

zydrunas ilgauskas or prince fielder

ty davie

flying or digging

Cynthia

Common cold or gnats

carter

A really good sneeze or a really good cum

Jade Stiglic

Your favorite jacket or your favorite hat

ty davie

eating yogurt or the dougie

platypy

Keep one leave one: Gorilla (your awesome friend gorilla, also its immortal) or 100 men (100 of your like able acquaintances)

carter

Or a really good shit if your feeling frisky

ABO127

Young thug or Future

Blue☆

vodka redbull or vodka soda

Zach okum

Sandwiches (as a concept) and daft punk

Sage

YouTuber diss tracks or your first life changing experience

Braeden

Bladee tour or nba youngboy tour

Blue☆

arsenal or liverpool

Blue☆

NFL playoffs or NBA playoffs

Adreyan

Pissing outside or pissing sitting down

Sage

The idea of infinity vs giving money to a relative

Gnoop

salem witch trials or 2016 clown sightings

quinlon

john lennon or paul mccartney

miika

CVS OR WALGREENS

wednesday

bedbugs vs cockroaches

Jackie K

nyquil or cocaine

Kelpy G

birds or bees

wednesday

gluten free vs lactose free

Adreyan

Cocoa pebbles or fruity pebbles

Kyle

Day at the lake or Road trip

wednesday

alyssa edwards vs coco montrese

quinlon

a horse named friday or a horse with no name

wednesday

buick vs oldsmobile

Joe Human

Hank or 5 dillion dollars

Isaac

pixar or dreamworks

Drew Reid

U.K. or Australia

Moon

Elmo or kermit

Blue☆

tyrese haliburton or jalen brunson

garrett hughes

My cat whose name is juice or burger kings’s spicy chicken fries

Nim

Mullets vs moustaches

Jake Chizmar

Chicago (band + city combo) or Boston (band + city combo)

Tellu

I am once again asking for Rileys left moustache or rileys right moustache

Evie Lucas

buddist son or machiavellian daughter

Joe Human

Portside or starboard

☣

Having pink eye vs Having a black eye

TonyGTG

NFL or NBA

Scott

labubu or rupaul’s drag race

BIG DUNK

Swanton vs Toledo

wednesday

locktober vs no nut november

BIG DUNK

eternal happiness vs a 24 pack of Coors Banquet

Emma Ernfeldt

Dinner with jay z or interview with conan o brien

Emma Ernfeldt

What the hellebron james or what the haliburton

Joe Human

Deep sea fishing or lake fishing

Cassandra Salvadori

slipping on ice in front of the pope vs never being able to eat at wendy’s again

Isaac

no food allergies or $5k everytime you eat a food you’re allergic to (for the little one obviously)

Sam

silky jumper or perfect spiral

Joe Human

Your mom’s dad or your dad’s mom

Teshiky

All types of drums vs all types of keyboards

Greyson Lee

Little one without hat or ill intentioned one with cast?

audie r8!!

stoner rock (cypress hill, red fang) or stoner movies (friday, harold and kumar)?

toot

bisexual son who listens to phoebe bridgers or straight daughter who listens to true crime podcasts

cory z

cameron winters or elvis presley

toot

never listen to music again or only listen to your favorite artists' worst songs

Hailey

Roger ebert or Imdb

Qweast

Lorde or Our Lord and Savior

Goldilocks

1. Satisfaction of quenching your thirst and satisfaction of a morning stretch 2. Music of 2000’s and Music of 2010’s 3. Earl Sweatshirt and Tyler The Creator

Qweast

Pre-2000s movies vs Post 2000s movies

Colton Wulff

Browns champions ship vs cavs championship

Kassady

graydon or dignan

Kassady

dinner w diddy or dinner w epstein

teddy9012

Meet a purple frog irl or listen to Bob Dylan’s entire discography in one sitting

Elliotte Shively

browns win super bowl and you lose both legs or browns lose in wild card round every season for the rest of your life

Big mama

Movies or music Sports or women Food or drinks Daytime or nighttime

Z

patreon members or youtube members

Yuh Yuh

Toledo, Ohio or Will Toledo

Gnoop

Charlie Kelly or Charli XCX

Braeden Terpstra

Doechii or Teezo Touchdown (two biggest industry plants in the world)

Tony

Gin & Tonic or Aperol Spritz

austin

over here or over there

William

Evan mobley or your family

Will

Getting married in the suburbs, or cussing in a barn

Not Likely

whistling or humming

Sarah

Skyline Chili or Coney Dog Browns or Cavs

Yikers

Folk or funk

Caleb

the realization that one day you and everyone and everything you’ve ever loved will no longer exist or 2016 cavs

Joe smith

Tarantino or Nolan

Sarah

Crewneck sweatshirts or ball caps

Josh

Free will or a good nap

Paige

Morning sex or evening sex

Sabrina

High all the time by 50 cent or sober to death by car seat headrest. Katy Perry goes to space or Taylor Swift’s carbon footprint. Bob Dylan or Radiohead. Deepfake ai pictures or deepfake by brakence. Dynamo (album by soda estereo) or thunderstruck by acdc. French or Italian. xx

zacvh

TYRESE HALIBURTON OR GARRETT BOBBY FERGUSON !?

Sabrina

I think it would be easier to read the bible front to back 3 times than the 2nd option

ryder

steve irwin vs kronk

Dante 3000

costco hot dog or drunk cig

Sam

Viva La Vida by Coldplay or Graydon

Sam

Listening to all of Imagine Dragons’s discography in one sitting or all of AJR’s discography

pne 342

lorna doone cookies or super rich kids by frank ocean

raleigh

shedeur or dillion gabriel (go browns)

ella

this one’s for graydon: me or riley

Griffen Hay

Djent or still life paintings of fruit?

Dawn

hanging out with a zebra and his cousin or babysitting your sisters kid

Carter Doney

Blowing Myles Garrett or Myles Garrett Blowing You

Liam White

Bill Evans or Oscar Peterson

Tony

Old Blue Eyes or Blue Eyes White Dragon

ungabunga

A gang of wasps in your drain or draning your gang of their will to live

Angelo

Myles Garrett or Donovan mitchell

Angelo

mexican food or chinese food

Charlie

Bob Dylan or Drake

Angelo

warm colors or cold colors

Angelo

sleep late and wake up late or sleep early and wake up early

Adam

Kid Rock or Morgan Wallen

Elijah Green

The Big Lebowski or O Brother Where Art Thou

AJ

Huey Lewis or the news

Flora

Steve McQueen the actor or Steve McQueen the director

Colton Wulff

The number 5 or the number 37

Flora

Tony or toes and knees

Flora

Dinner with Jay Z or Jay Z is dinner

jeebsss

zydrunas ilgauskas or prince fielder

Abi

Abstract or Impressionist paintings

Beefy

Code red or Baja blast

Beefy

LA or NY

Beefy

Backyard bbq or night out

Beefy

Concert or comedy show

Beefy

Popcorn or pretzel with cheese

ian

An orgasm with immense post nut clarity or sneezing multiple times in a row

Hayden Pratt

Dick’s drive in or drive in movie theatres

Kyle Cahill

Yellow line on the road or white line on the road

B

100 men or 1 gorrila

Aditi Goyal

other people thinking you are smart or other people thinking you are hardworking

Aditi Goyal

have self-confidence or be well-liked?

Aditi Goyal

film weekly patreon/youtube member video or film weekly power rankings?

Blake

Chicken Parm or Chicken Alrefdo

Mike

all of this or all of that

Jake Holzum

Sitting with your feet in the pool OR laying in a hammock

Henry Fulton

George Harrison or Paul McCartney

Ssouplady

Fibbing or bartering

Andrew

a scenic piss OR a great steak

MMersh

Dayton or Canton

Emmett

Jimmy Neutron or boygenius

fynzyme

apples or oranges

Grace Howell

minute maid cranberry cocktail in first class or a mountain dew baja blast in a cadillac

Elijah

Josh Gordon or Asdrúbal Cabrera

breven

rock and roll, or a rock and a roll

Quinn Merrick

Full bush in thong or white boy summer

jack walters

summer smash or rolling loud

Daniel Schubert

A new pair of shoes or a dad who actually gives a shit

RingleRelch

specifically for Riley, Graydon or Dignan

Willa

Basketball or football

Joe C

Beer at a baseball game or hot dogs at a baseball game

Joe C

Chet Hanks or Chet Baker

Joe C

Brady Quinn or Tom Brady

Alex Wekesser

Cavs winning the NBA Finals or World Peace

Lily

drake's music or your drivers license and car

Sasha D

Unlimited or cheap seats

Jakob Arespång

9 hours of sleep and no caffeine or 5 hours of sleep and lots of caffeine?

Kasen Hicks

Pissing on yourself or farting in class

Marshall

Formula 1 or tennis

Naz

The cold side of your own personal pillow or a warm toilet seat

Val

needing to sneeze vs. needing to piss

Val

Sabrina Carpenter vs. Sydney Sweeney

Val

Satanists vs Horse Girls

Val

Italian (language) or German (language)

Val

International athletes in American sports vs. Running into Americans when overseas.

Adam

Panera vs Pantera

fleshr

RFK son or Marjorie Taylor Greene daughter

Aidan

Jane Remover or 2hollis

Aidan

Squirrel With a Gun or Galaxy Gas

Aidan

Patrons or YouTube Members

Aidan

old forts or raves

Gab

One last breath by creed or rockstar by nickleback

TD

Muskie or Walleye

Elizaliza

poop sock or pee drawer

Ph0ton

Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf

Ryan

Burgers or Pasta

Ryan

Psychadelics or deliriants

Ryan

The name Bob or the name Joe

Kayla

Ohio or Michigan

Jean-Michel Dugal

the fear of your inevitable demise or the fear of not having done enough throughout your life

Thomas

Charm or Imaginal Disk

Patrick Watson

State of Matter or the Laws of Physics

Willa

sgt peppers or revolver

Willa

a loaded ak-47 or chewy fruit mentos

Willa

ten hank-sized dignans or one dignan-sized hank

Emalib

Pogo stick or unicycle

Emalib

Chia pets or pillow pets

Emalib

Dance Battles or rap battles

Emalib

Finding a rogue out of place pasta shape in your meal or eating a bag of goldfish and finding like four of them stuck together

stori

pickleball or badminton

Thomas

Tommy Fleece or Roseville Sucks

aaron judge

Grant becomes president or Cronk becomes president :/ But you get five bucks

Maddy D

hello kitty or spiderman

Owen Connell

Shoes always too tight or shoes always too loose

Owen Connell

Films in a foreign language or music im a foreign kanguage

Owen Connell

Every biopic or every documentary

Smevelyn

Gay son or thot daughter

Smevelyn

sad or super happy

Tariq

English or Spanish

Zapper

Men in womens fields or women in men’s fields?

David

Stack of newspapers or grocery bag full of grocery bags

Laurens Lego

Dave Mathews Band bus incident or Paul Pierce 2008 NBA Finals wheelchair incident

Osi

Imagine dragons or 21 pilots

Osi

metric or imperial system

Will Becker

Bruce Springsteen or brioche bread

Pablo T

Timothee Chalamet or Yung Lean

Kyle Cahill

The death note vs the burn book

Kelly Rosen

Gay son or thot daughter

bigboypants

Dashboard confessional or the Catholic confessional