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Reacting to Your Christmas List (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-15 19:02:22
Imported:
2026-06

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In the comment section below this post, provide your name and your top 5 most wanted things on your Christmas List.

If you don't celebrate Christmas, you can still provide your 5 most wanted things for this Holiday season.

Riley and Graydon will react to your lists in this weeks Hivemind Patreon Holiday Special!

Comments

Smevelyn

-car -car -hugge car -big car -a really big car

Oliver Weaver

Ollie 1. Spider-Man decorations for my dorm 2. Hivemind merch 3. Spider-Man decals for my car 4. A bottle of Tito’s 5. A bottle of white wine

John

John 1. Yall (by glaive) vinyl 2. Red Canada national team soccer jersey (throwback with the collar) 3. Danbury Trashers merch 4. Hivemind blanket 5. Money

Max Keenan

Soap Socks Travel Siracha Woodford Double Oak Reverse Cow Girl

ABO127

Aidan 1. To find the motivation in myself to make a change in my life 2. Empathy from my mother 3. Answers to the cruel behavior occurring in this hellscape we call the USA 4. My dog to cough up the magnet he ate the other day 5. Xbox

Austin Sackett

Austin: 1. Money for my wedding 2. Money for my honeymoon 3. Money for a house 4. Money to raise a child 5. Luv is Rage 2 Deluxe on vinyl

Cynthia

1. Money 2. Clothes 3. Vinyls 4. Pokémon Plushes 5. More money lowkey

Naz

Naz - I want a Giant wine glass (1.5 liters) Fire truck Pneumatic nail gun for self defense Unicycle Dots candy

Kevin's Krypt

Kevin 1. New Smartwatch Bands 2. Camcorder 3. New Pillows 4. Vanisher Hat cause I lost mine 5. Hellcat

James butler

James 1. New York Giants apparel 2. In rainbows on vinyl 3. New balance shoes 4. Money 5. Winter Jacket

Connor Mudge

Connor 1. Bo Nix 2. Bo Nix 3. Bo Nix 4. Bo Nix 5. Bo Nix

LelandTRC

Leland -mounds bar -Pokemon cards -cd of chromakopia -childish gambino to come back -mounds bar

Boingoos

Name: Faith -Ottoman -Warhammer Kill Team - Specific Magic The Gathering Cards -Gargoyle for my desk -Ceramic baking dishes

Sillybird 1513

Sam (he/him) - copes hoodie - monster manga box set - zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance physical copy - new mouse - the touch of my long distance lover

Emm F

Morgan -a new bidet (that is heated) -one of those earwax removers with a camera -pay off my klarna and afterpay -a pet frog -dinner at a rainforest cafe

Julian Mabie

Julian 1. Andrew Nembhard city edition jersey 2. Twin Peaks box set 3. Some money 4. Colts super bowl 5. Sign O' The Times on vinyl

Nate

Nate Portland Trail Blazers hat Earl sweatshirt Doris vinyl Rilo Kiley band tee Basketball cards L L bean sweater

Annie Boyer

- dishwasher pods - dignan bobble head - my coworker to stop talking so loud on the phone - airpods - riley

Jayke

Waylon - Nespresso machine - money - Snowboard - New sheets and duvet cover lowkey - Socks and undies - Vintage Archive Margeila if possible - The hatchet by Gary paulsen book series - VHS Wide lens camera prolly too

Jackson Ferraro

Jackson 1) A Romantic partner who tolerates me 2) A 16 leg parlay to hit for $100,000 dollars 3) The announcement of a new Frank Ocean album with a single for promotion of the album 4) For Taco Bell to bring back the loaded grillers, specifically the loaded potato griller 5) The volcano in Yellowstone to go off because I genuinely don’t see things as a whole for society at large to improve. Merry Christmas you filthy animals, and a happy new year too!!!

Sam Denison

-alfredo 2 cd -drake maye jersey -hivemind beef jerky -shish-portugal the man vinyl -trip to egypt

Citrancy

Curran 1.hivemind dolphin crewneck 2.vanisher hat 3. Kuru toga metal 4.money 5.vanisher hat

Jackson Wells

Magdalena Bay singles posters, Takashi Murakami hoodie, Jim Legxacy '06 wayne rooney poster, Ghostholding by venturing splatter vinyl & Hivemind bracket-winner bracket on the big screen!

Justin Long

- “Kitchen Confidential” by Anthony Bourdain - Painting starter kit - Wooden cutting board set - AirTags for my wallet and keys - “12 Notes: On Life and Creativity” by Quincy Jones

Bjorn Samios

1. Babylock serger machine (for sewing) 2. Fabric shears 3. Vintage Frye boots 4. Bassvictim BP 1 & 2 vinyl 5. Le labo thé matcha fragrance

Max LeGreeley

Name: max Like everything Some chapstick Few dollars for a chocolate bar Hivemind cap Some chapstick

Scott S.

Name: Scott Blu Ray Player A pack of highlighters Hot Dog Norwegian Flag Getting Killed

Harland Norcott

Harland -enough money to move away from my shitty roommates -my car to be in working order -the playboi carti fortnite skins -a christmas party to go to -vanisher hat

Cassandra Salvadori

- nintendo switch 2 - drugs - a good lasagna - sapphic love - Bad Dragon, Anubis the Destroyer™

Andy

1. Hivemind merch 2. Headphones 3. Hivemind jeopardy in the big 26 4. Money 5. New quadeca album

austin

austin 1. cameron winter "heavy metal" vinyl 2-5. head

cory z

cory's x-mas list: - fka twigs concert ticket - alex g concert ticket - pull up bar - hivemind "friendship" crewneck - fishwife tinned fish

mr Boss man

Bo - Hivemind midwest hardcore hoddie - a new gaming mouse - som shoes - shelter for the winter - a BIG pint of eggnog

rumore

Rue weed money merch cds concert tickets

TonyGTG

Anthony 1. Dior Sauvage 2. Gucci Belt 3. Rolex Submariner 4. Mercedes Benz S-Class 5. OK computer on vinyl

Lorenzo Ojeda

1. Drake Maye jersey 2. Scooby Snacks 3. Arnold Palmer Arizona tea 4. Cinemark Gift Card 5. Drake Maye

Kavon

Name: Kavon Vanisher Hat Open Back Studio Headphones Wooting 60HE+ keyboard Chessup Chess board 3070ti and a pack of Marlboro Blacks

adam323

Name: Adam Ricoh digital camera Leather notebook Bag New colonge A dope ass pen

Toupee Reno

Toupee: Hiking supplies Art/furniture for my new apt John Cale: New York in the 1960s CD boxset Banjo lessons Uhhhh money

Elijah Green

1. AirPods Pro 2. Concert Tickets 3. Casino Chips 4. Vinyl Records 5. Alcohol

Tyler

drake “drake maye” maye lover over here

Uncle Ron

1. Quadiki torches

JAMIE WELFORD

Jamie 1.Stan Getz & Luiz Bonfa “Jazz Samba Encore” Vinyl 2.Bottle Rocket DVD 3.12 pack of Mr Pibb 4.9 Tattoos 5.A Smino Tour

EJ

1. Orange Marty Supreme Jacket, 2. Blue and Dark Blue Marty Supreme Jacket, 3. Brazil Marty Supreme Jacket, 4. Pink Marty Supreme Jacket, 5. Brown Marty Supreme Jacket

DarcMottens

Braxton - ChessUp Electronic Chessboard - Soundproof Panels - Labi Siffre CD - Turbo Brain - Wooting HE60 Keyboard

Luv04

Luvy 1. switch 2 with mario kart world 2. three cheers for sweet revenge vinyl 3. my college roommate to stop drinking my liquor or else his ass gonna be sleeping outside 4. graydon and dignan being in the same room together 5. $50 steam gift card

bea perry

Bea 1. Coke freestyle machine 2. Hivemind pool cue 3. Bag of circus peanuts 4. Belt 5. Space jam dvd

bea perry

Honorable mentions: pool table & scratch off lotto tickies

Jefferson Templeman

Jefferson : 1- Eem Triplin Vinyl 2- Nike Shox 3- A Cowboy Jack with tassels 4- Vintage Maple Leafs Jersey 5- Isaiah Rashad to drop a new album.

Elijah Kordenbrock

eli’s christmas list -korg synth -fortnite vbucks -harmonica set for every key -supreme real tree box logo hoodie -new water bottle

joan sebastien

name: sebastian hi-fi digital audio player magdalena bay nice day box set books on art and design from taschen geese and/or cameron winter tickets (not outright asked but am sending subliminal messaging) money so i can get stuff for making music and get a head start on saving for a b stage barricade ticket at mcr detroit next year

Gnoop

Jack 1. Caleb Williams jersey 2. Skittles 3. Horror books 4. Vinyl 5. World peace

BIG DUNK

Name: Alex 1. New record player 2. Awake x Jordan shoes 3. Common Be vinyl 4. Top 5. 7g jar ($140) of GreenDawg x Feel Good LA's Dawgwalker

drewkart

Drew wants: 1.bobble head of 2006 Cardinals pitcher Jason Isringhausen 2.Fathead of 2006 Cardinals pitcher Jason Isringhausen 3.signed baseball of 2006 Cardinals pitcher Jason Isringhausen 4. signed jersey of 2006 Cardinals pitcher Jason Isringhausen 5.Rose toy

Amber Booth

amber 1. Touchtunes giftcards 2. pool table 3. $50 worth of quarters (not needed if #2 is fulfilled) 4. PENN Passion ll Spinning Combo 5. funky salt and pepper shakers

Tyler

tyler: 1. a 10/10 baddie 2. if that’s too much to ask, then a 9/10 baddie 3. if that’s too much to ask, then a 8/10 baddie 4. if that’s too much to ask, then a 7/10 baddie 5. if that’s too much to ask, then world peace or something

Arex

arex carti merch carti vinyl carti tickets carti autograph carti picture

Wyatt King

Wyatt 1. MacBook 2. Cologne 3. Vinyls 4. AirPods Pro 3 5. Baseball/basketball jerseys

Cadyn

An Acoustic Guitar 3-4 New Vinyls New pair of timbs A whole bunch of moolah Depop grails

JohnJutt37

Pierce Lap steel guitar Socks Foam Sleeping pad New tent stakes Mr bungle CDs

jeebsss

Justin 1. Crutches 2. CPAP machine 3. Mobility scooter 4. Wheelchair 5. Hella weed

Vace Diesel

Vinny (he/they) 1. Midi Keyboard Controller 2. Syncify Sketchbook 3. Cologne 4. Pajama set (*hint hint* 👀) 5. A house (hopefully)

Colin

Colin: 1. Custom shaped Josh Hall surfboard 2. Over-ear headphones 3. Jae Crowder jersey 4. The lower 48 5. A beer with Riley & Graydon

sydney g

sydney 1. peace of mind 2. some quietness 3. new spine 4. friends 5. size 8 pink sambas

yummyeggyolk

Jake: 1. Passport 2. Weapons 3. New teezo touchdown album release 4. pound of WEED 5. new bed

Tucker Schooley

1. Matcha 2. Cure for periods 3. Feminist literature 4. 6’3 btw 5. End women’s suffrage (someone’s gotta stop there suffering 🙏)

Jackson Sackrider

Jackson: 1. Some of that new Hivemind merch, available now on Copes.shop! 2. Abolish ICE (The merch is more important though) 3. Tua Tagovailoa to be fired (please Santa, I promise I'll be nice next year) 4. Another JVB Hivemind collab 5. A reason to keep going

Patty K

Patty: 1. Trench coat 2. CD Player 3. Running shoes 4. Floss 5. Josh Allen cardboard cut out

max

Max: 1. physical albums 2. fluffy socks 3. new shirts (merch..? ;) 4. top surgery 5. blind boxes

max

he/him btw

Dawn

Dawn 1. Pretty Woman 2. Hot Lady 3. A Bad Bitch to Read Me A Bedtime Story 4. A Book of Bedtime Stories for the Bad Bitch 5. Coal to Power the Bad Bitch

Jackson Sackrider

Move 4 to 1, and you're good! Romance is temporary, the Tacobell Loaded GrillerTM is what you TRULY need.

smashleydee

Ashley 💖 1. Air fryer (big enough for a whole bird) 2. Weighted eye mask for sleeping 3. Yarn bowl 4. Switch 2 5. Glock

Beefy

Hivemind pool stick Vinyl Ninja slushi machine Pistol Lulu lemon boxers

Jackson Ferraro

Perhaps you’re right… sometimes I toss and turn in see the loaded potato griller in my sleep 🤣😅

jardinhope

Jordyn 1. Kirby Air Riders for the Nintendo Switch 2 2. Student loan forgiveness 3. Unlimited PTO (so that I can play Kirby Air Riders on the Nintendo Switch 2) 4. A crockpot 5. (This one is going to piss you off) For the Pittsburgh Steelers to win one (1) playoff game

Justyn Broderick

Justyn 1: Copes Crow Zip-up 2: More Tattoos 3: Wallhack Glass Mousepad 4: For the Blue Jays to sign Bo & Tucker 5: T32M FASE snowboard bindings

carsins often

Carson 1. Beats Studio Pros’s 2. An Offensive Line for Joe Burrow 3. A 3.5 of Flight’s Dutt Pack 4. Black Ice Little Tree air fresheners 5. A pack of Marlboro Reds for when I turn 21 in February

El Goody

Ella 1. Coach Ella Bag 2. Sewing Machine 3. Money for tattoos 4. Prescription Sunglasses 5. CDs for my stereo system

Huntereprov

Griffin 1. A new laptop 2. CD of Japanese city-pop and jazz fusion legend Masayoshi Takanaka 3. A Drake Maye Patriots Rivalry Jersey 4. New Magic the Gathering Cards 5. A Record Player

Grant Morris

Grant 1. Rose Toy 2. A picture of Hank 3. Rose Toy 4. The breaking of the curse 5. The return of Dick Cheney

mspaintguypro

Ash (she/her) 1: danny brown tickets 2: new commes des garçon converse cus mine have been beyond repair for a year 3: employment 4: carton of fags (camel blues or sterling reds specifically) 5: my fever to go away so i can visit my grandparents and not make them sick

Maksim

Maksim 1. A camera for Photography and Videographie 2. The F1 Marlboro Red Cap 3. A bass guitar 4. Vanisher Hat 5. For Dignan to release my family and I from his basement

Amber Booth

wait stop can i add yellow american spirits 😔

Connor Ferguson

Connor 1. Dr. Martens Loafers 2. Vintage Sweaters 3. Matcha Kit 4. Vanisher Hat 5. Labubu

Smile_Miles

1.steamdeck 2.vinyl 3.hivemind pool hoodie 4.skateboard wheels 5.dignan life-size doll

Stephen

Stephen 1. Paco rabanne million gold 2. Hivemind "crows" hoodie 3. Snowboarding boots 4. Redzone membership 5. Meta quest 3

Noah Chateauneuf

Noah 1. Guitar 2. Guitar amp 3. Guitar strap 4. Hivemind merch 5. Red Ryder

Callie D

Callie 1. new drawing tablet 2. upgrade to Ableton 12 3. hoodies 4. mp3 player 5. nice wired earbuds

Kayne Bolick

Kayne 1. Panthers Super Bowl 2. Stevie wonder tour announcement 3. Lottery win 4. Trump impeached 5.world peace

Chase Taylor

Chase 1) Vinyl record holder/organizer 2) MP3 Player 3) Lightphone III 4) Baking/Cooking accessories 5) 15 acres with a house

Olivia Cait

Olivia 1. Margiela Tabis 2. paint by numbers 3. criterion subscription 4. earrings (mine got stolen when i got jumped) 5. buccs jersey or hat

sam mckeever

Sam 1) Medical marijuana card 2)Be the next guest on Hivemind 3)New brain 4)Money 5) Long fur coat

Cuckface Mcgee

Dani 1. Hivemind tote 2. Hivemind billiards shirt 3. Crows for sale zipup 4. Hivemind billiards hat 5. Chasity cage

Newt Bryant

Newt (they/he) A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out vinyl Fortnite v-bucks A bass Invader zim box set New desk chair

Toria

Toria 1. record player 2. funky furniture 3. custom painted leather gloves 4. dolla dolla bills y'all 5. electric guitar amp

DanielMayrink

Daniel Mayrink 1. New ACL for Micah Parson 2. Hivemind Tree Cap 3. More Tattoos 4. Flight ticket to Brazil to see my family 5. Cool vintage Puma sweater for my girl (shoutout Malu)

William Heritch

Will Culinary torch Indoor slippers Casio Edifice watch Ebbets Field brand baseball hat Fun sunglasses

Anemone

Emily 1. Waffle knit robe 2. Lush rose jam body wash 3. Phone case that fits my 15+ because every phone case branded as one does not fit (EVERY SINGLE ONE) 4. Adopt an orca 5. John cena memorabilia

Brady Fox

Brady 1. Poppers 2. Water based lubricant (ez cleanup) 3. Blue Gatorade Zeros 4. Copes Crow Hoodie 5. a gracious Myles Garrett

Savannah McGowen

Savannah 1) a month of dance classes paid for 2) Rainier beer neon sign 3) board games 4) large food grade cast iron cauldron 5) new work boots

Will Kisor

Will 1. Johnny Manziel Texas A&M Jersey 2. The little one to take his shirt off 3. Keep the change

V Pascarella

V (he/they) 1. Webkinz 2. Double sided tape 3. New mattress 4. Handle of liquor (any) 5. Employment

Salem

Hivemind Copes dolphin t-shirt Hivemind Copes dolphin necklace Hivemind Copes dolphin hat Hivemind Copes lost files t-shirt Hivemind Copes pool stick

eva

eva (phonetically "ava") 1. rotating crayon holder 2. a money tree (not the made up tree, like the actual plant. or yeah, a magic tree) 3. pizza cutter 4. hand mixer 5. yoga mat

quique

Shoutout cena

Andres Molina

Andres 1. The little one’s mustache 2. Bits bracket 5 3. Money 4. Sza-ctrl vinyl 5. GNX Deluxe

jordan

Jordan. - he him 1. Fake BB.Simon Belts 2. Fake Chrome Hearts Bracelets 3. Military Hiking Boots 4. FL Studio (I use Ableton currently) 5. Panda Express Gift Card

Emma Pagels

Emma 1. Whetstone 2. Hiking daypack 3. Nice second hand speaker set up 4. Food Processor 5. Money (about to buy a car. And start grad school. Yikes.)

Dana 🍓

Dana (she/her) 1. A rich stranger’s credit card information 2. Friends with boats (I don’t want to deal with the hullabaloo of boat upkeep) 3. All expenses paid trip to Pulled Pork Park 4. A food processor 5. That Hivemind x Copes gym bag

Aidan

Aidan 1. Rainbows 2. Sunshine 3. Happiness 4. Candy 5. Ketamine 6. Mountain Dew

Michael

Michael 1. Weed 2. Mp3 Player 3. Awesome black boots 4. Real ferret fur ushanka 5. Lord of the rings hardback box set

anton

Anton 1. Jpegmafia vinyl 2. Vivienne westwood necklace 3. Birkenstock slippers 4. Mr. Zog’s sex wax air freshener 5. Banana bread

Jonah Hutchinson

Jonah 1. Mohair Cardigan 2. Two Star & the Dream Police Vinyl 3. Molten Flistatec Volleyball (my old one got stolen) 4. CD Player 5. Leather gloves

Twig

Twig 1. Scarlet Focusrite Audio Interface 2. Laptop 3. New Shoes 4. Youtube Premium 5. Anime TShirt

Jake Holzum

Jake 1. WWE CM Punk side plates 2. Sound machine for sleep 3. Nike Vomero 5’s 4. Big box of meat sticks 5. Pair of Thieves underwear

GrayBea

Gray (she/her) 1. Radiohead vinyl records 2. Cranberry Mandarin candle 3. Noise-cancelling headphones 4. Fuzzy socks 5. Joy and mirth and whimsy for the world

Bennett C

Bennett (he/him) 1. LEGO lord of the rings shire 2. Timely by Anri Vinyl 3. Josh Naylor Mariners Jersey 4. Hivemind Nu Metal Shirt 5. Dignan Voodoo Doll

cyrus :3

Cyrus (he/him) 1. Portable CD player 2. Analphabetapolothology by Cap'n Jazz on CD 3. A small aesthetically pleasing bookshelf 4. Weed 5. A deck jacket, like the one Joseph Gordon Levitt wears in Brick (2005)

AK

Andi (she/they) 1. Microwave 2. MN Timberwolves City Edition bomber jacket 3. Compression socks that are at least sort of cute 4. the Fall Out Boy album vinyls that I don’t have (post-hiatus releases) 5. Tucker Kraft jersey

Jacob Riedel

Jacob 1. Grey Nike sweatpants 2. Socks 3. Madden 23 4. Food 5. Broncos beating the Chiefs

Orlagh

orlagh she/her 1. vivienne westwood, the strand watch 2. kiss me heroine make volume up mascara super waterproof, 02 brown 3. new balance 1906L black croc skin 4. giant sushi platter 5. popmart, skullpanda, you found me! series pendant blind box

dixie murl

Dixie (she/her) 1. A bottle of Atomik spirits from Ukraine (for my collection) 2. Vanisher hoodie 3. Eyebrows microbladed 4. French Waltz perfume 5. Legos

Claire

hi i'm claire here's my list 1. crest 3d white strips 2. OxiClean (big spray bottle) 3. The Atlantic yearly subscription 4. mini digital camera 5. Dunkin Donuts gift card

sympie

My name is Ben, my most wanted things are: 1. Justice (Dignan's arrest) 2. A new Frank Ocean album 3. End to world hunger 4. Eternal life for me and my girl if she so chooses 5. An Orchid synth

lei

leiley (she/her) 1. brook the deer beanie baby 2. oath kiwi strawberry clear protein 3. pink hydroflask lunchbox 4. anything ethel cain related 5. ariana grande mod vanilla perfume in the travel size

coya!

Hi im sequoyah and I would like 1. Creature from the black lagoon Monster High Skullector doll 2. Kermit the frog landline (the one where the phone rests on his foot) 3. Smeg espresso machine 4. $350 5. Car seat covers (i just spilled an irreparable amount of coffee on mine)

noelle

noelle's xmas list: 1. a pair of shoes. literally any shoes. my shoes are currently being held together by willpower. 2. money. if you can't tell by 1, i am dirt poor 3. dehydrated apples. the biggest realistic quantity. 4. a break. 5. books to cut up

Lucy

hi im Lucy and i want to be good at math, stripper heels, smiski figurines, a national park pass, and a hot gf for christmas

Lucy

wait i want evil people to pass away also

ella

dylan (she/her) and i wantttt new converse (mine r busted up🙁) new hivemind copes merch #ad parachutes by coldplay vinyl new controller for playstation a fine shorty

nataliesnortman

Jack 1.a new MacBook to make beats on 2.obscure horror movie dvds 3.fancy mustards 4.world peace 5.tasteful nudes

anna “Luna” thacker

Miles (he/they) 1. Eye surgery for my eyes 2. Heavy metal Cameron winter vinyl 3. New cymbals for my drums 4. Digital camera 5. Hivemind Midwest hardcore hoodie

Ell

Ell (any pronouns) 1. Hivemind Midwest hardcore hoodie!! 2. New Rock chunky platform boots 3. Silver, for making jewelry 4. A band tee for this band called Karate 5. A 2026 planner

Thomas Norgaard

Thomas 1. Forrest camouflage hoodie 2. Massage Gun 3. LEGO (The Titanic set, or the Notre Dame set) 4. Liverpool FC jersey with Wirtz on the back 5. A new pillow

Dylan Howell

Dylan in this order 1.Vbucks 2. End world hunger 3. More Vbucks 4. Become Vampire Assassin 5. Some more Vbucks

Adam Shypitka

1. Chess set 2. Cookies 3. Aura 4. Christmas tree 5. DJ Grant

Salvale

Cole in no particular order - the footage of the Dev & Riley skrillex karaoke - new boots - DMT - 1TB SD card - Rent money

Nathan O'Hare

Nathan 1. Art supplies 2. My ex to text me back 3. Socks 4. Underwear 5. Costco bag of trail mix

Jacob

Jacob 1. Vanisher Hat 2. Bulk Cinnamon Gum 3. Cuck Chair 4. Schecter Reaper-7 Multiscale 7MS Electric Guitar Charcoal Burst 5. Vanisher Hat

mason

mason 1. bedframe 2. glue 3. a small version of me with sharper teeth 4. hivemind midwest hardcore hoodie 5. a handshake from my girlfriends father (who says im a "pussy")

Liv

Liv she/they 1. protein powder 💪🏻 2. over-ear headphones 3. merchandise for bands that suck 4. PTO and full benefits 5. a hivemind notice (ironic uwu)

tori

tori she/they 1. digital camera 2. a good lemon cake (its also my birthday) 3. high rise black boots that dont have a big heel, or too small, around 4cm 4. warm socks 5. bread making machine

margot

margot she/her 1. clothes that look like scandinavian fisherman workwear: quality knitwear, wool under layers, rainboots etc 2. cozy maxxing items: candles, blankets 3. a massage 4. vintage leather bags and boots 5. eric rohmer criterion collection dvds

Nathan Kelly

Nathan 1. Homer simpson slippers 2. Feet scented candle 3. Life-sized cutout of cameron winter 4. David 5. A nintendo 2ds to mod

Samantha Good

Samantha 1. New Quadeca album 2. The bracket winner bracket 3. An embroidery machine 4. A trillion dollars 5. Hivemind mug

Will L

Will he/they 1. Money for engagement ring 2. Billy crystals white sweater from when Harry met sally 3. Hivemind dolphin jumper 4. Dylan Windler to make a return to the nba 5. Ninajirachi tickets

Gerardo

Gerardo he/him 1. A cool jacket 2. Polaroid SX-70 3. A headboard for my stupid bed 4. Snoopy merchandise 5. NFR Podcast Patreon subscription

belmontay

owen he/him 1. new feet, so much feet so i can run really fast 2. xbox 360, so i can relive my best memories before my parents divorced and sent me to military school because it was my fault 3. waffle iron, speaks for itself 4. geno smith to be served on a platter to the sentinel islanders 5. good dome

Peyton Rosa

Peyton she/her 1. health insurance and PTO 2. 7 life-sized cutouts of David Bowie 3. one (or maybe two) months of rent 4. baddie with a fattie if you will 5. probably some underwear or socks or something

Hunter

Hunter he/him 1. 2004 Ford Mustang Cobra 2. A de-aging machine for Dan Marino 3. New shoes and/or socks 4. The Dolphins to make the playoffs and Dan Marino takes the field after 20+ years 5. Pokémon cards

maggie land

maggie they/them 1. money 2. money 3. money 4. $1 million 5. world peace

Griffin Harple

Griffin Harple (he/him). 1: the dragon fly thing from dune. 2: Jameis Winston Super Bowl 3:a Honda beat 4:cold hard cash. 5: a dinner with will arnett

Lyndsie Kallas

lyndsie (she/her) 1. a new job 2. my debt paid off 3. mattress 4. bombas socks 5. dj grant

Adreyan

Money Jango fett slave 1 lego set Jane remover frailty vinyl Top Rick owens doc martens steel toe boot

Zakary Virilli

Zakary (he/him) 1- Daytona 3 ton car jack 2- Daytona 3 ton jack stands 3- Long woolen scarf 4- ‘86 Nissan 300ZX 5- Long corduroy chore coat

Alex Nichols

Alex 1. Guitar tuner 2. New phone plan 3. MVP/OPOY JSN Jersey 4. A New Magic Wand 5. Jimmy John’s gift card

SamCrockett

sam he/him 1Jazz fest tickets 2.1989 Jaguar XJS 3.Speakers 4.New ravens coach 5.new drum set HM-Cronks used socks

Owen Maurer

my two front teeth, thats all i want

Ethan Lamothe

Ethan he/they 1. Pizza 2. Used film photograph of Graydon 3. Sheck Wes VIP lanyard 4. Colombian Rainbow Boa 5. Industrial Microwave Cleaner

Kc Shartenfartenfreud

KC Shartenfartenfreud, they/them 1. Pressure cooker 2. Space Heater 3. Anatomy diagrams/wall art 4. How did it age grave of the fireflies 5. Bulls and White Sox to get new owners

will!!

Will He/Him 1. Cody Johnson Tickets 2. Kindle 3. John Cena retirement shirt 4. Zogo’s Sex Wax Car Freshener 5. Stone Cold Steve Austin Shirt

br4dyf4rt

brady he/him 1. a second monitor for video editing 2. metalfingers special herbs cd box set 3. chinese 4. JVB tickets 5. a visit from the tickle monster

Veda Lightfoot

Veda X trilogy collector’s edition on 4k Compression socks New Adidas ultraboost 8’x10’ rug Blueberry redbull

Nate

Nate 1. Miami mint Geekbar 2. Banana ice geekbar 3. Tropical orange geekbar 4. Fleetwood Mac vinyl 5. Banana ice geekbar

John Webber

John. 1. Cash 2. Health insurance 3. Affordable housing 4. To see a certain news headline... you know the one. We've all been hoping for it. 5. Puppy. Cavalier king Charles, maybe.

rumor

rumor (they/them) 1.tattoo $$ 2. hivemind merch (Midwest hardcore sweatshirt) 3. LED makeup mirror 4. eyeshadow pallette 5. new piercing (⁠ノ⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠)⁠ノ

David Connolly

David - he/him 1. Another EU Quadeca tour 2. MoBo reunion tour 3. Hivemind EU tour 4. Ned Flanders tattoo 5. Basketball shoes

Diet Water’s Corpse

Sam (He/Him) 1. A lemon tree 2. A full size Gumby suit 3. A car battery 4. The box set of every Whitest Kids U Know season 5. A 96 Toyota Supra

YOGURT!!!

Forgot to add the list

YOGURT!!!

William - I want the new Kirby game, Oreo cakesters, getting killed vinyl, something manly, and pokemon cards

Evan F

Evan He/Him 1. Snowboard gear 2. New golf bag 3. Geese Vinyl 4. Canon Powershot Sd1000 5. The Steelers to fire Mike Tomlin

Lachy Rogers

Lachy He/Him 1. Netanyanhu To Kill Himself 2. Ninajarachi Vinyl 3. Theo James 4 .Luol Deng Jersey 5. BBL

alex

alex 1. cameron winter heavy metal vinyl 2. geese getting killed vinyl 3. geese 3d country vinyl 4. geese projector vinyl 5. a nice high five

Taylor Dossman

Taylor he/him 1. Marlboro reds 2. Fireball shooters 3. Riding lawnmower 4. 8” shim classic chef knife 5. Felt tip pens

ethan 🦫

ethan he/him 1. jessica alba 2. sabrina carpenter 3. sza 4. camel crushes 5. dignan

Isaiah Larion

Isaiah 1. Vinyl Records (Rosalia's LUX or Big Thief's Masterpiece) 2. Speaker for my record player 3. Blue Raspberry Chewy Jolly Ranchers 4. Playstation Gift Card (for when Resident Evil Requiem comes out) 5. Vintage pinstripe Orlando Magic Shaq jersey

Violet Horowitz

Violet 1. Help paying off all my old parking tickets 😅 2. More clients (I tattoo!) 3. TCHO Strawberry Matcha 4. Someone to love me 5. Good headphones (recs welcome!)

MEATMEATMEAT

erin 1. anteater beanie baby (i got this one already actually but it was on my list) 2. cds (grace by jeff buckley or the bends by radiohead) 3. books (classics like frankenstein) 4. hockey cards 5. socks (the most boring answer of all)

Molly Weaver

Molly 1. Schulers gift cards (mid Michigan bookstore) 2. Billy corner bookshelf 3. Full dnd dice set (any critical role dice) 4. Idk anything about King Arthur 5. Someone to bring Albert Camus back to life so I can talk to him about Sisyphus

EBT

EBT (he/him) 1. The Outsiders Book 2. The Outsiders DVD 3. The Outsiders Musical Vinyl 4. The Outsiders Musical “Stay Gold” Denim Jacket 5. 2x Premium Tickets to The Outsiders Musical on Broadway