"Algorhythm" - YouTube: The Musical (Patreon)

"Algorhythm" - YouTube: The Musical

YouTube The Musical is a go! Consider supporting if you enjoyed! ► https://www.patreon.com/ChrisRay From anonymous cartoons ranting about saving the west, to the ceaseless reign of the Late Night Jimmies, to quick and easy algorithmically safe trash content; there are far more things worth mocking on YouTube than typical "SJWs." This time I wanted to punch in as many directions as possible. To those on the left who lump people in raycists, those on the right who can't stand centrists, and those who overdose on Shane Dawson documentaries. Hope you like! Soundcloud Stream ► https://soundcloud.com/chris-ray-maldonado/algorythm-youtube-the-musical LYRICS ► Well, hello It's been a while since I've uploaded a show Gotta flow back into the mojo Schedules slow, but motherfucker I'm a pro, yo I'm not really in the know though Been out of the zone like a no-go Mood’s been flowing to and fro like a yo-yo I guess i didn't really care about the news or the views because I'm so over Sprawling algorithmic shit on the walls Gossip in the halls, “Did you hear about Jake Paul?” Eight ball, sunk, corner pocket no damn call Eight part, "What?! OMG I'm nervous, lol" Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon Gimme simple lacks of talent Put celebs at a desk, write a check, Up next! Rinse, repeat Split it into bits and wait T'ill it's released At number one on the trending page Wanna see Radcliffe look at 10 year old memes Isn't this the saddest thing you've seen on TV? I thought the internet might've finally set us free But now it's obvious the apple ain’t far from the tree I mean I'd probly give a pass to Conan A big proponent of independent showmen Late Night Serotonin Does the name mean anything? Rogers, Olan But most of these late night guys are roaches Posts encroaching like a diagnosis The absolute state of this site's atrocious It ain't done till the fat one drops the hostess But hold it! What is up? The alt right coming for your kids, cover up! Did you guys ever happen see this study release by data society That puts a direct line from spencer to me? Well, dang we collabbed? Where? In your sad wet dream? Beccalew, I’ll remember you Send me off to fight your foo You’re the pretender to whom I won’t have to surrender to CHORUS I’ve been lazy I know I’ve been lazy But all the news lately is just irritating So why doesn’t everybody loosen up Loosen up Loosen up I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy But all the news lately doesn’t even really phase me So hopefully everybody loosens up Loosens up Loosens up Maybe I’ll make drama vids So it hurts even worse when the karma hits “Baby, I’m anonymous! I’m immune to the pain I’m very tolerant of literally any opinion that isn’t moderate.” People call me right wing, what a pipe dream Just because I think comedy is a nice thing? And if I veer to the left even slightly “Come fight me on my nine hour livestream!” You’re a this, you’re a that, you’re a what You’re sexist bigot or a soyboy cuck Hold it! What is up? The SJWs are here, motherfuck! If I see another shitty cartoon in a tux Ranting about Venezuelan cover ups Lay my face on the railway then, let the mayhem Take charge, let the train skate on my brainstem Ugh! I’m gonna need meds, send a doc Can’t take another joke about attack helicopters We only start mobs cuz we love a monster Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters CHORUS This beats getting a little repetitive It’s should’ve been edited down, cuz right now it’s a sedative “Ugh all you do is rant about feminists.” Negative, Ghost Rider, get yourself off of the premises I’m the Top Ray Gun, credited with highly edited Masterworks, thought not particularly relevant If you’re seekin’ a Puerto Rican iDubbbz impressionist Swimming through YouTube algorithm with elegance For the hell of it But I’m not a rapper so I’m a bit out my element Everybody wants politics, But everybody takes it so serious And I really don’t get what the problem is With just having a little bit of fun with it So, to everybody listenin’ Isn’t it fun knowin’ we’re stuck in a loop of infinite dumb Nonsense, so sweet, cinnamon bun "Um, we're quite in a predicament, hun!" And if this rant's not what you wanted here in a musical Be right back, I'll rewrite this trash into something usable SHIRTS ► https://teespring.com/stores/chris-ray-gun TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/ChrisRGun FACEBOOK ► http://on.fb.me/15OyE7z TWITCH ► http://www.twitch.tv/chrisraygun PATREON ► https://www.patreon.com/ChrisRay SUBREDDIT ► https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisRayGun/ SACRED SYMBOLS ► https://apple.co/2Rqmklc SECOND CHANNEL ► bit.ly/snarktank