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Classic James Bond Girls vs Modern James Bond Girls | Exclusive Sketch

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Mellumae

Modern bond’s gadgets are Elon Musk’s “flame thrower” and an anime onahole

JackDusty

In the words of Epic Rap Battles Of History "Yeah to be honest, you are a bit rapey. I mean I like to swing but Dr No means No baby"

Simon

Bolly bog went and spiked the water hole again

Tiernan Cregan

He never drugged anyone. He just didn't take no for an answer

Yoyo

What's the difference, she'll be dead by the end of the movie anyways

Riku

This was also the case 10,000 years ago I saw a documentary about cavemen on patreon

Kodiak

Fifty no's and a yes is still a yes...

Martin Turner

I thought this was throw-away premise from the podcast and they actually made it! Legends. 😎

Vincent Vega

Now pay attention 007, this might seem like an ordinary vodka martini but it's actually laced with Rohypnol...

Vincent Vega

Reminds me of a German girl I once met in a park. I don't know why she felt the need to rate my sexual performance out of 10 but the way she kept trying to shout out "9" made me feel bad about gagging her

crackermilk

Bro we can’t do anything about a bar’s decor and making an assertion a skit about James Bond is political because of it is silly as fuck

Dennis

@Crackermilk I was not asserting that the skit is political... But I've deleted my comments. As it is misinterpreted by everyone

crackermilk

Don’t even stress I think we are just sensitive to jokes about it because so many people would take it seriously

Jimmy Pastrami

was he adding gamer supps to the drink? how thoughtful!

Adam Lane

"Shoo, we meet again, Mish Firepushy."