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Hiring an intimacy coordinator when you’re cranking your hog

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Alex K

Dad gets me hard. Not in the way I want.

Kodiak

Literal SPH for Conor, bless. Explains the erectness though!

corey miles

This is what I joined the patreon for. Conor being cockshamed

Emily Kristopher

I love how this turned out!! Everyone should know Connor got his teeny tiny peen out for the skit to make it really authentic. His SUPER SMALL FLACCID PEEN.

Vincent Vega

I haven't even watched this yet but I'm already pissing myself just at the thought of Connor saying "Cranking my hog" 🤣 Possibly my new favourite phrase

Caleb

I really want to know how many takes this took, I don't know how connor kept a straight face the whole time 😆

Vincent Vega

His face when Emily was doing the twizzle action with her fingers 😂😂

Vincent Vega

1:11 "What we want is a really nice visual" Aaaaand with that, we've gone from funny comedy skit to hot JOI video. Nice work Emily 😂 Connor's eyes following her hand movements doing an excellent job of reminding me I'm meant to laugh and not crank my hog. Thanks Connor

Simon

Ahh this was good 😂

feh

I expected finding a funny video, not discovering a new fetish.

Tabzz

The professionalism kills me hahaha

Alex Chuck

...Is that an Orgasmo reference?

Jackson

That snigger was personal.... Probably still bigger than mine though ...

Jackson

Again??? Isn't birthdays and Christmas enough?? Just showing off now...

Modar

this shit is funny as hell

Adam Lane

The "and that's no fun for anyone" gets me everytime.

Kay

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