CrackerMilk Newsletter September 2026 (Patreon)

G'day Legends! Dad here. So we're trying to mix shit up here at CrackerMilk and find more ways to engage with you guys here on Patreon, and this is one of those ways. Every month, I'm going to post a newsletter here talking about whatever, including what we've been up to, what's being planned, what's going on behind the scenes, who's doing who, and anything else I can think of that makes me look cool and embarrasses the fuck out of the rest of the CrackerMilk team. My plan is to post at the end of the month, but since we're in the middle of October and like most Aussie males, I like to go off early, so I'm going to cover last month now, and deal with October in two weeks time. So with that - welcome to the first CrackerMilk Patreon exclusive newsletter!

WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON ?

So September was pretty cool actually. We put up 18 shorts on YouTube and a few of them went off, with "Soldiers talking about thier girlfriends back home", being the most popular. These days we also post our shorts to the Facebook page too, and it did pretty well there as well, but it wasn't the best performing one on that platform, with "When she doesn't know what to order" smashing it. Going viral on one platform doesn't mean shit when it comes to other platforms and if we ever work out what they like, we'll let you know. It's one of lifes unsolvable mysteries, like Bigfoot, and How did Elias get a long term partner.

We also had a week off during September where we all basically did fuck all. The good part was we all came back refreshed and have been going hard on the paint ever since. Not the way that Elias goes hard on the paint, but you get the idea. The biggest thing that happened over the break was our local AFL footy team, the Brisbane Lions, won the Grand Final which was awesome. Elias even went to one of the semi finals and pretended he had testosterone. Basically we all jumped on the bandwagon and clearly they would not have won without our incredible support.

WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXT ?

We've filmed a heap of new shorts and a few more Podcasts that should be up soon. No themed ones lately, more general shit talking really, although I do have plans for a themed one soon, I just have to source a few props and costumes. Connor and Jackie went to Melbourne and I went to Texas for a quick trip, but technically that happened in October so I'll talk about that in the next one.

Here's a sneak peak...

We have started up the CrackerMilk Movie Club too. It's pretty self explanatory, but head over to the chat and check it out, and please vote on which film you want us to talk shit about. Last time I looked Sleepy Hollow and Halloween were neck and neck.

Well that's it for now Mofo's. The next newsletter will be in just two weeks time and I'll have a better idea of what to include here, but feel free to drop any ideas you have, or what sort of content you want to red about and I'll make sure we cover it.

Cop U Later, Slater