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Stephen Gros

This guy is perfect for an NPC in my campaign named Scurvy Dill. He's a dwarf sailor clearly suffering from scurvy who refuses to acknowledge it.😂

Stephen Gros

"Dill, a big clump of your hair has fallen out." Dill: "No it hasn't" "Come on man, you're clearly suffering. Just have some of these limes" Dill: "fruits is for pansy elves! If it don't grow underground Dill don't need it!" "Sigh"