Suspicion (Patreon)

Our oldest dog, Mimi, hurt her leg so she can’t go up the stairs with dad when it’s bedtime. We don’t want to leave her in the living room by herself, so I’m sitting down here with her to keep her company and make sure she has everything she needs. She does not like this. In fact, if you were to ask her what she does like, she would not answer you, because she doesn’t like you. But if she did answer, she would say, “don’t like that.”