This way (Patreon)

True story: when I was about 10 and living in Redondo Beach which is on the West Coast of the US up against the Pacific Ocean, some people pulled over and rolled down their window as I was walking down the sidewalk and asked me: “hey, do you know the way to the beach?”

It’s… it’s left. Just turn left. Or you could turn right I suppose, there’s a beach that way too eventually