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Guardian Tier artifacts soon underway! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-02 12:07:53
Imported:
2026-09

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[It's not letting us upload alt text or captions at this time but they will read "What's more fun than 100 dogs" "Wrapped up... And now we have a craving for Mexican food" "A different perspective" and "Painting the final batch"]

Hey everyone!A super brief update to let you know that we all 87 artifacts are ready for shipment! They will be going out next week - mailed directly to your address from our art team - Brazen & Bold  -in Austria. If you're expecting one, please be on the lookout for this very special package! :)

You are welcome to share photos of your artifact and we hope that they will watch over you!

All the best,

-Travis, Kaitlin, & Eezo

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Comments

Hakovu

Woooo! Im waiting with great anticipation! I thought theyd be a bit smaller, but they look amazing!

punk’n

OMG, the Mexican food comment! 😂 Hahahaha! Fantastic!

Jaye

I regret not getting this tier so badly. They look amazing

Hemlock

Can't wait Just got new shelves that will be a great home for it

Gauge Simmons

Do you guys plan on doing something like this again in the future? I missed it this time around.

Gauge Simmons

Also, does this specific artifact have a canonical name!?

Emily L

So cool! Thanks for sharing pictures of them. I love the obscure wrappings too. Good choice!

Ryo

My spouse and I were waiting til this season finished to listen to the whole thing and missed the signup for these. Will there be more in the future? We'd love to have an artifact of our own

Samuel Morley

This is a quote from their original post... Offer other quality props for Patrons in the future! Perhaps a small scale statue from one of the sites, the painted bust of a character, (your ideas here), etc. Ideas don't have to be limited to The White Vault. Your ideas are certainly welcome

Fool & Scholar Productions

Yup! We have future ideas planned. Right now we're looking at a guardian for December. If you sign up now, you'll be eligible for it then. More details as soon as we send these out and get a bit closer to a sketch that we can share as well!

Fool & Scholar Productions

December. But if you join the Guardian tier between now and December, we'll have something else that you may enjoy just as much... that we'll be announcing soon ;)

Fool & Scholar Productions

We're planning a few things right now: ANNUAL patrons at $10 will be getting a cool Sealskin Rock coin in a few months. Additionally, in December those still at the Guardian tier will be receiving something... White Vault related that we'll be announcing soon-ish

Emily L

Just gotta send them in little crates next time with mini crowbars on top 😂

Lorinda

Am I the only one who feels terrified about having one of these in the house after what happened in Artifact??? 🤔

Richard Falletta

That's nothing. When myself and 2 friends got into TWV I found some wooden boxes with a stone-like exterior. Into which I put a set of loose plastic teeth and a foam anatomical heart, one for each of us. One of my friends put the box in the nursery with her infant son. We said "You can't put that in the nursery! We'll call CPS on you." 😆 A while later after a move she texted us to say "I knew this would happen! My husband was unpacking my son's room and came to me deeply perturbed with these in his hand. (photo of a hand full of plastic teeth) He was like "Why are there teeth in this box?!"

Dullahan Dev

I can hardly wait! This will be the crown jewel of my small but growing statuette collection. Is there a pronunciation guide for Þrúðrys? It feels prudent to be able to pronounce my artifact's name.

Scott Wise

I just now got to listen to season one... If only I had done it before and could have gotten one of these treasures.

Scott Wise

Maybe an artifact stl will be made available or you could put up via a print on demand site to ensure you keep control for those of us still wanting one.

Fool & Scholar Productions

While the initial shape was made via digital render, 90% of the work was hand crafted, so we don't have an STL for much more than a silly stick with teeth and ridges.