Deadly Blonde (Patreon)

We just found out that a friend of ours is in the hospital this week, and we secretly spent Sunday making a song to help her feel better. She doesn't check her messages very often, but she checks her podcast feed daily, which is why we're posting it here.Get well soon, Kathy!Notes:Since she's not a huge fan Travis' voice on our shows, it's been pitched to sound less like him. The unpitched version is attached below, for scientific comparison.

Written, with vocals, lyrics, and accordion by Travis VengroffGuitars, Drums, and mixing by Brandon Strader

----Lyrics:Kathy deadly blonde robinson,She likes true crime.She likes true crime.

Kathy healthy blond robinson,Plans a new crime, With her downtime.

Because no one in the world, knows her super-awesome secret. She's got a superhero origin story, but spends her time in the sunshine,and as all of her enemies are sent to Svalbard: Casner, Rosa, Karina and Heath, we can be DEADLY sure she'll be hearing their grief.

Kathy deadly blonde robinson,She likes true crime,She likes true crime.

Kathy healthy blond robinson,Plots a rock climb,At the same time,

As she secretly rules the Sidja Group, Sending hapless souls to their unfortunate doom.But her recordings will fuel her actual plan, to make a brand new horror podcast...

Kathy deadly blonde robinson,She likes true crime.She likes true crime.

Kathy healthy blond robinson,Please feel better, and get well soon!