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#256: The First Modern Assassination (feat. President Joe Biden) (Patreon)

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2025-09-26 10:39:31
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2025-09-29 09:44:41
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A huge announcement, then Charlie Kirk welcomes you to the Years of (Thread: 🧵)

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K

laughing harder at each successively worse "President of the United States," thank you President Biden

James Aydelotte

The ‘West Wing’ music almost made me piss myself laughing… damn fine fine work.

NYCM&AHole

Unlike Obama, the Clinton years were pretty decent for most Americans. And clinton enabled most of what’s wrong today.

landscape ho

You trying to shit on my back and tell me I'm at the circus?

Jason

That’s an incredible Biden in all ways

Nosreffej

Please take no offense. But your Biden is more of a 95 year old Bush Jr

Leo

Brock Obama had me dying

crumbo

the discord transcript thing is really madness inducing, but owo and uwu could be used interchangeably. i dont think someone would EXCLUSIVELY use one and not the other. they are basically emoticons

low_art

Visions of the sun blotted out by thirteen Indian Guys.

Jaime Christley

A recent NETWORK rewatch revealed another word I’ve never heard anywhere else, ever: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flitch Chayefsky was born Sidney Aaron and was dubbed Paddy by his GI pals during WW2: rather than explain why he wasn’t eating pork he affected a ridiculous Irish brogue (you know, “a toity toity toity”) and said he was a Catholic and not permitted to eat meat on a Friday.

bouteilles de vin et polystyrène

But.. why make Robinson a white boy from Utah? With zero affiliations (aside from the already forgotten "trans" "partner"). It doesn't further any ideological hatred towards their enemies, or really benefit them at all, aside from just the dead Charles to lean on. I'll agree some things don't line up, but the gun had an exact connection to him, and the shot was a a little more than a gimme.

John Waaben

Don’t EVER compare Kirk to a three-toed sloth! Those silly creatures do NOT embody neo-Confederate ideals!

Flatus Lenz

Heyo, Guy from beautiful Germania Here. I once wrote a Text about Horst Wessels Killer, a communist handler Type Guy named Albrecht Höhler. He was later executed by the nazis. One of His Killers actually came from a baltic Family of nobleman, whos Name you might recognize. He was called Walter von Mohrenschildt...

poblano pepper union

Love your show and love your insights but I unfortunately can't being myself to listen to another goddamned thing about Charlie Kirk at this point

Chapo Bath House

Whatever happens next, my ass is rocking with Vince Fusca

Louie Van Patten

listen fat, this is death is just around the cornpop

Joe S.

Regarding Israel's involvement: they've had no problem flagrantly attacking US citizens in the past (USS Liberty, all those journalists in Gaza, that one chef dudes charity or whatever, etc.), and if anything those incidents only seem to make US policymakers more Zionist. But it does seem weird that they would give a shit about some "debate me" dweeb.

Lorem Ipsumerian

I appreciate the way you talked in this one about the atomization of the internet, and how everyone online deconstructing shit like the Charlie Kirk shooting is effectively just trying to build their own audience. All this to say, as the star of "My Show, Also My Life,” if I could only get myself to 1000 parasocialites, I could have the ad-free apartment with fresh squeezed orange juice

abby

Because je suis Roger Mexico and I know about this kind of stuff, in Adolphe Quetelet’s theories of the average (huge logical and mathematical leaps but still very influential) he was obsessed with precisely the opposite problem than what you describe, that is, attempting to explain statistical regularities of social phenomena (patterns in the aggregate behavior of random events) in terms of some kind of “constant cause” operating at some kind of fundamental level. He was wrong but in an interesting way, really fascinating debates in the arcana of the development of statistical theory in the 1800s. Also I have to note the Poisson - PISCES connection 🐟 ♓️

Shiv

MSJ is a Dem, TA are conservatives, the rapture has arrived

MRSAful Fate

You know that i was shot down, what, two months after my twentieth birthday fighting for Dark Brandon? I didn't detect any wimp factor there.

Andrew Rassling

Michael I am 17 minutes in and this is the worst thing you have ever done. Go back to confession and admit this sin. You have melted my brain and ruined my bus ride.

Kristopher Kolish

I've been sounding the alarm about fascist hippies for what feels like decades now. My aunt is a long-haired crystal lady and practicing Wiccan who loves David Bowie and smokes daily the weed she grows in her greenhouse. She started working at Microsoft in the early '90s and now has high-level security clearance to perform god-knows-what digital chicanery for Air Force intelligence. When she's not casting spells and fundraising for Trump, she likes to go out into the desert and shoot her ever-growing arsenal of firearms. She also maintains regular pen-pal style correspondences with incarcerated members of the Aryan Brotherhood. She's the slithering love-child of Janis Joplin and Varg Vikernes, and she has a circle of friends and colleagues cut from the very same cloth.

idiot.wisdom

"Everything is true enough" is a hell of a tag, damn

Kendall

Prezzuh nighstates

DeadPrince

The section where you talk about how the internet can create an infinite number of identities reminds me of the ending of the film “the Parallax View”

28/5 :

Any thoughts on one battle?

ggmacd

RIP joe biden

George Spafford

It’s prodigy, not pusha T. Mac 10 handle

arden wezenberg

Wonderful episode MSJ; this is why I keep tuning and coming back. Currently reading Zizek and Badiou on the philosophy of the event, and this syncs in. Starting with Kosseleck again, he might be of interest to you to. Have you ever published any papers or essays on your concepts and cultural and literary theoretical analytical work?

Tyson Settle

Decided to read 2666 over the past week. Must say a lot of what you talked about here is really resonating.

Wokemindvirus420

Funny cause you kind of talked about a live-streamed political assassination like this in ep 72 regarding Oswald being the patron saint of social media

Scott

Absolute banger of an episode, Michael.

Grink (Cobra Mode)

proof im your knewest disciple and subscriber, its grink

Jaime Christley

Kind of a long shot that you're going to see this reply but if you get the chance to watch SINNERS I'd love to hear your thoughts. I don't like the movie as much as...... well, seemingly everybody. But it brushes against subjects concerning American music, the American South, and a lot more, in ways that are thought-provoking even if the film itself is kind of trifling.

Daniel Minshew

I need a collab podcast with you and Fourth Reich Archeology

Kawaii Leonard

I came back to this show because 1) I got a job again and 2) I wanted to hear MSJ pronouncing things extremely correctly. Nice job on that “Atsugi” Mike

Dakota_Pagota

“I grew up in a predominantly white family” made me laugh extremely hard while driving to work.