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Spank the Maid is a timeless and celebrated song accompanied by its own dance routine, and is commonly sung and performed by all races and cultures across Tamriel. 

It is however only performed by the most talented of bards, due to its exceptional length, and the intricate detail of its verses.

 Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!   

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Vodyanoi Serpens' House of Magical Wonders

It's Delphine's fault anyway. Time to force her to do the main quest, capture Odaahviing, and make Odaahviing the new 'Dragonborn'. Worth a shot, right?

ZBL

Delphine, this situation IS sorta on you now.

valsalia (edited)

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2026-09-26 21:00 I just think she's a jerk for making me either kill my dragonbuddy or lose the cool Blades temple >: (
2018-09-23 04:55 I just think she's a jerk for making me either kill my dragonbuddy or lose the cool Blades temple >: (

I just think she's a jerk for making me either kill my dragonbuddy or lose the cool Blades temple >: (

Merc Scar

Well when the worlds gone to shit and your inn has been burnt down, the only thing to do is drink more booze.

Matthew Vandiver

The secret is out, the Dragonborn is a Dragonbroad.

Thorin N. Tatge

Heheh! Fus Ro Dah indeed. I look forward to seeing how the maid manages to reconcile being a hero and a Dragonborn with her crafted persona. Cognitive dissonance ahoy!

valsalia

Oh it's not THAT far fetched, doesn't everyone already spend most of their game hours tidying up their houses and cooking?

ArcadeDragon

Delphine is at least partly to blame. She seems rather salty about it though

Woz

And thus from her sexy Reptilian Pussy erupted an earth-shattering SHOUT