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This one is complete, though there may be revisions, and it is actually getting submitted somewhere as soon as I find the right venue for political satire.

I tried to be kind of even-handed here about mocking both the left and the right, but there are so many more ridiculous religion-based beliefs than beliefs that are not religiously based, it was hard to get in nearly as many digs against the left as the right (though honestly, given the right's opinion of any religion that isn't Christianity, maybe the bits with the Hindu cashier, the Muslim cashier and the Jewish waitress mock the left more than the right.) 

And yes, I'm aware that in the real world, Jews would probably never try to enforce kosher on non-Jews. Maybe I should establish that the waitress thinks the narrator looks like he might possibly be Jewish so she isn't taking any chances?