Candy-Striped Waiter (Concept Art) (Patreon)

OH, NAMELESS CANDY-STRIPED WAITER! You think you can swing your way into my dreams and then just leave like I wouldn't take notice?! NOT TODAY, SIR! HOHOHO NOT. TO- -DAY. NOPE. Everything I wrote & had scribbled here was taken fresh from my crunchy cranium after waking up, so all credit goes to your Chancellor's subconscious. Can anyone think of a decent name for this guy? Yeesh, I'm having a hard time. (I'd link the reaction meme back to the original artist, but they requested it not to be!)