ODC - Hardly Working (Patreon)

("AHEM! You Patrons get the goods early. HERE!") "LOOK AT ME, ISN'T IT AMAZING?! Autopsy looks like a homeless person in these clothes but I LOOK LIKE A FRIKKIN' STUD! And do you see my calves, there? Look. Take a gooood look. THAT'S from taking the stairs instead of the elevator. ... What's that? You all need attention, you say? Well ... I'd give it. But I don't really care right now. Come back to me tomorrow, maybe we can look at more pictures of myself." -Dollface