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Man, little guy, what horrible deeds did you do to get sent here?

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Anonymous

I have 30gp that he is a guard that fell asleep at his post

Danger Dan

The stories were true!

Robbert Raets

In life, that mouse was the vole Arcane Archer and Druid re-enacted that scene from 'Lady & the Tramp' with. ...Or the one who betrayed that vole to save himself, I dunno.

AsimovSideburns

"Dog Heaven and Squirrel Hell are the same place. It's a very efficient system."

AsimovSideburns

If the secondhand reports I've been hearing are accurate, he's probably a Mausritter character. Every single one of those bastards is going to hell--and quickly, too. "Tricked the hirelings into drawing out the Lizard Lich's fireball (and dying immediately) so that they can then rush in and kill it and then killing the one remaining hireling so they don't have to split the loot" is pretty standard. Hmm... I bet Fighter would get a kick out of that game...

Thomas Fowler

let it never be said you guys aren't committed to a joke.

Lem, Perfectly Innocent Wizard.

Magus has been vindicated! This sets a terrifying precedence for the future. If Fighter learns about this, he'll start searching for some inane demiplane of his own, and THAT can't possibly end well... you know, because it's fighter.

Randall Norman Pick

Now that it exists and is proffered, Magus can fulfill catkin's true destiny and snub it.

Jaxus

The mouse was either a that-guy or anti-cat people racist. Probably both.