Ascension of Chaos - Book 3 - System Forums 2 (Patreon)

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Random Forum Thread

[1] – {And it’s another sweep for the Princess of Chaos! All hail Ashley!!!}

[2] – {She really did just go in and swipe that last hit, didn’t she lmao}

[3] – {While her cat was going around stealing fish, Ashley was doing the right thing and stealing kills.}

[4] – {lmao}

[5] – {lol}

[6] – {Ashley is the greatest kill thief!}

[7] – {Nah, she’s the greatest Skill thief}

[8] – {But she doesn’t actually steal them. Just borrows them.}

[9] – {Don’t apply Diana logic here. Diana logic is not good for you.}

[10] – {Diana logic lmfao}

[11] – {They’re not wrong. Diana logic has been around for a long time.}

[12] – {She’s a princess who goes around swiping everything from others while hilariously calling it borrowing. She is both powerful and hilarious. Who wouldn’t like her.}

[13] – {Do… we like her?}

[14] – {….}

[15] – {…}

[16] – {…….}

[17] – {What’s the latest gossip on the horse?}

[18] – {On Lucy?}

[19] – {Yeah. Has she been cursed again? How many new people have gotten her?}

[20] – {I heard from a friend’s uncle’s friends’ uncle’s aunt’s friend that Lucy was cursed again to cause brief bouts of emotional instability among those who have possessed her within the past week. It’s a pretty brutal curse this time.}

[21] – {Friend’s uncle’s… friend’s… uncle? Huh? Is this account even reliable…?}

[22] – {It’s plenty reliable.}

[23] – {I don’t know about the number of second hand accounts they’ve received, but I also heard about this latest curse. And I heard the story of someone who got it.}

[24] – {Really? What happened?}

[25] – {My friend ended up being dumped by his girlfriend when the bout of emotional instability caused him to suddenly start shouting out confessions at her about some things he did before they got together. And, needless to say, she wasn’t very happy about some of those things.}

[26] – {That sounds scary.}

[27] – {Who cares about relationships, I heard about someone who ended up dying due to suddenly feeling an intense bout of rage that made him rush at the enemy in a defenseless charge. Leaving him completely open to be killed.}

[28] – {Oh, shit. This curse is harsh.}

[29] – {It’s also a matter of luck. I know an uncle’s granddaughter’s friend who just suddenly started crying out of nowhere over everything around them. Nothing particularly bad happened from it. Aside from them embarrassing themselves in the middle of a council meeting.}

[30] – {Oof. That sounds rough.}

[31] – {Which Primordial made this curse this time?}

[32] – {The Primordial of Sin, of course. Who else could make such a terrible curse?}

[33] – {you’ve got a point}

[34] – {FUUUUUUUUUUU***** I JUST GOT LUCY!!! DA***IIIIIITTTT!!!!}

[35] – {lol}

[36] – {lmao}

[37] – {loooooolololol}

[38] – {Uh, does the System Forums usually censor swearing?}

[39] – {No, it doesn’t.}

[40] – {Then… does that mean they just censored themselves?}

[41] – {Probably.}

[42] – {Why would they do that?}

[43] – {An emotional instability result, maybe?}

[44] – {That could be it.}

[45] – {They could also just be a weirdo.}

[46] – {DA****IIIIIT!!! I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO GET RID OF THIS DA**D SKELETAL HORSE!!!!}

[47] – {oh, seems he got her original form. don’t see that very often.}

[48] – {You wanna bet on how long it’ll take for him to get rid of her?}

[49] – {And risk them joining in and putting Lucy up for the bet? No way}

[50] – {Would that even work? If the bet is about when they’ll get rid of Lucy?}

[51] – {no idea}

[52] – {More importantly, when do you think Ashley will return for her next event?}

[53] – {MORE IMPORTANTLY?! WHAT COULD BE FU***** MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS?!}

[54] – {I hope she returns soon.}

[55] – {Me too. Her events are always the most fun to watch.}

[56] – {Maybe she’ll enter some Domains again before competing in her next Official System Event?}

[57] – {I’m hoping she decides to join in on the Empress of Twilight assault currently ongoing.}

[58] – {She’s too weak for that.}

[59] – {Yeah, she’s only Class C. The Empress of Twilight is far too strong for her right now.}

[60] – {What if she just fought monsters subordinate to the empress and took skills? She doesn’t have to directly participate in fighting the empress herself.}

[61] – {That’s true, but it’s too late for her to join.}

[62] – {Hey, hey! I heard that Ashley’s planet is almost ready to compete in their next Planetary Official System Event!}

[63] – {Wait, so doesn’t this mean we’re going to be seeing her soon again?!}

[64] – {Hell yeah!}

[65] – {STOP IGNORING ME!!!}