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Gurometer: Dr. K (unedited) (Patreon)

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2024-09-20 23:48:46
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2026-06
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Here, is the full Dr. K Gurometer episode without Editor Andy's video flourishes.

There will be an improved version but it will take a while so wanted to release the raw version.

Lightly edited audio version is coming to the Patreon feed very shortly too.

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The Gurometer of Dr. K (Full version)

We quantify the guru-nature of Dr. K.

Comments

Roscoe 112

It's not gurometry. K signed a waiver. Try a Kalman filter.

Nathan

Should have been 70%, but the gurometer has spoken. One cannot simply doubt the validity of pure science. Using pseudo-profound terms like "weighting", "non-linear functions" and "dimensions" will not get you out of the grip of the monster you have created. Hope the sarcasm was well received. Nicely done and I like the "moral grandstanding" addition to the gurometer!

Kyle Dun

DtG have the most awkward/meandering style when ending episodes of any podcast I've ever heard....and I appreciate it, because it's hilarious.

Jill

So much fun 🤩 made my day 😛

Jill

And a much needed antipode to the reality of dr K’s harmful impact !

Maarten Wesselius

Dr. K would be deeply insulted, no matter whether you call him a beeda cuck or a bayda cuck

David Hohle

Are there audio only versions of this?

Liz Tily

After listening to the entirety of your Dr. K content I am disappointed in his score. I’d put him higher but I’m not the gurometer police just a lowly bystander. Wearing my CCP (Community College of Philadelphia) sweatshirt.

Soapy Dishwater

What a mirthful looking Chris in the thumbnail! I hope it isn't joy at someone else's expense!

Linda Sears

The Hasan coaching part made me laugh. I probably would score him higher on creating a cult-like dynamic since he is so manipulative and refers to those who criticize him as “hate farmers,” but you are the gurometric experts. I bet y’all are glad to see the back of Dr K.

aneladgam_varelse

I hope Matt will tune the gurumeter for more accurate scores

kaidynamite

the one example that stood out to me for alluding to "conspiracy" was in the dr mike interview, he was gesturing to some reason why all the scientific journals would refuse to publish studies if they had mentions of eastern mystisism stuff

Kyle Wilson

I’m happy to have Dr. K in the rear view, the last installment was truly disturbing and the only episode that I haven’t been able to finish.

Linda Sears

On a totally trivial note, black looks good on you, Chris.

Idan Ca

Come on he’s an absolute 5 on narcissism!

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I haven't been so creeped out by a guru since Scott Adams, and you went and did a hundred thousand hours on this goon. Why do you hate me so much? The worst part was that Dr K has to waffle on longer before Chris stops the audio to analyze his bullshit.

Morgan Feeney

How much can we actually trust Matt now that we know how he pronounces beta and matrix?

Martin Birch

I would love to see a correlational analysis between the gurometer score and some measure of one’s just awfulness as a person. It’s probably positive but not necessarily that strong. As DR K’s score demonstrates one can be a moderate guru but a horrible person. Not everyone is a Scott Adams or Brett Weinstein.

Nancy Hale

Would Dr K’s acceptance of donations/tips during his not-therapy “educational conversations” be considered profiteering? I realize that this is a standard revenue source for streamers, but in his case (esp. w/Reckful) it just feels exploitative. Profiting off the misery of others. . .

David Noble

On the topic of "we never miss" - there is one person who Chris voiced concern over who doesn't seem to have become more extreme as he worried she might, which is Christa Peterson.

n-gons burgess

Define shortly? Or is it just my feed

Vaeisaelae

Hi! When is the audio version coming? I mostly listen while doing other stuff, so playing video on the phone isn't often handy