Gurometer: Michael Shellenberger (Patreon)

The Guru Decoders are back to try and silence Michael Shellenberger before he foils all their nefarious plans. Obviously, the only machine powerful enough for this fiendish task is the Gurometer. Join us as we feed in Shellenberger's essence and recite the necessary incantations to entrap him forever in an extended Gurusphere metaphor. The episode also features technical difficulties and a reversed rapid-fire round where Chris answers questions normally posed by Matt! Crazy things afoot.