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Cult Season Themesong (Patreon)

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2025-10-22 13:44:23
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2026-06
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Editor Andy has produced the theme song for the upcoming cult season. It is a bit better than my (Chris's) previous DIY effort with the tech season. Thought some of you might enjoy a listen.

Comments

Kyle Wilson

This is why I’m a patron

Nina Davies

Great stuff! Absolutely no respect for bells, smells and throat singing.

CHUSSTERR

Can't wait to hear some good kulty kieth clips over this

Lord Brannigan-7

Cult Season? Is this a series of films and documentaries to 'celebrate' the past year of gurudom? And will it be 'except for viewers in Scotland, who will get another chance to see episode 432 of the long running drama set in a Peebles care home, "Och nae, ah've soaked ma breeks again!"'.

Joe Euro

This could be on top of the pops. As always I imagine Matt on vocals and Chris on synths/keyboards, both jigging away amid the strobes and smoke machines. Quality

Jen

Perfect!!

Max

Banger alert - grab your glowsticks. We dance. We decode.

Carina S.

Yes, thank you!! I've been hoping for this ❤️

Rich F

The tech season jingle was the main reason I kept listening. Pmsl.

john statham

Brilliant. I imagine L Ron Hubbard, in the middle of the ocean, legs akimbo sitting astride a giant cannon on a frigate in his Navy.

BrigBC

So bad it’s good. I love it.

Homey Badger

We need a clip now, with both of you in neon tights and tank top obviously. Nice job Andy!

Barn

Elissa

You … you hired an editor?? Does this mean I can stop waiting for old squeaky to make his presence known?

Josh T

Needs more Cor Anglais 🙏🏼

Nancy Hale

We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

Linda Sears

Celebrate cult times, come on!!

Andy First

Look it’s fine but it’s no tech season theme

Lillie

😮🤯🤘

Chris Spanos

As a 50 year-old white dude that grew up in the 1980s, I approve! I'm not sure it is saying much, but definitely getting 80s pop vibes.

Nick

The intro is reminiscent to a more upbeat version of “selfless” by the strokes. However it went into a completely different direction when the vocals came in

Joy

I’m I’m I’m I’m

HustleTron9000

I feel like I'm being radicalised, one guru at a time.

Frances goulart

It’s going to take some getting used to. Mmmm…

Vivian

I don’t know where I thought this was going to go but I don’t think I liked this. Regardless, someone had to write the holiday song for cult guru season. I hope they can live off the royalties.

Frances

Very 1980s!

Amy S

The beginning of that song makes me wanna do some 80’s angry dancing!

Linda Sears

This seems like a late 80s/early 90s gay anthem for the dance club when the fog machine is going and you’re drinking a buttery nipple. It’s Saturday night, you are in the big city, and anything is possible.

Jens Møllerhøj

will this be australias or irelands entry in eurovision?

Robert Andrews

So...this is what the kids are listening to these days?

Damien

Who's got the disco biscuits?

T.J. Gaffney

Wakes me up when I fall asleep with autoplay on