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Gwyneth Paltrow Gurometer (Unedited) (Patreon)

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2021-04-14 02:09:09
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2026-06
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Hey guys,

Here is the follow up to the goopy Gwyneth Paltrow episode in which we fire up the Gurometer to scientifically quantify her guru essence.

I have a dream that I will edit this a bit and upload it as an inaugural episode for the Patreon bonus feed (which does not exist yet) but this version has no such quality of life edits... you get the full force of Matt's scuba diving stories. 

You have been warned!

Enjoy!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Gurometer

We crank up the Gurometer to scientifically and spiritually quantify just how much Guru essence resides inside Gwyneth Paltrow. Complete with tangential discussion of octopus encounters and some slanderous comments about Sam Harris.

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Daniel Reed Miller

Fwiw I am *dying* with anticipation for your full Sam Harris treatment, though I realize it will be aways out yet, with the other gurus and topics you’ve announced upcoming. Oh and also: i hope you cover Ken Wilbur at some point, he would score off the charts on even just Galaxy Brain and Revolutionary Theorizing alone.

MaxPlan

Speaking of doing Joe Rogan, it would be great to hear an episode on Lex Friedman. Was recommended to me by Youtube and at first it seemed like a cool guy doing interviews with researchers and that is probably what 50% of his content is. The rest seems to be fawning over his role models Joe Rogan, Eric and nodding along when they mentioned how academia has gone too corrupt. The episodes he has with Eric get more and more cringe. I think on the last episode he did with Eric he interviewed Eric's 15 year old son.