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WE OAT YOU AN APORRIDGY (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-04 23:08:44
Imported:
2026-09

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WE OAT YOU AN APORRIDGY

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six triceratops

narrowcasting to their talking horse demographic and i am here for it

Navarathri

What have you boys done? 😏

Max McIver

That’s O special-K guys

Squirt GoodShite

It was so sweet you guys to apologize to Broden and Zach

Mitch Bayley

You don’t owe me anything. I pay because if you don’t get money, you don’t eat, and if you don’t eat you die. I don’t want to be one of those weirdos that listens to DEAD PEOPLE podcasts. Thus I pay to prevent the social shame as well as the mental toll of having blood on my hands. Can’t wait for 2026 AD

Emily Draper

You could set me alight and I'd still forgive you boys

GreyPhonix

ill be honest, I only watched 40 seconds, but we love you boys..for cereal!

Olympia

it’s all good, i forgive you on the basis i get porridge.

ferfi

We haven't heard a fucking thing from you, Broden

thehappiestcollie

How long has that tag line been kicking around in musty corner of a Donna boys mind?

John Laing

A long poddy break and now you're obsessed with porridge? Is this the announcement of Aunty Donna x Porridge world championship

Karl Smith

As someone who is a bear and also a golden girl I'm also outraged you came back after 2 weeks and that you were also gone for 2 weeks. I wish Mark were alive to see this so he could make me some porridge and apologize for this. Zach I love you and you do good work. Broden, I'm sorry.

Quinton.

Fair apology. Not accepted. I'm furious.

Martin Schack

Hey, I’m the guy who made that post! It was made half-jokingly, but that clearly did not come across, as i have never in my life been dogpiled so hard by strangers on the internet. Multiple people called me an ‘entitled cunt,’ and I received many-a private messages telling me to kill myself or other such commands. People followed me around reddit, and would comment on my other post/comments that "this entitled fuck is talking again", making my account basically useless that last couple of days. But i appreciate the aporridgy boys.

Citty

Can't believe you guys took well-deserved time off, you could have been shitting your ass off during a podcast episode.

Paul

Wait!...is this...the cold cut era manifest

Edward Matthews

You guys should be doing 8-8 in the podcast studio, lining up and punching in your timesheets and being dismissed by a horn at eod, 50s factory style. We are the bourgeois and you are the weak comedy proletariat, slowly working yourselves to death for our own personal gain. Remember your place peasants

Edward Matthews

ps glad you’re back and rested to go again thanks team

Kornk

Love the new set boys, living that "Business Room" at a 3 star hotel life

Mars

Do you have any idea what time it is here, of course I will watch the full thing in bed.

Joseph Penington

Zach, what did you think of Star Trek Porridgy?

Hazelboobs

I think it's just worth saying that Lindsey did an incredible job filling in on the podcast and matched the tone so well. Having said that, I was so sad when Tom left as he really feels like the heart of the podcast in a lot of ways and it's so amazing to see him back full time. Excited for this new Porridgey era of the pod.

Michael Daniell

This is the real reason Adrian left. Your complete lack of professionalism by taking two weeks off after a world tour during which you still had plenty of banked new content coming out. Bloody disgraceful.

Michael Daniell

Got your new tagline for you boys: "New Set, New Look, Still Fucking Unlistenable. It's The Aunty Donna Podcast!"

Melissa Mathews

I applaud everyone’s commitment to the pod 🫡

Daniel Levy

Only 30 seconds in, and I think we all appreciate the sentiment, though its entirely unnecessary from my point of view. It was the holidays, and you were coming home from a world tour, right into even more shows back home. Its understandable, and perfectly acceptable that you lapsed in some podcasts and released some Best Of epsidoes. If anyone really wanted some more AD content, theres over 500 episodes to go back and listen to when things are slow. Looking forward to whatever comes next!

Matt

I don't accept your muesli aporridgy, but do accept your love. Also aporridgy sounds like a sexy club for oats and grains.

Antipaganda

Oh look the gobshite is pissing in our eyes again! PS: I aporridgise..

Antipaganda

The bit at the end where Tom said it will still be a few weeks made me gut laugh, excellent work.

James Jeffery

For years I've wondered where my Patreon money is going. Now I know. It's on comfy podcast recording chairs. Haven't you boys done well

Dom W

Okaaaay wait is this still the Cold Cut Era because there have been major changes??

Spiffo

First Tom coughed that one time and now this. I'm distraught. Also, that's a lovely set.

Dom W

Does this mean we owe you an aporridgey? I’m all out of oats.

Doug from Accounting

This is their sincerest aporridgy since the Audi or milk giveaway.

Dom W

He’s desperately trying not to sick and shit himself. The tension is palpable. As is the shit and sick.

Martin Schack

Nah thats fine, I have my own oats so if you have a bit of sugar and water that would be sick.

Charlie Low

Seeing you guys have to Apporogise is really breaking my fast.

JB Photography

I can finally stop crying into my apporridgey and get back to playing Ghost of Yukashima

Oh Hi Justin

I’m upset that Mark is not apologizing to Broden and Zach. I’m thinking this might make me cream of wheat.

Ben Edwards

I unsubscribed so many times you would've possibly noticed

Bess de Brenni

got an AI to make the T-shirt design... but can't show it here for some reason lol. thanks for the ep!

Mr. Egg

Holy smokes i can't believe the lads actually secured Tom full time! Hopefully that big get will be enough to keep these poor boys afloat so Mark can stop selling plasma. Its not his, and we wish he'd stop.

Chopia Coqov

What's worse, taking a 2 (if that) week break, or bankin' 'em?

n0s482

Seven failed shows and a movie!

Jono Petreski

This new set up is amazing i love it

Haha, funny haha

Oh, alright then. You can have my money Daddies Donna; I'll wait like a good boy. It is objectively a beautiful set. See you in couple weeks.

Steven Bunn

For all the dogs that complained about the banking, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

Erin Adson

The chairs are really quite far apart, aren’t they.

Sheridan Hillman

Broden and Mark are on the wrong sides. Swap them and aporrogise.

Sammyfein

The hairs on Mark's shirt have been extremely well curated

Bryan

Aporridgy eggcepted

GB

It's "And Just Like That", Broden, in case he never told you

auntydonna

Thanks for allowing us to put on our suits and change our entire set, mate. Sending you the best. luv u

Cat5Tormato

Broden didn’t PROVE he could stand, did he? Hmmm 🤔 strange…

Socks!

Love the set!!! Hell yeah podidge

Josh F

Big fan of how quickly this fell apart. Bigger fan of how strongly this ended. 9/11 stars (2 off because of the 2 weeks you took off which is completely fine and whoever complained needs to get their head on straight)

A.M.

This is the brown sugar cinnamon aporridgy I didn't know I needed

Ryan scar

Clearly broaden had that legs lengthen surgery and he shouldn't be ashamed he is a big boy now

George Paddon

Thanks for apologising. I accept your apology.

Sam

I've been workin for these aunty donna porridge bois for over 15 years and they ain't never paid me squat. I helped build cowdy's prairie. now im gonna go over to the daily mail and tell em all about these here oat-munchin capitalist swine. Oink oink porridge piggies! I'm a celeb gonna hate dis x

Martin Schack

No, Thank you! I appreciate all of your hard and funny work! Even if its lacking a bit in oats.

Jessica

Just like Tom…I too am stoked

KirbyCthulhu

Ohhh thank goodness it’s just a new studio. You all are one of the greats and I’m glad to hear we haven’t yet reached the end yet. You guys have filled a sketch comedy group hole in my heart that hadn’t been filled since Mighty Boosh. Thanks for the joy you bring. Take care of yourselves. 🐙

Søren Plougsbæk

I think president Mark should resign in shame! This is not what he promised.

Liv

Is it just me or do the boys seem distant with eachother this episode? I hope the tour and Broden's shitting and not walking and the break hasn't made them grow apart. It just really seems like they aren't putting everything on the table this episode like they have in previous eps. Welcome back boys!

Liv

p.s. just joking about the new set and really happy to see you guys making new moves can't wait to see what's next!!!

Ryan scar

is porridge made with oat milk oat soup?

John Hollingworth

I assume this is an aporridgy specifically to me, and i accept it

Jack Darcy

when's the t shirt coming out?

Scruble

Did you know that we are closer NOW to the building of the pyramids than we are to the last banked ep?

Amy Baker

Big ol’ house of fun was NOT a failure!

Amy Baker

You silly bois are entitled to a break but twas the best aporridgy eva

Beksy

YYYaayyyyyy welcome back Dad! {Tom}

Jonathan Davies

Who’s this Tom character Lindsey is playing??

Joe Dannenfelser

Zach is here for the porridge humor hahahaha (as am I)

Luke in the Hat

I really appreciate this video. I appreciate you boys acknowledging the audacity of taking a few weeks off when you’ve just delivered an amazing tour to your fans all over the world (!). It’s disgusting that you’d do something like that and then take a comparatively very small amount of time off just for yourselves. I also appreciate porridge getting a shout out. I’m sure the first monster of Scotland shed a tear of gratitude when he heard of such representation. But I still have a few small question. 1. Where does your guys “I’m a celebrity” take place. The UK version takes place in Australia. So I was curious as to whether your paragons and paramours of the entertainment world went somewhere else or just had a much shorter and more convenient commute. 2. Will two of you share a sofa when a quest comes on the podcast? I have visions of Mark sat on Borden’s knee. Finally, I struggle to tell if you really feel your tv shows were failures or not and if so that’s a shame. I watched big old house of fun while I was still in lockdown and have followed you guys ever since. It meant a silly boy from England found you guys and I’m really glad I did. You crack me up almost everyday, I feel like I know more about Melbourne now than anyone that’s never been to Australia and I got to watch you live in Manchester. Gladly support you boys here and I’m sure I’m not the only international fan that the Netflix show turned on to you. Love you boys. Glad you had a bit of time and looking forward to what comes next. ❤️👍

Pitch Noir

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