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President Mark overthrown in a Coup (Patreon)

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2026-05-28 21:58:46
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2026-09
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Generalissimo Broden Kelly has overthrown President Mark Bonanno in a violent coup d'état. Join Zachary Ruane as he sits down with them both in a tell all interview. You won’t want to miss this. 

Watch here: https://youtu.be/ndgfHiWCAxU

Welcome to the future, legends

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Comments

Barry Fontenot

I was the first one in the streets calling for the release of the Pappardelle Files, but military dictatorship? We all want the sweetie room, but at what cost?

ferfi

You have my sword, Broden Kelly

Duncan Munro

Team I need to know - I saw Backrooms (2026) last night - was Mark the model for the cardboard cut out? Uncanny resemblance if not, look it up

Matt

This has been amazing thank you so much for making us laugh!

Lee-Anne

Carrots and hummus are my favourite coup d’état’s 👍

TimTomTam

This aspect ratio feels so claustrophobic after the new wide-screen poddy videos, really helped sustain the tension. Bravo Max

Guy Walsh

Leave Mark alone. We've all done illegal stuff on the Epstein island. Don't act like you haven't.

six triceratops

cant wait for yummy cafeteria! and all the red hot pornos!

william oxley

This is so cathartic for our current political times

Ryan

And my axe

A.M.

Is there any comedy groups willing to take in the anti-d.p.c.g.a.d. members? I fear that if we don't act soon people sympathetic to the previous leadership will be disappeared.

Robert Ursu

We are living in interesting times, indeed.

Vellzi

This is a dark day for democracy.

auntydonna

We contacted President Bonanno in exile and he maintains that is not him, but a weird coincidence nontheless

lyd

to treat the fans with dinner at attika, only to leave poor broden in the tattered ruins of no sweetie room, is monsterous.

McFlyGuy622

I pledge my heart to the GeneralisiBro

Joseph Baskin

Broden's golden path is the only way to secure aunty donnas future. Mark just cant handle the weight. Spaghetti arms compared to python arms.

Eric

I’ve always said that Zach is a professional interviewer

BrodenKellyIsMyRealDad

I was a strong supporter of Mark but honestly Generalissimo Broden makes some compelling points and I think I am now a supporter of this change and I think Broden has what it takes to Make Aunty Donna Great Again

Josh F

Peak Aunty Donna content, 9/11 (but where 9 is higher than 10 and 11). Many quotable moments, very very good. A shame that Mark was in the files though.

30Score

Incredible that mark is singing for the people archipelagos

k v

Release the drem files?

Englaise

Really enjoying this storyline playout

Christopher Hyde

God damnit Mark you sexy arsehole. WHY WON'T YOU LET ANYONE IN (the sweety room)!!!!

Kyle Rubdie

People need to wake the fuck up. I mean he picked him up how is there any debate?!

Sarah Groom

Wow how did you get Emily Maitlis

Rowan Brown

Can’t trust a word out of Zach’s mouth, I stand with Mark ✊

Sebastian Anton

It’s been weighing on my mind… Were the three KitKats Broden ate full-size or fun-size???