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Ep 520 - Purple Pepple Eater (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-23 08:10:54
Imported:
2026-09

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The epic conclusion!!!

Vide: https://youtu.be/_ocFKHaTiyo

Comments

Sarah Groom

This is the greatest day

dezza

I have no idea what this is going to be I can't wait

Jess Taylor

This is the only one I have been waiting for! If only in the hope it answers why this song shaped my childhood so much

Phoenix

gets my vote for #1

TimTomTam

Took my girlfriend to watch Zach at the Edinburgh fringe, she now wants to try listening to his podcasts - not sure this is the one to start her on, but here goes nothing!

TimTomTam

She turned it off after 3 minutes and is now contemplating leaving me for my brother - I guess purp people purp people :(

Sarah Groom

Can’t figure out if I had a stroke or listened to wonderful podcast content. 10/10

Beksy

genuinely what is going on? Have I missed the rules to some sick game, or am I trying to understand a concept inconceivable to the human mind?

Max Cross

Utterly insufferable. The most wretched since Silly Boy. Will there be a part 2?

Josh F

I have no idea what happened but I enjoyed it thoroughly

Beksy

i don't think I can finish this ep

Beksy

You boys are really pushing the limits on what I think a Patreon sub is worth with this one

Jeremy Hein

Best one since Jack Dwayne

superfineclock

This gave me tinnitus. Good job boys.

Shambo

This is a good one to show first time listeners boys

Jessie

This felt like a social experiment on us fans

MrXEthco

Potentially the LEAST listenable episode they’ve ever produced HOLY

Catelise

I think I'm having a stroke

Chelsea W

I could tell this was going to be fucked from the first 10 seconds

Brad

Fucking terrible tbh, couldn't even finish it. Go back and do a sequel to X-Men. Half assed shite

Barry Kickmore

Nah this one is gold compared to last week.

Mr. Egg

What better way to prove the fans don't know what they want than to give us what we voted for! Completely unlistenable boys, 10/10

McFlyGuy622

This unleashed a special kind of nausea usually reserved for when guys sit on their testicles.....I had to pause it like 10 times because I as about to throw up.

Sertralion

I can't do this anymore...

Roman Gage

The background music is so good it's distracting; can we get the tracklist Tom?

Colin

Am I having a stroke or are you?

Eliot Whitworth

This is truly the highest form of art which has been given to mankind

Lucas Gray

This is gonna bring in so many new listeners

Edd Horne

The most unlistenable in the 520 - excellent

Adam

Unrelated question- do you ever record a podcast and think “nah, this is fucked, even by our standards - we can’t use this”

Harrison Roberts

I swear to god there was a 5 minute stretch where literally nothing advanced or developed. Great job on the script, Sam! 😀😀😀

Kara

This is like that music thing where it always sounds like the tune is escalating and getting somewhere but it really never is.

Aaron

I feel like I'm having a stroke while listening to the sims 2 soundtrack

Monsterr Matt

Woof these comments are divided.. that means your doing a great job boys! Right on the brink of genius! Keep it up!

Jackson Millard

One of the most unlistenable, but easily one of my favourites. Instant S-tier classic and I'm not even joking

Ryan scar

well call me a hurpel purpel peeper cause i could peep this pish paul pay pong

Trackmaster4

Really living up to the tagline: “This is not entertainment, nor is it an easy listen.”

Trackmaster4

Entirely fair. This is not entertainment, nor is it an easy listen

callum logan

If you check in every once in a while this one almost makes sense

Monsterr Matt

Whoa I didn't know they were doing another 30 minutes of straight fire again this week

dogglesnake

Improv Scatting, a true cosmic horror Amazing

TurnipCannon

Absolutely unlistenable, well done

AJ

I unironically want this to be a new recurring bit, like 3AW or LAN Party. Do a Purplm Peppy Easel every fiscal quarter!

Isak Mutén

Listening to this is what I imagine having a stroke is like

Ken Pryczynski

I will be contacting the AEC because this is NOTHING like the purple pepple eater that was promised

bucket

positively unlistenable. gave me a migraine. cheers boys.

GM

The gentle correction of “A pupple…pupple is the currency,” after 25 minutes of gibberish, is sublime.

Kevin Arterbridge-Whitten

This right here; this is the unlistenable drek that I didn't know I needed. You cheeky boys have reached the mountain top!

Alex Reid

Sincerely, the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

austinjawn

3 minutes in and I can only see it getting better!!

Felix Mallard

A tale as old as time, but thoughtfully and lovingly retold here by four auteurs The inclusion of bumpy roads of Melbourne makes this a true magnum opus, a pang num mompous of pepplr mopius

xxSw4gl0rdxx

Glorious hurp purple pepple people's party for next preisdent of donna

xxSw4gl0rdxx

Finally they found something bigger than donna, something to cut through

xxSw4gl0rdxx

Right? This was all about hurp purple pepple people, not the purple pepple eater that we grew to know and love

Sean Miller

I decided to listen to the new AD episode on my run this morning. 1 minute in, I realized I had made a huge mistake 10/10, worst thing I’ve ever listened to

Darcy Hoole

I have to go to work after this and I’m no longer convinced I know how to speak English

Macharya

i know its a ghastly episode when im finding myself tuning out the boys and just trying to listen to the smooth jazz in the background. beautiful stuff boys

Sebastian Benn

Can't believe they got Porky Pig for this one

Charlotte O'Shea

Absolutely unlistenable. ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

Antipaganda

It's like a war crime. 10/10.

Charles Osbobbi T

Almost completely unlistenable. loved it. 10/10 boys, you’ve done it again!

Jamie Beynon

Is this more similar to having a stroke or sitting in the same room as Dr Seuss?

Dylan

520 episodes it took for me to turn off the podcast. Gentlemen, congratulations - this is without a shadow of a doubt the most unlistenable episode you’ve created. I woke up excited to listen to the poddy on my way to work…. I pay to consume this media?

rob

I've been waiting for an episode I can introduce my friend to the podcast with, this is definitely it. Perfectly isolated doesn't need any context from other episodes

Bran

This is not entertainment

GB

popital

Mark Moran

This one's got legs, this bit needs a sketch on youtube for sure

Evie Humphreys

Well now I feel like an idiot for wanting the return of silly adventures with crazy characters

Pitch Noir

Easily the best one of the year. (Cold Cuts Era) prior to the (warm meats Era)

feri

if she cant handle you at your purplest, she doesnt deserve you at your pepple pebblest

Tom Keighran

Sometimes I worry that the boys will run out of ideas for the pod. Pods like this make me realise that's just not possible, clearly.

Andrew Walter

Well done lads! By the way the fact I cancelled my Patreon subscription is a total coincidence x

Pepsi Jeffrey

New favorite episode to use with folks who've never heard of Aunty Donna.

Brian Mosier

I don’t say this lightly, but this episode could have used a time out or two

Matthew Saucedo

Took a second listen for my Stockholm Syndrome to kick in but now I love it, another gem from our handsome captors at Donna.

Guy Walsh

95% of the time I am an Aunty Donna superfan. 5% of the time I want to sue them for the 30 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Yana - hi

Absolutely unlistenable. 10/10.

Matt

Are you boys okay?

Maddison King

absolutely insufferable listen. 10/10

John OBrien

Nothing like listening to the aunty donna podcast on the way to work

Robby H

Worst one yet! Great job boys!

Hex

It's very noble for the boys to perform Sam's last script. He suffered a 32 minute stroke while writing it. RIP Sam 🙏

Max McIver

And this is your job?

Niall

This episode gave me an anxiety attack, well done boys x

bouncey

I'm so glad I paid money to listen to this early

auntydonna

You all say that every week it’s lost all meaning

MrXEthco

Have you LISTENED TO IT!

Rhys McGrath

Genuinely unlistenable. I’ve never been so overstimulated.

BathTub Squid

1min in…. Oh lord. Gonna be one of the ones you don’t share with others or you’ll scare them away from the pod.

Harry Stevenson

Someone should turn this into a slam poem

Simon Tapp

Thank you for reminding me why I give you money each month ❤️

C Jett

My favorite podcasts are the ones when I'm less than two minutes in and think "Well this'll be interesting to see how they get to 30 minutes"

Jack Lewis

That was a rough 30 minutes 😕

Mola News

lol u hid my comment. you boys cant take criticism??

Zack Vernon

Congrats on another podcasting first! The first podcast to smell like burnt toast

Ben Fartin

30 minutes of straight clarification

Caro

I really can’t figure out why, but this is the first ever podcast that has made me laugh till I cried

Brooke Golledge

I had to check a couple of times that I wasn’t actively having a stroke. I’m going to talk about this one in therapy guys. Keep up the good work!

Matt

I'm doing ok thanks for asking!

Danimo

I'm a purple pepple pep and I endorse this message.

Tyler Harris

Boys, this is embarassing. Jack Dwayne never would have let this happen. #BringBackJack #AuntyDCryptoCast #TheGoodOldDays I dont know who the hell these new hosts are but I miss Jack, Angelina, and GDB.

Tyler Harris

Im suing for the panic attack this podcast gave me and will continue to give me as I listen to it on repeat

j4ck

Time out.

Some Kinda Dave

Sorry boys, this is the breaking point for me. Maybe I'll resubscribe in a few months.

Conor Kitt

This is a great pod to fall asleep to because it has that classic Aunty Donna cadence that lulls in my brain, but then it cannot possibly follow anything that is happening so it just kinda shuts down

RockhoundLion

Genuinely painful to listen to, it is giving me so much anxiety. Well done boys!

Tristan

Boys I love it, I hope this is the start of the Purple People Period

Chelsea Hobby

Felt like I was having a stroke the entire time I watched this. Thank you 🫶 how do I rate this 10 stars on Letterboxd

Damon Reed

Oh no. There's still 14 minutes left...

Fredrik Granath

I have now watched this several times, and let me tell you, it does not get any easier.

Ben Edwards

I recommend therapy after this one lads

Marc McAuley Art

Finally got round to signing up and this is the first podcast I'm seeing. 10/10, exactly what I expected

Mason Grosvenor

The same thing happened to a friend of mine oddly enough

Amy Fox

That's so accurate lmao (it's called a shepard tone😊)

Amy Fox

something must be wrong with me because I really enjoyed this ep

Barbara

Oh! I've my tickets bought for Zach in Dublin in two weeks 😍 so excited!

Barbara

Anyone else miss melt man? This gives me vibes of wetting down those hogs 😅

Barbara

Awww it's so nice to have a return to the truly unlistenable podcast, it's why we're all here really.

Kara

THANK YOU! lmao I appreciate that

DJP

I saw all the comments and thought to myself "there is no way this is as unlistenable as people are letting on". 90 seconds in and I think people were underselling how unlistenable this was. I can't wait to finish the next 30 minutes

Joshua Slone

I don’t know why, but I unironically loved this episode. I think maybe I’m just the right amount of high for it to make sense.

Jake May

Dear lord boiiiss, that has to be the most intellectual episode I've ever heard, absolutely splendid. Part 2? I must hear where the story goes!

Karl Smith

Great podtrack. Wow these guys are really funny. There are a few in-jokes and it's obviously improvisational, so you do have to spend a bit of time with the podcast I think. But after listening to this, only one, very first episode, it really can't be beaten for comedy, sincerity and hilarity.

Andrew Love

The poor ad sponsor did not get their moneys worth

Keith

Like a massage for the brain.

Liv

this was genuinely top 10 of this year for me. i was crying with laughter on my walk and i think that says everything about my character and nothing about the quality of this pod. hard disagree with the comments boys this one has legs do it again 5 weeks in a row maybe even

Trackmaster4

Relistening to this while severely sleep deprived and it’s actually kinda genius