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I think we all agree this statement was necessary and clears up the pen pocket saga

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Chelsea W

Anything in the universe is in the goo category when you think about it

McFlyGuy622

Now do one where Zach concedes he said "Fuck" and not "Mark" because that was wild

GreyPhonix

I would argue that a Pen is goo in the same way a human is goo

Tomas Howson

Don't really know where you stand about pencils though...

erin

Can't believe you got Obama to sign off on this

K

Mustard sauce is gooey

Chelsea W

The Pitch Drop Experiment at UQ demonstrates this phenomenon

Jordan Cooper

The goo of the pen is the mustard of the sandwich. It's thoughts like these that make all my balogna sandwiches frown at me.

dolly Angelic

Thanks guys. I really appreciate getting this sorted out.

Tom B

But the pocket protector in question was designed specifically for pens being held in the pocket

auntydonna

because we thought it was too important to share

auntydonna

yet it makes us smile at you, Jordan. really makes u think

TimTomTam

This never would have happened if this has been part 4 of Purple Pepple Eater instead

Mark Dolling

How could Dan Andrews let this happen

Ryan

We will likely see this in a museum in about 100 years like the Declaration of Independence, but aptly named "The Declaration of Pocket Protector and/or Pen Holders"

James

Did not expect to see the ghost of Victorian legislation haunting this Patreon

Daniel Weston

Wait when did Zach get dragged into this? Crazy Pete needed someone to take a public fall?

Matt

Man you could totally roll that up and smoke it dude!

Lucas Gray

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Matthew Ely

Having direct transcription is really key on this issue. We had to know that when listing types of sauce, you wanted to use a semicolon for some reason.

Jordan Cooper

Yes, I consent to your mustard smile thank you.

Hugh Foster

I'm glad that Barack Hussein Obama and Albo were able to oversee this one

Carltona Scarf

cant believe the hunk and the dork didnt come up, the dorks pocket protector definitely seemed more like a pen holder

Elise

Herp peeple burp pepple pep