Sneak Peek: Dear Coffee...I love you. (Patreon)

Dear Coffee...I love you. That is all.

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If the apocalypse comes, I'll cry a little for coffee. Well, mostly for the heavy cream I add with reckless abandon.I think I'd also miss lip balm a lot. Dry, chapped lips suck ass.What would you miss?