USA Forever! The Right to Wear Thongs. (Patreon)

Lots of love to you this weekend if you're in the USA for our 250th birthday.

Fun Fact: We ALWAYS celebrated with fireworks. They're about 2000 years old, discovered by the Chinese when someone accidentally found out that gunpowder in a bamboo tube created a spectacle. Hopefully that person retained their hand.

Don't shoot your eye out. Xoxo!