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Side Story Poll - September 2023! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-09-02 21:18:01
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Side Story Poll - September 2023!

  • Orjin of Pomle 634
  • Bird and the Ballista 1250
  • New Lands Tales (10 small stories?) 371
  • Klbkch noir/the thieves (I don't know abot the noir part) 459
  • Sea Stuff 167
  • Tessa's World 669
  • 2023-09-02
  • —2023-09-06
  • 3550 votes
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Content

I forgot about the poll! No, wait, you forgot about the poll. Yeah. That's right. This one is a four-day poll so I can make it the Saturday chapter if I need to! It's a tight poll, with cool options. Vote hard and ask the acid-tier readers for spoilers on what each option means!

That's all from me. I don't have anything else to say...preorder book 10 on Audible? I'm such a great self-promoter. 

Comments

Bean

Come on bird

Gabe

There is only one choice.

chump1999

While I know I should say Bird, my brain has a hard time giving any answer that isn't the Winter Solstice.

Ope 'scuse me

Bird and the ballista is the cute funny story, but I think we need to figure what is going on with Tessa.

Mand

BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!

Quinn H

TESSA, come on yall. Ballistae’s coming anyways

Miraï

Ok. Definitly tessa. All the others have and will have more content. And she s so interesting too.

Mike

Grrrrrrr looking at the responses so far and it looks like I will have to sacrifice a chicken to the old gods and dance around like chunk doing the truffle shuffle (goonies reference to all you oblivious millennials) to get rabbiteater home!! In all seriousness I am new here and did I hear you say “stream” and “discord”??? Oh and I’m addicted to goblins. First got into LitRPG stuff with “life reset” and then got addicted to your story once I saw “No killing goblins”!!!!

Cat [Cat]

So obviously Bird is the bestest… but hear me out… bird/klbkch storyline together! If not…. Bird bird bird!!!

Umar Musa

I want more slice of life with bird, not depression with Tessa

Darkflint

We waited so long for Birds Ballista, of course we have to vote for it! But i admin the other options are very interesting too...can we have all. please?^^

mreurope

Everyone here knows we'll get Bird and the ballista even if we don't get an entire chapter for it, right? He'll be using it in all inn chapters for the rest of the story.

Ryan Monahan

Bird is way too overrated. Tessa is the only real option here. Orjin is the runner-up, followed by Klb.

DasNiveau

I physically need Tessa to get better. Gloomy little staby Person needs to get help ASAP.

John Koor

I've been away for far too long. Remind me who Tessa is?

Randomdigits

Tessa is the clear choice for me but no way the vote doesn't go to Bird.

Tomas Guebara

I only hope we finally get to know Bird's level.

Bob dit l'âne.

Named ranked from Salazar with huge drugs issue.

chump1999

Who has been owned any time she tried to intervene when Erin needs protection (i.e. Zeladona, Tolvei the Hilariously Unstable). I would argue that she needs to get a grip and realise that she needs to start levelling or she'll become the new Old Jewel

Mike

Yeah the healer of tenbault sending her drugs needs to be responded to. I would like to see Salis of lights finding out that happened and go dissolve the healer with an acid potion or maybe Erin and Rags inviting the healer to the inn and then getting the healer addicted to the spicy chef’s death spice.

Mike

Oh come on that’s not fair. Those two are waaaay O.P. and no one could stop either except Erin. But Tess is the murder hobo from Salazar that used to be an addict that had to have restoration cast on her every so often and then she was treated with a fairy flower potion and is now the ultimate fairy flower fanboi. She is guarding the inn for free (we’ll sort of free she gets fairy flower potions to keep her stable). Yes she is named rank and very scary except when out classed by level 85+ ghosts or revenants thousands of years old.

Luis fuentes

Bird? Guys. This is a terrible waste.

Mike

Just gonna throw out my wish list here…. 1) Erin + goblin witch academy crossover with her portal/door being able to go there. 2) rabbiteater coming home and the knights of solstice getting a keep. (Maybe through a heroic quest? Huh? Huh? Whatchathinkaboutthat!) 3) rags finding out more about the goblin king’s curse and maybe visiting that goblin island 4) finding out where all the goblins go after death since Erin didn’t see any of them in the afterlife 5) Pisces and the horns linking up with ivory and anything leading them to that point. Omg I’m a fifty year old fanboi. I think I’ll go cry in the shower now. You have turned me into a damn fanboi. I can’t let anyone see this or I’ll get my gen X card pulled

Hughes Andrew

My vote for klblkch should be discarded if you do not deliver on the noir aspect.

chump1999

With Dead Gods next in the list of antagonists. While the comparison may not be fair, if she's around Erin, she's swimming in shark -infested waters. She needs to up her game.

Renn

You have a ballista option, there is no other choices for me lol

Zalut

Does the Ballista get levels? Either way I'm picking ballista. No one can stop me.

Not Redeemed

Perhaps better known as Shriekblade. She is the Invisa Assasin that follows Erin around and is dependent on faerie flowers.

random bypasser

As a martial artist, orjin needs to win!

WyrdWizard

Sea Stuff is Rabbiteater slice of life

Carter

One day ill get Orjin once again

Robert Johansson

I just want to know 3 things 1. Did Bird gain levels from owning a ballista? 2. Did Bird get a new Ballista class? 3. What is the first thing Bird shoots with it?

a

Even without bird's sidestory we'll hear enough about him and his ballista during/leading up to combat actions involving the inn. The vote seems wasted even though bird is one of my favorite characters. As it pertains to Tessa, I'm just straight up not interested in what portends to be a tale laden with psychological exposition. I'd like to campaign for the new lands option. Ten seems a bit much, but five or three longer perspectives from different sides would be nice. For all the talk and importance of the new lands in the story to come it feels like we've seen very little of explorations actually in the new land even if there have been adjacent stories as it relates to the landing or set up operations. The demons already have a colonizing party chock full of free djinn there. I'm interested in what they have been getting into.

Maybe Someone

Bird a one man ballista team since he has 4 arms.

Jasha Power

Haven’t had a good bird chapter in a while, voted the strongest as well as he’s pretty interesting.

Ashenka

Bird and his new baby, for sure! The poor kid has been waiting for his own ballista for so long 😅Also, kinda worried about Tessa. Is she going off the deep end or is she okay in her own way? Those two could potentially be combined into one chapter actually🤔

Frog

Is “sea stuff’ rabbit eater and Seraphel and porceline 5? If option was so named I think it would have more votes. I’m happy with any of the story lines so it doesn’t really matter, but do think this vote won’t show relative interest if people aren’t clear on that point! Love TWI❤️!

Rikard Gustafsson

Finally something I am voting on (Bird) can win!

Oliver93

I love bird he's my favorite character but i want to see these new lands.

JB424222

It's been almost a full year!! I need to see the new lands

Tnoz

Sure I'd like Bird stuff, but he's already a staple the inn. Do we really need a side story about him when we're sure to get plenty of him in the main chapters? I'm giving it to Tessa instead, since I want to know more about her. If Sea Stuff finally has the Terandria-Pirate battle, that would interess me, and Orjin is good if it brings resolution to his plotline. New Lands has got to stop being an option here. If it's so important, our fist real look into it should be in a main chapter. It being optional makes it feel like that entire piece of geography is a vague macguffin.

DaJoKa03

I feel compelled to vote for Bird and his new toy, but... The Idea of klbkch going predator on those two thieves just sounds very interesting

Zachariah Owens

Found my vote going to Tessa mostly because I feel that poor gal has suffered enough and I am holding out hope for her to get off the addiction.

Christopher Wilder

chapter about xrn teaching her 2 followers magic??? or maybe about how they have to deal with her violent mood swings as it pertains to kblkch?

Syg

There was a post just before this one explaining all the options :P

John Cliff

seems to be locked to Bowl of Acid flies or higher

Liam Maier

Hoping the Tessa option would be her perspective of living at the inn and not too deep of a dive into her backstory

Liam Maier

Hoping for Tessa's perspective of experiencing the comedic absurdity/surrealism at the inn, including Bird's new ballista, while also getting some insight into her character through flashbacks

Frog

Thanks, I’ve been paging through trying to find it with no luck!

Nick Enriquez

He going to take down a Drake or a dragon by accident such as they watch as the blot flew into the distance before losing sight on the other end creature is hit not hurt looks around for who they hell hit them with a bolt or something like that.

Shin Dig

nah, he's gonna help his "new friend", the yellow bird in the high passes (Rafaema)

Chris Arundel

"New Lands has got to stop being an option here. If it's so important, our fist real look into it should be in a main chapter". This is how I feel too. I think we should do the New land stuff after the solstice.

Kryss

I don’t need a full chapter about Bird and his Ballista- I need a paragraph every few chapters regarding his struggles with it. Like bird can shoot a bow- but a ballista ain’t a bow. Don’t point it at the city. Very hard to aim. Very hard to reload. Does not do well against mobile targets. Someone could attempt to steal ballista and aim at the city. Adventurers trying to ride the ballista out of town… lots of drama and humor that can bring continuous enjoyment

Grace

If I could vote more than once for Bird, I would. 🕊️🦅🦆🦜🐥🐣🦢🐜💘🏹

Krynh

Using a ballista isn't going to level up his archer class either. Too easy

Shakango Resident

I dont know if I am crazy or not but pirate's gonna write what their gonna write the voting is just for interest cause things don't always line up perfectly. I am most interested in seeing Bird the Hunters dreams actualized.