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French Connections page 1 (NSFW) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-18 20:33:23
Edited:
2024-05-12 17:03:19
Imported:
2026-06
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Oof! Those French Heartbrokens sure are impatient! 🤣

Do note that you don't need to understand the French parts to follow the story, they're more kind of an Easter egg haha.

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Cabaret Bara

Sometimes, when a door closes, a window opens... And sometimes, you can still break down the door 😛

Félix, from Paris

"Veuillez vous diriger vers la sortie la plus proche" would be more formal and adequate for an airport announcement. :-)

Cabaret Bara

As a native French speaker myself, I consider this wording correct enough to justify not going back to change it. Thanks for the input though. :-)

Adam Lunter

I’ve been looking forward to this since the end of D&DM! Yay for the next piece of the Ero Angel arc! The F/A is as cute as a button. And I love how Alek’s luggage has the same pattern as his bathrobe! And an artichoke heart heartbroken! 😂

Zachary Morris

Okay first that flight attendant is sexy af. Second poor Markus I would definitely love to date this cutie Disney lover! And third damn sexy heartbroken!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Dan CH

Love it!! Also, I really enjoy the chat thread - it’s a great storytelling device seeing their group Chat!

Cabaret Bara

We love a hot flight attendant lol! And yeah, it's a shame cause Markus is such a catch too. If only Finn had known before getting involved with Nik 😅

Jason Lauchlan

I actually know how to read French a bit—had to read an entire novel in French once—so I know what’s going on XD For some reason, heartbroken and France somehow just go together.

Cabaret Bara

Thanks! It's been a while since I've used their chats in the comic, I kinda missed it if I'm honest.

Zachary Morris

Very true but Finnik is such a cute couple too!!! I wish i could date Markus 😍

Cabaret Bara

There's something about the city of love that screams Heartbroken lol, I don't know what :P

Simon Dufresne

Slide 1: "Thanks a lot!" "You're very welcome"

Cabaret Bara

Oooooh and yessss the luggage felt appropriate to stay on brand haha. And Markus's is obviously M1nn1e M0use themed. As for the artichoke heart, I'm 100% standing by my choice lol even if only like 2-3 people will get that pun.

Simon Dufresne

Slide 8 : "Attention all airport users, an incident requires us to evacuate the building. Please proceed to the nearest exit..."

DrustVak

Fuck that flight attendant is hot ! Hope we see him on the flight back ?

JJ

Eeeppp. So exciting

Simon Dufresne

Slide 9 : Hearbroken's name is Artichoke Heart. "Oh my! Looks like true love! This time, he must be the one!" "...why don't you come to me, my love?"

DrustVak

Looking forward to it then ! And some Emily in Paris type bullshit with Markus as Emily, sign me up !

Zachary Morris

Dear Markus I would like to apply to be your boyfriend I’m single and a big disnerd!!! And will love you unconditionally!! ❤️❤️❤️

SteTeto

Versace luggage is a touch of class

Adam Lunter

Alek wouldn’t go for just a *touch.*

SteTeto

Hai ragione!!! 😄

Tom W

Love this!!! The design of the heart broken is so cool! And that flight attendant is hot! I wonder if we'll see him again 🤔 if only I kneeew 😂

Cabaret Bara

If only someone could look forward in time and tell us 💀

Allan Meyer

Guaranteeing that one will not look at artichokes the same way again. Love every bit of this.

Allan Meyer

Especially the Hollandaise

welan

This is how it end...rape by a super vilain vegetable.

Hayden Hayes

Lol now I’m glad I brushed up on my French for… reasons. His name is Artichoke heart?? Also, I love all of this, especially the future Cabaret Bara drama (and the GC)!

Icarus Falls

So…Nik and Finn definitely have the sexual energy-but is Markus a better fit?

Cabaret Bara

Thank yoooou! And yes, Artichoke Heart, it's an expression in French so there's a bit of a pun there, but not many will get it lol

Cabaret Bara

Perhaps! I guess the only way to know would've been for Markus to actually make his interest known. 👀 btw I hope the "grey boxes" bug fixed itself in the end.

Night Haunter

Oh noooo! Poor Markus! I feel sorry for him omg

RedRoo

sigh Markus :( i feel you so well bud <3 *hug*