WGC: "Dear Pawjob Magazine" (Patreon)

This is for a writing challenge in a Telegram group I joined (link here if you're interested: https://t.me/joinchat/TXMB1RU1ETeKOakg). At just over a thousand words, we would write a short story fitting a chosen theme. The new theme for this week is, "Write a diary entry that presents the character through their thoughts alone."

Imagine that this is a lewd magazine you'd find in an adult toy shop, and imagine that this may or may not be inspired by a real story. ;P