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𝐼   𝒶 𝓅 𝓅 𝓇 𝑒 𝒸 𝒾 𝒶 𝓉 𝑒   𝓎 𝑜 𝓊 

I think someone ran the Roomba upstairs and I couldn't hear it through my monitors. Fuck. So I'll tell you I was rambling in my office. Can you imagine yourself in my office tho? ;)

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Koala Tea

I listened for Plot. The only plot found apparently were tender walls.

jak ♡

u are invited to my funeral <3

Lindsey Grace

Whew, Tom the way you say baby just hits different

Night Owl's TeaParty

Tommy boy. How /dare/ you make me so flustered. My face is way too hot rn...

trixareforkids

Um, this wasn't what I expected...Im not complaining though :)

Sabina

MR BANTER...IM CRYINH PLS I LOVE YOU SM WITH MY ANNOYING ASS😭😭😭💞💞💞

Patience

Tom this was scary good. I'm not supposed to be crying too.

Ralph

You know I didn't expect my third nut of the day to come so soon but HERE WE ARE.

Stacie

What a combination of sweet and absolutely hot. Even without extra sfx, yes, I could definitely imagine being in your office. And was that a cat I heard in the background? ;) <3

autumn

hi, yes, 9-1-1 i'm under cardiac arrest please send help my heart can't take it anymore a man named mr. banter is RUINING me

naria

The way I'm sobbing rn...

Mrs-Yagi

Making my heart flutter this early in the day😩😩

tiny_tonyyy

The perfect blend of sweet and spicy that just made me tear up👏🏾👏🏾😭❤️

rae

I don’t recommend listenin to this with ppl in the same room as u

Berne

This almost happened to me 😂 had to pause and come back

Berne

So this is what a kundalini awakening feels like 😭 FUCK! ✨ 🐍 ✨

H

Well, I’m not getting anything done this weekend! Thanks Tom! This was amazing as always!!

upward bow

𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚. 𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙖. 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓪. But this was sexy!precious and maybe it tugged at my heartstrings.* (Also, this filename? Apt. lol) *I’m sorry, but FTR this was unintentional… but there was no other word I wanted to use.

LouBengal

oh no, this is so sweet, my poor heart cant take it,,,,,,,

rae

I thought it was a simple ramble i stood up real fuckin quick lemme tell u smfh

Yana

I gotta lend $5 more often 😏

eight

Oof- the energy. Tom Banter’s ? Sheeshhhh you really didn’t pull no punches xD the good baby girl,the bouncin 🥴 i- whew

sagexkage

The fact that today was a really bad day for me and this helped make it a little better 🤓💕 I’m so flustered it’s crazy but seriously, thank you for this 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

Brittney

Why you so good to us??? 😭

girlonasurfboard

So thoughtful and intimate and sweet 🙃😊

AP

Okay, I have been listening to ASMR on and off for about 2 years now and at 2:00 I experienced tingles for the first time. I don't know what I signed up for lol

ashlei

I...was not prepared.

KilluaNGonsMom

When he said let me hold you... *Looks at my thick thighs* um you sure about this Tom?

verylemon

That.. laugh is so intoxicating. 🥵

BlkBae

I fully thought this man said ‘fire box’ instead of 5 bucks, so when he said I bought some lunch with it, I was so confused 😂

raetgw

”Let me tease you the proper way.” I’m new and now I’m dying, Sir. WTF?!? Get out of my head. ❤️😩 or...yeah nevermind, I like you there. 😏

MsLaura

I honestly thought this was an innocent ramble... So I was listening with people in the room... 😭 I had to cross my legs and focus on my breathing... Lawd! 😻