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18 Aug 2020

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"Is that a caulk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" --Some porn actor, probably

A TRASHY-BANTER GUILTY PLEASURE
Bad Porn Tropes Turned Hot 🔥

Hi! Thanks for finding me on Yelp! You need some stuff fixed around the house? I'll be over this afternoon. Thank you! See you then.

I'm so sorry, I'm just drippin' all over your floor...

Bow chicka wow wow,

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Christopher Stevens

"Good boys get stroked"? This good boy would HAVE a stroke if this guy was talking to (etc.) me like this. Also, I volunteer to help with the sound effects next M4M script.