Tail Unboxing! (Patreon)

Ssssoooo ... someone thought it would be funny to send me cursed ears. And cursed in two ways!
First, they are now firmly stuck to me - my ears have been replaced with donkey ears now. I have to wear a large hat everywhere I go now!
Second, every time I get mad about it, my inner ass comes out and I start to bray uncontrollably!

Last night another package arrived for me. I was hoping it was either an apology or some way to get rid of these ears.
Shit was I wrong ....