Home
Creators
Search Recent Missing Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Story time with Cap! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-15 14:43:43
Imported:
2026-06

Videos

  • 452427872.mp4

Downloads

Files

Comments

Dawn Macdonald

Will you please be careful for gawds sake and that's from the queen of clumsy, for crying out loud flipping stabbing yerself no wonder it hurts ,,last thing we need is an announcement uve sliced off a finger next Yeah 🤣 I luv the little slug luv the noise the clunkyness of it ,you don't have an old fashioned suitcase with the clippy locks cos that noise would be good ,could be a tsa taking the triggers out a suitcase wondering what they all do 🤷‍♀️ No thank you ,,because of you I've got peeps i can talk to and have a laugh with ,without any judgement they get my humour and I have people I can talk to when things are rough and not going so great in my life , So thank you if I had never decided to watch ure first upload i did that night I'd prob still be also chasing sleep on the regular 🤣 ,,have a good rest of the week ,I'm off away again to visit the fam,and please please will ya be careful mate honestly 🤣

Louise Dawson

I've was listening to your story whilst ironing a big pile of clothes. I hate ironing so your funny story at the end made that task more bearable. That sounds like a nasty wound you sustained. Please do me a favour and keep an eye out for infection because that wound is so deep but I'm glad you gave it a good clean. For the airport pat down video, you can include some nice crinkly, rustly sounding clothes like a jacket or something and wear examination gloves as well cos that will sound good.

Jimmy

Omygosh that's good your stomach stop bleeding, that's a great neighbor fr, the agent video sounds super cool, the college story was nuts 😂 happy they let you go brother, you don't have any like a soft 🛎 as a trigger, I'm happy to support you brother you help me a lot with my mental health, the golf also sounds really fun, I don't judge when people curse you good. Happy Tuesday cap hope the noise stops brother

Saila

The sudden urge to go do some extra pull-ups... 😌 I cut my finger a week ago, still not quite healed 😒 And the slug video was cute and funny and I like how you are always so careful with it and not just shake it like a rattle like most people do.

Megs St. John

Holy crap, glad the cut wasn't too bad and the neighbor came through to help! I enjoy the construction and airport noises, just adds more reality to it all if it makes sense. Maybe for the TSA take a coat from the listener and rummage through it. I hope everyone has a great week!

Harriette

Oh my goodness! -Be careful. Are you sure it will heal ok? Keep an eye on it don’t let it get infected. Glad you are enjoying golfing, the more time you spend practicing the better you’ll get, like everything it takes time and effort. You bad ‘en getting arrested! :D Looking forward to the new videos! How is Apache doing.. any better?

Quincy Jones

I love when u do the top down style show off type asmr like that honey badger vid u did way back when is a go to for me definitely want more of the Mr slug type videos

Eduardo Saldivar

im glad that the cut wasn't as bad as it could have been but im still sure it was scary moment. and not having and consequences from the drinking and everyone else did is hilarious. have a good week cap

emilygrace

Oh my, ouch! Well, live & learn- at least you’re good. Okay fr, campus security be doing too much sometimes, but college times are crazy lol. Continue to enjoy all the golfing & living life, appreciate ya- much love♥️

Haley Marie

My goodness, please be careful with that injury. Kind of scary, so heal fast! Keep killing it on the course ⛳️ Can’t thank you enough for all you do, so it’s a pleasure to be here ❤️ Have a great rest of the week y’all!

bad Andy

Ya airport noises for the TSA agent. Bailey could even add in some pre recorded airport / airplane noises. Plus they’re always under construction so….👍

Andrea Rose

Who knew golf was so dangerous 😬 🙃 In all seriousness, glad it stopped bleeding. Keep it dry and clean and get stitches if it doesn't stay closed. But happy that you're getting in all that golf! Thanks for the story time, lol, a glimpse of college Bailey 😄 But who called the cops?? 🧐 Looking forward to the YT and Cap's+ Patreon videos. Always a nice treat for the week 🤍 Happy Tuesday, Bailey!

Tyler

Shout out to Sabrina for being a real one 🤞a TSA video’s gonna be dope! I really love camera tapping and visual triggers like that, I think that’d be relaxing for the pat down portion 😄. On the bright side if you get a gnarly scar from this you can tell ppl you fought a bear off or something 😌 and thank YOU for always being here for us. I never try to take the content or things you share with us for granted :). Hope you have a wonderful rest of your day, Bailey ❤️

Maya

Bailey! Oh goodness, well glad you are ok. Hope it heals nicely for you. lol oh god 😂College, security, they are something else. Glad Sabrina was there to bail you out! TSA video sounds fire 🔥. Oh I don’t know if you can use it but the copper wire sponge would be nice. Anyways, Have fun out there! We appreciate you! 💜

Starry Night

Dude I was worried about you because I got used to you posting on Sundays! Glad to see you're doing well. Loving all the innovations with the content lately! Stay well!!!

Animalovre90

Oh my gosh, I'm glad you're okay for the most part, Bailey. Hopefully the wound heals nicely for you and your back feels better soon too. Take care of yourself. Haha you golf better than I do, I'm terrible at golf. That slug video was really awesome. I really enjoyed that one. The TSA videos sound great. I love camera taps and other visual/audio triggers like that. Appreciate you, Bailey and everything you do. Peace.

Starry Night

CAP, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. A DEEP WOUND LIKE THAT CAN GET EASILY INFECTED. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN YOU DIDN'T POST SUNDAY OMG

Starry Night

Also, hydrogen peroxide causes tissue death. If you use soap and water or a solution with hypochlorous acid 0.018%

Temple_0f_Time

I'm glad the cut wasn't too bad and that your neighbor was there to save the day. I'm also glad that you've been enjoying all of the golfing⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ Can't wait for the new video whenever it comes out! Thanks for sharing your funny college story🙂🎉

Starry Night

If you need money to go to the ER, Bailey, I'll pay for it

Emma K

Ouchy Bailey! Keep an eye on it 😫 TSA video sounds cool ... my hands and bag got swabbed with a little brush, then scanned on a computer, on recent entry to USA. Might work for video?! I think it was at random. At least I hope it was. Either way, I was granted entry and not put in handcuffs (unlike some) 😆. Apache would also make excellent police K9 sidekick 🐕‍🦺

izzy

please take care of yourself king!! hope it doesnt hurt too much <3

Louise Dawson

👋 yeah I'm always looking out for people lol Especially when he mentioned how deep that wound was.

Louise Dawson

Haha, yeah I was really wanting to see it, just so I could assess it.

Bobby Mathieu

Oh that sounds painful. Hope you take it easy. I'm glad your recent video took off so well. Hope you have a great week!