Kali's chair (Patreon)

When I first brought this character to life, I fell in love with her immediately. I wasn't certain she'd capture your hearts as well, but you've shown tremendous support for both her and me through your likes! And now, by popular demand, she's back!

Our magnificent three-meter lizard Kali has just returned from her two-hour adventure! Can you guess how many kilometers this powerful beauty managed to cover in that time? I've actually worked out the detailed calculations on this.

But here's the burning question - will that "chair" (you) actually support (survive?) such a magnificent creature? I mean I'm sure you are ready for her, but... Her weight... For 3-meter high lizard it is... (drop your best guesses in the comments below!)

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And once again, you have the chance to shower me with your likes (which feel absolutely wonderful, even if they don't provide much else), and feast your eyes on three stunning new variations of this artwork!