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Is it just me, or does anyone else have serious trust issues with "automatic settings"?🤔Don't get me wrong - automatic transmission in cars? Fantastic, love it, not touching those settings! But all these "incredibly convenient and fully automatic!" promises from things like Microsoft Copilot and their desire to analyze everything I do on my computer?😅 Yeah... that triggers some significant skepticism in me for some reason😅

Where am I going with this? Well, when a milking machine proudly advertises that it "automatically adjusts its settings," maybe don't be too shocked when the machine decides you're not a delicate kitten but rather a full-blown dairy cow and calibrates accordingly!🐄💦

Though to be fair, it was technically Em's responsibility to verify the configuration was correct before strapping our poor kitten in...🧐 I guess this time "automatic" just means "gonna guess and hope for the best!"😅😂

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Maffi Lu

There's goes ems favorite pants 🤣

Pojuboi69

Hot and fingers crossed on reducing back breaking and hurting breast size.

ginger

Haha, it seems Em shouldn't have started this without preparing an umbrella😅

ginger

If this device works long enough, I bet it will dry our kitten completely!😂

ginger

Prepare the coffee mugs!

Maffi Lu

As long as the carpet stays clean 🫣

ginger

It won't last long if Em keeps this up!😅

Sam

Feels like Em's gonna be soaked head to toe by the next few pages X3

ginger

Ha ha, it's possible!🤣