Darkness's Cucking Book - 8 (Patreon)

My latest attempt to stay on schedule is currently underway!🤓 Originally planned to drop this new Darkness page tomorrow, but then I realized that do I have any guarantee that I'll even be functional enough to touch a computer after tomorrow's classes😅

So I'm doing it today instead!But let's all collectively pretend it's already Monday🤪 (and if that thought fills you with dread, you're not alone - I'm virtually holding your hand through this🤝):

Alright, NEW WEEK officially begins! Magnificent Monday! What could possibly be better than Monday?🤨Probably only an entire week's worth of Mondays condensed into 24 hours and topped off with caffeine administered via eye drops!☕🤡

Best way to start a fresh week? Something completely new!😏And Kira decided (well... Darkness decided fore her actually) to kick off the week with a brand new 'cherry' experience!🍒🤭

Now, Kira clearly knows what a 'cherry' is, but I guess she was not informed about the... Let's say 'particular effects' that vigorous cherry usage can induce! Whoops!🤭😆

Seems like she never bothered leveling up her Alchemy skill tree! (I was trying to squeeze in a Skyrim reference here about eating ingredients to discover their properties, but honestly my brain is completely fried😵, so just imagine there was a hilarious callback joke here, okay?🤡🤡🤡)

Anyway! Welcome to the real world, Kira! And something tells me Darkness has got a whole curriculum of fascinating lessons lined up for you!😉

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