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Aha! I knew it! I knew Emili wasn't carrying that particular little toy around for no reason!🫢😏

And more importantly, I knew there had to be some kind of secret housewives' kink club where they gather behind closed doors, exchange valuable practical experience, compare techniques, share discoveries... AND SOMEHOW NOBODY INVITED ME?!🤯😤

This is outrageous. Unacceptable. Frankly, I consider it a personal betrayal🥺Please correct this terrible injustice immediately😣I'll be waiting for my membership card🪪

Actually, the idea of a club like this has actually been living in my head for quite a long time😅 At one point I even considered making a tiny little side comic about it... Nothing ambitious, obviously, maybe just 800 pages or so this time🤡 Unfortunately, I've since discovered one minor flaw in this brilliant plan: apparently, DAYS HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF HOURS😧

Even as I'm writing this, I'm drowning in deadlines... and the funniest part is that no matter WHEN you happen to read this post, there's an alarmingly high chance that I'll still be drowning in some deadline somewhere😅😂

Still... Who knows?🧐 Maybe one day I'll manage to recruit a few brave volunteers for this perfectly reasonable, absolutely tiny 800-page side project too...🤔

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Would YOU dare to join that club's games..?🤔

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Ahry

Love where this is going, thanks for spoiling us with all the chapters. PS: Who wouldn't join

Zed

Lovense is a great brand for toys like this... They have all sorts of toys that can sync. You can pair with a partner who can take direct control or set it to run on a pattern, pair with a group and have them all running on the same setting, or even connect with an anonymous stranger and let them control, if that's your thing... Locally or remotely over the internet.

ginger

Well, to be fair, Lovense didn't pay me to advertise them, so... we can't say for sure which brand of toys our kitties use...🧐🤭 But if they suddenly decide to pay, things might become much clearer...🤣 That said, when it comes to their products, I think this is really the direction in which it's worth moving

ginger

I'm so glad you liked it!🥰 I'll try to spoil you even more!😉🤭

Ahry

🥰

ginger

I myself am the proud owner of such a cage, which I bought almost at the launch event😅

Addison

Oh i need to find out how to do this now

Zed

It's all in the Lovense app, built for their toys 😊