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Ah, what a wonderful age of technological progress we live in!🥛

Gone are the days when preparing a delicious protein shake required bulky equipment and suspiciously complicated preparations!🤯

Nowadays, all you need is a little device that fits discreetly under the clothes, allowing you to go about your day while your very own personal dairy factory operates in complete secrecy!😏 Nobody will even suspect a thing!😄

But here's where Emili makes a very important point... CONDITIONED REFLEXES ARE NO JOKE!😳

And apparently, this particular technology comes with a rather fascinating feature: the longer you keep practicing, the longer you can keep the whole process going! 😅
Which brings us to a very important financial consideration🤔
If you're NOT planning to dramatically reduce your monthly milk expenses anytime soon, you might want to think twice before investing in one of these little miracles😅

Actually...
Think twice🤭
Then throw those doubts out the window and buy even MORE powerful model!💪🥛
Because if you're going to turn yourself into a walking dairy factory, you might as well invest in some industrial level equipment! 🤡🔥

Nothing stops the milk!🥳

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Sam

It's so sweet how little Em knows. "Develop a conditioned response"? Girl, the poor kitten has been milk-trained so long ago you'd be surprised there isn't even more milk 🤭

ginger

Yeah, maybe our little kitten left out a couple of particularly juicy details when he was telling her about his adventures🤭