the male manipulator mantra (Patreon)

a song i wrote in my head while we were on the road

lyrics:

i care about everything

every problem i see i fix

her spine was a question mark so i straightened it

her thoughts were aimless till i gave directions

her food was chewed too open

sentences too controlling

her hair was not in pony

with a face like pepperoni

but now she's perfect, she's clean, she's everything i want her to be

and she loves me so I know she will never leave, never leave