rob's basement (Patreon)

a stupid song i put way too much effort into. made for my friend Rob who moved away to Colorado. will never release this publicly for obvious reasons,  so enjoy this ExCLUsiVE!!

Lyrics:

It's been a bit since I've taken a shit

In Robert's basement

Please somebody let me in

I promise to be quick

You won't have to smell the stink

I will spray deodorant

No more stench of piss and shit, and piss and shit

To piss and shit in Rob's basement is on my bucket list

To piss and shit in Rob's basement, this time I'll cherish it

Just one more time before I die to get me through my life

Better let me in or I'll release my shit all over the bushes

It's been a bit since I've taken a shit

In Robert's basement

I wonder why that is

Could it be that we have changed?

Rob's toilet's now out of range

To our friendships we're clinging

Until we meet again

Keep the seat warm for me, Bob

To piss and shit in Rob's basement is on my bucket list

To piss and shit in Rob's basement, this time I'll cherish it

Just one more time before I die to get me through my life

Better let me in or I'll release my shit all over the bushes