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2025-12-22 00:20:27
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2025-12

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merry christmas!!

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Dating Apps... For Kids (Patreon Version)

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Comments

Jeffrey Ricklin

Ahh dating apps. Got to hate them nowadays lmao

Richard Street

Have a great holiday season. Happy mental health to one and all… Best wishes to the whole family. :)

Tia

Meth for kids? Nah, Baby Beer.

Napoleon

Bro am imagining the look on shoes face when her kids come up to her like I want to be a YouTuber like you mama 😔

George Sherman

Great work Shoe! Another crackdown call-out on these sneaky pedos trying to slide another approach at these innocent kids! We really are becoming a lost cause socially in this inverted Hell World and it's insane.👀🔥👿 You are a wonderful angel trying her best to wake society up. Love you.💖🌹🫠🥰🥹

Nulliat.0

This is crazy. Im in befuddlement of the parents.

Handy Andy

oh dude Alana's gonna lose her shit when she sees you put her in the vid lol

J.W. Chism

Merry Christmas, Shoe, excellent program, as usual.

Todd

Naughty list!

Nephilim Incorruptus

I agree entirely. And I'm glad you made a video about this because if not for you, I wouldn't be aware of it at all. Thankfully my sister and her husband are really great about their approach. For a while I was worried that their kids were going to be so out of touch with technology that their friends would constantly ridicule them into oblivion, but they're waiting for what I think is just the right ages for each stage. My niece now has a cellphone she got when she turned 13, but every message she sends or receives goes through my brother-in-law's phone. He can view messages if he has to, but mainly it tells him who she's chatting with so he can be sure it's not some creepy old bastard.

dd

As a wise bobcat once said, “What could possibly go wrong?”

Todd

AI isn't bothering me too much yet. As long as my Shoe videos are authentic, I'm good. I just don't hardly trust anything else online! I guess that's kinda sad...

Todd

Seriously, I feel the same when you say you're not sure about some of these things. I believe in as much freedom as possible with very little government oversight. But some things require some common sense when it comes down to protecting children in particular. Let us know when your husband gives you the appropriate opinions so we can vote you into office. It's time for Shoecialism! We gotta fix this mess, and you're the woman for the job. Sorry about that. :) Merry Christmas! 🎄

John G

Another great video! Now, let's go to Asmondgold's YouTube page to see if he comments on your video, since you mentioned his name.

Elyasprime

ADHD meds are literally just meth for kids. Funny you said that.

Benjamin

I don't think that AI is ever going to be in a place where it should be used to verify a person's age because of surveillance companies like Palantir. You should watch this video from GamersNexus Consumer Advocacy on Palantir. https://youtu.be/5lYsO4k7OIY?si=LmLpQfn9lLLlH3j7

William

Shoe. That's all terrible, but don't pretend that being an internet personality is worse than wanting to grow up to be an actress or something. I grew up in Bumfuck Texas well before MeToo, and even I knew that there was a significant sexual predator problem in Hollywood, but that didn't stop everyone wanting to go there.

Redhoodwalker

I'm pretty sure I shared my opinion on this on the Discord. But a short summary. Kids shouldn't be worried about dating. Kill it with fire

QozM

merry Christmas to you and your family! I miss your Christmas Cards…

Cozmoz

Can't wait to see SmugAlana react to this.

Anthony Sandoval

When they named the internet the world wide web the content creators probably didnt envision how right they were. Its amazing how many folks get tangled in it. I have watched it grow over the years and I have to say, children, do need to be protected from it. While the Web has many educational and business applications that make it a positive tool. The seedy side of consumerism has found a loophole via free speech laws to draw in those that are still learning who they are onto their Web of lies, and once shared, they find it hard to get away from the trap. Thank you Shoe for bringing these type of apps to everyone's attention. Parents and Grandparents should be very guarded at what children are being introduced to. To be honest, these predators have always been with us, in my youth, the warning was, dont take candy from strangers, today the warning is the same, its just that the "candy" is more sophisticated.

Cozmoz

That app is insane. Should be banned.

mari

merry christmas shoe! thanks for this, uhhh, still horrifying video! People my age (our age) tell me we shouldn't keep them from the internet cuz it damaged us, but I was online in the 90s, Id happily let my children use the 90s internet, not this demonic cocomelon tiktok hellscape we live in 😭 dont let the zios win ✨

I'm the Infidel

Starting to think fat booty Latinas 14 is in your library, swear you've said that title in at least three uploads. 😜😜😉 Great video have a merry Christmas June.

VoltarZen

I was like OH THIS WILL BE SUCH A MERRY VIDEO FOR CHRISTMAS! Wtaf AI ASSISTED AGE VERIFICATION IS INSANE

Rufus Dollar

Never been a better time to be childless.

Joshua Stevens

Merry Christmas June ! I am wishing you and your family blessings of health and good fortune for the coming year. Honestly, this video's subject is disturbing. Thank you for talking about it. Finally, I just want to say that I love your top in this video. It's like a shirt & a dress combined. I really like the sleeves as they look all flowy. 😊

Mr. Huff

Not even 1 minute in and I’m disgusted! Things like this wouldn’t exist if parents would parent their kids. They would make no money and would be out of business. The idea that people say congress should step in and save your kids blows my mind. How about parents save their kids! There’s a novel idea. It’s good you make videos about this stuff, bring awareness to people who are ignorant to the subject. Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!

Clifton

Next up: Tinder for adoption

Christopher Scott Parker

God, I hate sounding like a Boomer when I'm actually an elderly 38-year-old millennial, but in all honestly...where in the actual fuck are the parents?

Icedragon964

The more advanced we get the easier it becomes for bad faith things to happen or get created. Definitely keep an eye on your kids online activity

Tony Colon

Fully expected her to end the Bumble bff story with "... and now i have a kid with him" after she said the only person she met was a furry 😂

Tony Colon

The Naughty List got redacted this year

Kris Van Gucht

I just might change my mind about the nuclear apocalypse being a bad thing.

Kris Van Gucht

Easy to say but.. This video is the first time I ever even heard of 'friendship apps'. I ain't no parent but I imagine there's plenty of parents who don't got a clue about these kinda weird internet shenanigans that are literally everywhere. Even if you don't let your kid on the internet, the moment they have even one friend they'll probably have unrestricted access to it anyway. It'd be a nightmare to even try. ... good thing i never brought any kids into hellworld cause my paranoid ass don't trust wamen

Kris Van Gucht

..and they told me I'd regret not getting married or having kids lmao

Kris Van Gucht

My 35 year old haggard ass with a thick, unkempt beard verifies as 15 - incredibly reliable. Shit, that reminder that I grew out the damn beard to hide my baby-face stings :'(

Kris Van Gucht

... and some things just need a flamethrower...

Kris Van Gucht

Don't even care if it's people I will never meet or AI tbh - same difference. Problem with AI isn't AI itself but how easy it is for bad actors to abuse AI to do far more bad than they otherwise could. And ffs don't build Skynet before 2100 would you? I don't wanna be around for that mess.

Mr. Huff

I get that. I don’t know about all this stuff either so I chose to be maybe overprotective in this matter. No smart phones or tablets for the kids unless there is adult supervision. They can have their own when they are 18. Until then, trying to teach them right from wrong so they are strong enough to avoid the garbage out there on their own. I just don’t like giving my child a device that gives them unfettered access to the world and a dangerous world access to my child. I can’t protect them 24/7 so the least I can do is not allow them something that can inadvertently put them in harms way. Sure they may feel left out but they are happier than any other kid I see out there glued to their phone.

Kris Van Gucht

Merry xmas. Don't stop horrify-cough- entertaining us!

Kris Van Gucht

To avoid spreading "misinformation", we needed to scrub the miscreants in our government from the naughty list before releasing it so everyone is "correctly informed". With all this trouble we go trough for everyone's sake, we certainly deserve an extra bonus on top of our bonus right? right?

Kris Van Gucht

Just teach 'em the iconic 2006 egirl style - what could possibly go wrong?

Kris Van Gucht

Just don't be too surprised if you learn they made Friendship App accounts on the neighboring kid's phone. Kids can be pretty good at finding ways to do exactly what their parents don't want them doing. No need to thank me for the free dose of stress & anxiety btw ;)

Mr. Huff

lol yeah thanks! I was a kid once many moons ago. I know what I was capable of and these kids are even smarter than me at that age. All I can do is try my best.

David Small

Merry Christmas to you and yours, June. You're headed into the most fun Christmases: kid toys!

Steven R Skorich

Merry Christmas, esteemed Shoe! I'm still shaking my head in wild wonder at this, thankful that my aged Boomer brain has no idea how to get anywhere near this app. Feh!👍👍💖😘💖😘💖😘💖😘💖😘😎

Todd

What if Skynet is already built and we just don't know it yet? Shoe could be a terminator for all we know!

Todd

That might have it's place. 🤔

Chris Riley

Huh I didn’t get a notification for this one

Jack Fine

Good video. An thought, is having AI capable of figuring out a kids age for access control not a double-edged sword? Do we want AI to know that much about a child? Who else then can access that AI information? Feels like there is no AI or government solution that will really work, without greatly limiting free speech, and information access. Perhaps parents doing a better job of parenting and monitoring (part of parenting) might be the real answer.

ASIDOM

Merry Christmas, Mrs Shoe!

Tony Pruvot

It already exist. Its name is the American Adoption System. Ever heard of "matching events" ? Yes, we are still talking about kids needing a home. Some even use some kind of defilé like fashion show to present the kid on stage for a few minutes to parents or to incite people to adopt them. If you want an exemple of it, search ("Fall for Kids" "fashion show") on Google. This will give you the first link and the one that got mediatized (because they done it in a Mall. Also, yes, those still exist today in the US (EDIT : Didnt refind the book of from Laura Sparkes but 60 minutes australia talk about it during an emission. Or just search "rehoming" and read horror stories. I would like to show a video from a few times ago that talk and show about it but link are forbidden on Patreon). The different organization learnt from the Tennesse event : always informal and disguised that as "parties". Not illegal in the slighest. Its the "Adoption and Safe Families Act" that DID encourage such practices.

Kraken

I'm sure it isn't true, but I have an amusing image of an app like this being 1/3 adults posing as children running "sting" operations... In a better world, everyone would be able to communicate with one another without that seemingly basic facility being used for skeevy purposes. In this one, an app like this seems destined to lead to hundreds, if not thousands, of horror stories. Gee, an app that encourages a demographic that's often lonely, desperate for validation, naive, and over-eager to grow up to meet up with strangers and share inappropriate information... What could go wrong?

Localmethaddict

I joined the Patreon just because they silenced you

CriticalMemeTheory

Totally agree, kids on these apps is very dangerous. But, like you also said, government involvement in “regulating” these apps is a recipe for slippery slope disaster. It’s akin to allowing the wolves guard the sheep. Love all your videos and hot takes. You are the reason I’m on Patreon! It’s an honor being a Shoe0nHead supporter. You’re friggin’ awesome! Keep it up!

Brian Milligan

Glad I am a patron and was able to see the original video, I don't have words to express my shock at what youtube does to silence you shoe. You'd think they would be all for posts that call out possible pedo programs!

David Dinnison

If I punch someone in a board meeting I’m blaming you

Peter McDonald

This is horrible. A few days before Christmas. I don't want to hate the world at Christmas. This is bad and you should feel bad.

Tim Moule

How they keep kids from looking at porn are you 18 or over_ that's it you don't have to tell them when you were born or anything like that just press 18 or over and an 8 year old can watch porn .