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NEW VIDEO (patreon VIP early viewing) (Patreon)

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2026-04-26 23:19:39
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2026-04

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Is "The Male Biological Clock" Real? (Uncensored Patreon version)

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Comments

mari

lord knows im feeling the time running out on my sacks. and sadly, I've wanted kids the whole time. you already know how it goes. Thankfully I finally pulled my head out of my ass and I can speedrun a wife before my swimmers retire and my hair disingegrates.

dd

I'm a Whamen and I don't have kids myself, but I can see nothing wrong with this game or the Dad-genre. It's very endearing. I don't remember this kind of performative, maliciously ignorant vitriol about say, Death Stranding or its sequel. Or heck, older games like Bioshock and Ico. Perhaps I lucked out having a healthy, lasting relationship with both my parents, and so I can never understand that need to destroy and mock what you've (as in these complainers) never had and will never if things don't change. That's the only reason I can think of for some of these outrageous reactions.

DamnedEyez

Sweet, looking forward to watching this later... (and the reactions in the coming weeks)

Winston Smith

A lot of self reports in the comments on the game.

sjmcc13

There is a difference between cute and , and these people are to caught up in their biases to remember that most men are very able to tell the difference between "protect the cute" and unacceptable desires

Nicholas H Nelson

Loved the video. As a father I can say there’s nothing in my life will top the accomplishment that is my daughters. It’s truly a blessing. These weirdos need to get a reality check, being hateful is never going to get them anywhere.

Boaty McBoatface

Don’t censor the usernames of the crazies for Patreon members, we would like to avoid them at all costs online

Nephilim Incorruptus

I'm now 50. I have never in my life wanted children. I also feel no desire to play Pragmata. But, fuck the people who want to ruin the guys who do.

Bryan Due

Appalling to see the comments of the anti-human, pro-extinction miscreants. Thanks for shining a light on this, Another great video.

Colby Sullivan

Thanks Shoe! The I hate kids people are so gross and making the world a sadder place. I love how Cenk’s nephews message to those who desire a family and something greater is fuck you, eat Cheetos and die. Truly the savior of the democrats and the youth.

William

My sister-in-law is pregnant at 36, and was informed that it was considered a "geriatric pregnancy".

Shaarred

DO NOT ragebait Hasan Piker into having kids PLEASE. Won't someone think of those children? Also, twitter is a cesspool of insane people worse than 4chan, wtf Finally, imagine thinking that women become less hot through pregnancy, lmao have you SEEN what single women with kids look like when they try? Genuinely delusional to think that you will look better, lmao

Shoe

my next one will also be that 💀

Joylessmonkey

I imagine not having children will be my greatest regret.

William

Shoe, I'm not sure 24:30 is a good idea. Mrs. Head talking about my balls making sperm while she speaks... I'm trying real hard not to make jokes here. And clearly I failed.

Shoe

they cry and claim targeted harassment if you report on things they have typed in public 🙄

mrblizzard

These people are so lame! And their assumptions prove it! Pretty much all little girls are cute and kind. I, myself, Wanted kids before I was 30 (and wife agreed), because I wanted to still be quite active when they got into their teens and twenties. Worked out great, Their in late 30s and we still ride motorsports! Thanks, Shoe! Enjoyed the video! 👍😊💜

David Small

Haters like Hasan waste their lives. He was given everything, didn't make it on his own, so he values nothing. He used a shock collar on his dog live.

Kaz132

They probably don't even know that Death Stranding exists

Steven R Skorich

If children were not cute and adorable, would there be people sending them back for a refund? Me, I serve my daddy fantasies by supporting Shoe. 😎

Dunning-Kruger's a hell of a drug

I've never seen or heard Hasan before (not avoiding him but not seeking his content either), and I have to say that was a very poor first impression

Kaz132

I played Pragmata because everyone made so much fuss about it and I think folks misunderstand something about the game: Hugh, and therefore you, couldn't do anything without Diana. If not for her Hugh (you) would be dead. And she is not in danger, Hugh (you) is. So for me it doesn't feel like protecting. It's a good game though. Although when Hugh (you) saved her from a 50m (about 60 yards) drop that could count as protection. But I think saving people from dying is normal human behaviour. The one thing I'm grateful for about this supposed controversy is the stories people tell like a 53 year old man crying because the game remembered him of the time when his daughter (now 31) was of that age. Yes, art can and will inspire people. I'm grateful that this whole mess reminds me why it's good to have a lawn: touching grass. And sorry for my bad English. It's not my mother's language.

Vic2_O

I really do wish this anti-family/children mentality would disappear. It's really sad that more and more people keep pushing the idea that you have to be selfish and self centered cause, in my opinion, most people's depression stems from their own selfishness.

Joe Frenkel

First early view video. Hearing you curse is satisfying. 😂 Love your channel. ❤️ I have learned a lot.

Raphe

The whole "childless men don't have paternal instincts like childish women do maternal instincts" is so absurd. Like, what about siblings, pets, adopted fathers, and so on? Also goes on to show how both supposed progressives and supposed conservatives see men as disposable threats who have a duty to protect but seemingly no will to do so when, in reality, many of the very men who have given up on trying to move up in a world so focused on putting them down to raise others up would still risk their lives for a complete stranger.

Raphe

"Hey dad, I'm bored! Can I get up for a se-" *BZZZZZZT*

Martin Guenther

This society is cooked. Full of smug know-it-alls who talk out of their asses about things they don't have any part in themselves. The terminal online have 100% of their brain circuits fried by now. I am afraid this is irreversible.

George Sherman

As always, I love you and your based call-out on this messed up society Shoe! I absolutely love your Hell World hopefully more on the way soon, on point calls of a dystopian figure approaching and your brutal truth in this regard should be setting even political figures asses on fire in their hot seats sweating over the guillotine French Revolution style! (You know Vance is watching and leering over you😏🤣🔥😈) All of this is pushing the threshold more and more of the insane pedo obsessed fools calling themselves out, creating incels and the down talking from fraudsters in financially secure places a BS moral high ground over others who can't make their legacy dreams happen. Hasan example of course shouldn't even be platformed anymore and lose their irreputable fan base. This is all evil and malicious.👿 Wishing you well and love to your family and innocent child.💖🔥🥹🥰

Boaty McBoatface

What a bunch of crybabies and losers, we should bottle up their tears and use them as drink mixers

Michael Chesser

Brain damage with a microphone… you misspelled Looksmaxing….

James Tollan

Where is this wife store you speak of?

Shawn Adams

As someone who is in their low 50's and childless (I can say my genetics suck and don't want to pass what I have on) I do wonder what it would have been like to be a father however I've made my peace along time ago. As for all the peeps saying this is Nazi propaganda and this is for pedos I have one thing to type to ya'll: Touch grass and get a life. Also PS since the discord has been shut down you might wanna take that out of your outro.

Joshua Stevens

"But what incensed him the most were the cruel jokes. People who claim to know everything, but infact do not even know their own minds." ~ James Joyce, ULYSSES.

James Peters

I know a guy who was on the brink of suicide, and the thought of his adopted daughter was the one thing that kept him from going through with it. So much for men not having feelings for kids that aren't biologically theirs. On a much lighter note, I laughed way harder than I should have at the "you can't get a femboy pregnant" joke.

Kronika2008

I've wanted a family since my early 20s about a decade. And every year less and less women also want one.

Emperor Kane

Childless women who hate children are lecturing you on how children should look and behave.

Inmanity

It is obvious that the women commented are all childless cat women. How do I know? Any sane parent LOVES HEIR KIDS and think they are cute and amazing when they are babies. We all love our kids, overestimate how handsome/beautiful they are and that is a GREAT THING. Soulless ghoul parents and single bitter women will NEVER understand that reality.

Inmanity

Incels, misogynist, Trump supporter, Putin puppet, global warming denier, conservative, gamer, etc. all mean the same thing to liberals: People Who Are Not Smart Enough To Think The Hivemind Thoughts = Bad

Karim

The left: toxic masculinity is why men won't express their emotions. Men: well, since you asked I was thinking I would really love to have a daughter. The left: You disgusting pedophile!

Todd

So, you want to settle down and have a family huh? You sick f*ck. OMG 🤣

Todd

I don't know if I can say that I "gush" over a cute kid, however when a very young kid smiles and/or waves to me at a store. Says hi or something. It always makes me smile and it brings a little joy to my day. ...and just because I'm a man some of these f*cks might get the idea I'm a pedo or something. I'll tell ya, not much pisses me off, but that does. It's a very sick society when a man can't express joy over a child waving and saying hi to him.

Jusad

I do not understand why anyone listens to anything Hasan Piker says. He is a worthless piece of subhuman garbage and the world would be a better place without him and others like him. All of these people are just telling on themselves. Gather them up in one place and carpetbomb the area. The world will be better off.

Joe Lewallen

I saw interesting takes online about how men won't do anything to help a child not their own in response to this game. Really? There's all kinds of news reports of men running into burning buildings or jumping into rivers to try and save other people. Total strangers. There is a protective instinct built into us. My first Patreon video. Happy to help out. My son is a big fan and so am I.

Kevin Menard

I don't remember not wanting kids. Had two, lost two trying. Both living ones are boys. I'd have liked a daughter, but as the Divine One said "don't care about the sex, we want a functioning heart, kidneys, lungs, Spine cord where it belongs..

Kraken

"Why won't men express their emotions? This 'stoicism' and repression is toxicity!" "I feel protective empathy towards children, and would like to have some of my own." "Give me a moment, and I will tell you how this entirely positive emotion is ALSO toxicity. Also, shut up."

Alexis Adler

Wonderful video like always. I don't know how or why but I never fell for the propaganda. I really wanted to be a young mom. I felt like having a kid in my thirties would be very difficult. And I always found it suspicious my entire life no one has ever said one good thing about becoming a parent. IDK maybe the boomers and Gen x just hated their f****** kids so much lol because they acted like it was the end of the world to have a baby even in your 20s. I started trying to get pregnant when I was 19. I ended up being diagnosed with an unknown fertility disorder. When I was 28 I spent $10,000 to fly to New York to do IVF. (It's the cheapest in the country lol) During this time I have been in a ridiculous amount of trying to conceive groups on Facebook. It is so difficult to get pregnant after 35. My entire timeline every day is just another horrible story of a woman who did the "right thing" and waited and waited just to find out she has zero eggs or her husband's sperm count is it astronomically low. Yes prices are difficult but you do get good tax returns if you live in a decent state. And things are workable. I'm not saying it's easy. But I'm just saying it isn't as impossible as people make it out to be. Oh and luckily though after I had my first son I somehow got pregnant back-to-back with my other two boys lol So now we have three 😅 and I am so happy For the first year of my youngest life I stayed home but prior to that for the first 5 years my husband and I worked opposite shifts. Right now I work overnight dad works mornings. And me and my husband barely see each other which really sucks but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. This isn't forever. This is just a temporary moment in our lives. As for the men factor. I will say something that truly devastated us was my husband got bladder cancer when he returned 38. He is 5 years older than me. He is aging a lot. He is doing well now but I just know he would have been a way more active dad in his twenties. Then having a 6 4 and 2-year-old and turning 40 this year. Another thing that I think needs to be addressed is the breakup culture. If your girlfriend asks Reddit what they should do in a relationship or any Facebook group. The answer will be break up with him. I'm not kidding I have never seen a woman ask or even a man ask for relationship advice online without being met with a wall of break up with them messages. I'm not saying that things don't get difficult But a lot of these problems are just typical fights due to communication. So many mothers leave the father of their child because of communication issues that can be fixable. Not saying that some men aren't assholes or aren't stupid or some women aren't crazy but I'm always downvoted on Reddit when I'm like have you tried counseling? Have you tried therapy? No somehow the answer is always the other person is toxic AF and you need to break up with him right now lol

flapper

there really isn't a whole lot to say about delusional mongoloids on social media platforms spewing their prattle thinking they know shit

CriticalMemeTheory

As a father to a girl and two boys, 5-year-olds act exactly like Diane. The pink-hairs, cat ladies, and room-temp IQ OF models are the problem. Talk about daddy issues. They see pedo in everything.

TBDD

By far one of the weirder mindgames played in this social matrix. For my sanity, i have to believe at least some of the instigators are bots. And if not, its the sad and mad people who ether not cherished as kids, and they never processed that OR These creeps be projecting hard, especially the ones insisting that men are notorious pedos lol. Thats way too specific and negates the female predators, way too broadly. In my experience of creepy folk, thats a major tell. Also, “genocide” lmao. Listen, war is ugly. The shit happening in gaza, aint close to a genocide. Americans are very empathetic, which is very sweet, but to the point of it blinding from facts. The gaza goatfuckers want all jews in israel dead. Point blank period. And their global goatfucker friends support them only for it. But no one slaughters goatfuckers as hard as other goatfuckers. But that gets them no manipulation points, so you rarely hear people like Piker saying anything about that happening on a much larger scale, in countries with overrun goatfuckers. No one does more actual genocides than goatfuckers, on both themselves and everyone else. But ya’ll dont seem to want to ever fully discuss the global problem that they all are. I have my own personal distain for israel. But genocide, they are not committing. Its just goofy to keep insisting on. Anyone ive ever heard call it a genocide, has also made excuses and justification for October 7th. ESPECIALLY Piker. He does nothing “ understandably”, he is nothing but a grifting whore. Not the topic of the video, but needed to be addressed, as you seem to want to defend goatfuckers in very subtle and misleading ways, as they come up in topic. Shoe, for the love- they want us all dead or converted. All of them, want all of us, dead or converted. The “moderate “ ones are lying snakes, who never call out their groups bullshit. Always want to hide behind the absolute gaslight that is the notion of them being “ the religion of peace”. They are nothing but peaceful, and the top of the list of evil. The minute they are an overwhelming majority in any place they are welcomed to, they use that chance to take over, any and all areas. Then, the moderate ones are never to be found anywhere, once the supposed extremists begin to force their religion on the local population. Anyone who wants to act like what israel does is genocide, better watch the terrorists body cam footage from oct 7. They were not fighting for freedom or life, they were slaughtering in the name of killing for their god and cause. Israel does what it has to do for its survival. As any country would and should. What the goatfuckers in that region do, is nothing to do with surviving, or caring for their own lives. They give no fucks about their kids, until they can film something about it. Watch any and all propaganda ads from them, showing starving kids reaching out, and grown adults pushing over them, ready to trample the kids completely, for their portion of food. They get all the resources, yet are still being starved by hamas, but hamas gets little to no scrutiny from anyone supposedly on the gazan’s side. Always israel to blame, when they are doing their best to not allow any excess deaths, of people who only want the israelis dead. While being told they are the ones wanting nothing but death of innocent people -.- ; When they capture terrorists, they imprison them. But are taken care of, and why they are able to be traded alive for dead kidnapped israelis, years and years later. When israelis get captured, they get raped starved and tortured to death in most cases. Usually resulting in there only being a body to recover. Thats the base level treatment. Israelis raping them, is rare, and totally condemned. Globally, the rapes of israelis were celebrates on mass, even in western countries. In sum, “ genocide” my ass. ( not an invite) .

Tony Colon

Shoe needs to patent the term 'Bro-veries' i almost died.

Antony O'Connell

I spend a lot of time looking after my niece and nephew as well as my god children. I would give everything to make sure the all have a happy and enjoyable childhood and although I do not have my own yet we are looking at adoption. Paternal instinct and maternal instincts are in built and always have been. I have no idea how people go to sick and depraved ideas instantly

Easton Moore

Come on Shoe!!! Release the files [video] already! You promised!!!

Allen W. McDonnell

I have no biological children, however I helped raise three step daughters in my first marriage and a foster son so I get the whole male biological clock theme quite well. Anyone who says you can not love a non-related child is a horrible person worthy of being ignored.

Jamie E

I was genuinely taken aback by Hasan's comments...wtf?? Just give up on having any goals in life?? I avoid having to hear him speak, so I forget how unhinged he is.

Jeremy

Speaking from personal experience here: men do experience a desire to be fathers at varying times in their lives. I was once part of the "not wanting kids" crowd, up until my early 30's I'd say. Even went so far as to get a vasectomy back in 2020 to appease my ex wife, who was very much against the concept of children, biological or adopted. I'm turning 37 on Friday, and the knowledge that fatherhood will more than likely never happen for me gets heavier each year. I haven't played the game yet, but I imagine I'll have a similar experience. Shit, I already do by watching movies or being out in public. Given how fucked in the head some men are, I can understand where some of the assumptions come from. At the same time, like many other things, the generalization does more harm than good. TL;DR: Many of us long for a life that seems unobtainable, and it sucks.

Galen Rosson

Im not important, and maybe my words mean nothing. But I have to give perspective: I was born as the youngest of 4: got picked on for my entire childhood at home. I have a strange name and red hair: got picked on at school through the 90's. Had a few girlfriends but they all cheated on me. Went to the army: that was hell and i still got stepped on there. Also i married a woman who then cheated on me while i was in iraq, sent me a video of it and told me that she hoped i died over there so she could collect life insurance. Divorced her, obviously. Had a few more cheating girlfriends. Now im an adult, i barely make enough to live. Every american woman wants a man with a 10 inch dong, is 6 foot tall, well built, makes 6 figures a year, young and is obsessed with them. Being white, 37 years old, red headed, a war veteran and unable to trust anyone has made it impossible for me to have children. I wanted to have them with the right person, but its foregone now. Im ugly. Im not tall. I dont have a 10 inch dong. Im out of shape. Im poor. Im worthless and ill die alone because all i did was live and try to be good.

Kraken

I'm sorry. You deserve better than that. Sometimes, love finds you when you stop looking so hard. Don't give up on yourself.

PunkinPai

Hasan is so butthurt by this. I had to hunt down his reaction today. Thanks for another great video! Have been around since you were just a baby tuber, and glad to finally be on Patreon! Cant wait for the live streams! 🩷

Fred

Hi bro. first, holy shit dude. second, you're still fkn here!! Your enduring existence is proof enough there's something good waiting for you. Reclaim your physique vet bro, heal your heart through the Holy Spirit, & NEVER forget that YOU happen to life, it does not happen to you. Keep your head up, troop🤙

AndrewA

I don't play video games (well, maybe that old ATHF golf game on PS2 or some Wii Sports) and I think I know why now. I know about gamer culture, interactions, etc.. However, what the F?!?! I guess a great way to explain to an alien that comes from space and asks me "so, what do Americans think is going on today?" is to have them look at gamer culture, for instance, this video game and comments about it! I just love love how the little girl is not human, and is still defined like it is a living, breathing, human by the people Shoe points out here. Thanks Shoe for another enlightening, highly informative piece of work on what in the actual is actually going on out there today!!

Hulkhobbes

I ate my eggs this morning. I did not let them dry out. Thanks for the reminder though.

Galen Rosson

Nothing will change what the world is.. how things are now... and i haven't had hope for a long time.

Curley.Q.

Just in case you thought Pragmata couldn't be any more likeable, Capcom recently released a new DLC, FREE for it... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJON5A2TPuc Only bring it up because in an older few of Shoe's videos, I see she had on attire of a certain Blue Bomber...