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HELLO NEW FRIENDS! 👋 👁️ 👄 👁️ (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-13 21:42:51
Imported:
2026-05

Content

many new people have joined. everyone say hello! dont tell them about… the contraption.

i will be announcing the date and time of the first patreon live stream soon! thank you for the support ♥️

Comments

Sayori

It helps that I don't remember what the contraption is

ShmoeJuice

Can’t wait will be upgrading my subscription for it

Kaz132

Hello! What contraption?

Hulkhobbes

The contraption is of upmost importance to be kept secret. Never tell.

RedEdd

Do not think about the contraption, if may bring distress to do so.

Milton Reduxed

I'm thinking something similar to Burn After Reading

Lens Hunter

Damn I miss out on all the cool stuff

PunkinPai

I'm needy, so I'm going to say hi even though this was for the new peeps.

m8566

I'm just here because Hasan said this was a good place to goon.

Tyler King

"The Contraption" is just a 5-headed fucking machine. It's really not even that bad.

Nicholas H Nelson

Isn’t it kept in the same place as Dumbledores secret weapon?

Satori_sama

Good, good, lets keep saying that.

BordBrain

Insane unlocked memory... The good old days of the contraption.

Josh

The first rule of Shoe’s Patreon is we don’t talk about the contraption.

GitBot3994

Helow, great to be hear, i hope 5pln monthly is anougth to join patreon live streem

Jeaux G

I thought there was more than one contraption… perhaps I haven’t been here long enough myself.

TolstoyTony

Looking forward to it! :)

Dukes_Marley

Good morning! Glad to be here!

RAM

Do we all have to get suits for that premiere now, or no?

Marc Musso

What contraption? We have no contraption, I have 0 idea what you are talking about 🤫

Mat

it's the 1st rule or.. something?😉

Andrew Zachman

What is this contraption you speak of?

castirondude

As an ex-gamer who is now happily married with kids, I really enjoyed your spat with Hasan :)

Michael Allen II

Welcome everyone. I'm guessing alot of newbies are here from seeing the Hasan drama?

Kyle the Engineer

>Dont mention the contraption >>immediately mentions the contraption

Jack Fine

Hello from one of the lessor target populations... you know, mixed race but labeled white male boomer. What's not to like?

Steve

Don't worry new people, The Contraption is just the friends we made along the way!

Genesis

Welcome newcomers! o/

dd

Welcome to the club! :) I've been following on youtube for years but am fairly new to patreon

Roger Byléhn

Here for the obligatory "Yes, Commie Mommy"

Besni Lala

Greetings to the more recent members ...Step right in, and pay no attention to Shoe - there is No " contraption" of any kind ... allegedly.

Besni Lala

"... live stream soon! " Yay! 😊

Besni Lala

What contraption? ...Those are just rumors.

Besni Lala

😅 ... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Bryan Due

Hello friends, I think it is Safe to say that the Contraption will remain an enigma!

Mitch Connor

Hi everyone and dearest commie mommy ;P! Is it my turn yet on 'the contraption'? Anyway, I've been a member for a while and love it so far!

Not that guy

All I will say is that the... contraption doesn't un-nugget the chicken so there's no need to panic.

laurentiu dragoi

For those who won't be able to be live at the moment of the live stream, can we watch it later here patron?

Max Sonthonax (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-23 15:00 At what tier do you need to be to see the live feed?
2026-05-13 22:57

castirondude

Yes that's what got me here :) though I have known about the channel for a few months already

Hulkhobbes

Incorrect. Watch more videos. Submit to the hivemind.

George Sherman

June is going to indoctrinate us into her unique kink.👀🤣🔥🖤💖 Love you Shoe

Oskar Gessler

But it's ok for you if I tease people from time to time with "Oh! Shoe just released a new video! Wanna watch it? Join her on Patreon!" ? Without giving out the link of course. :-D

Oskar Gessler

Same here. But in Germany. I'm working alternating shifts. And this week, on the early shift, I went to bed too early, and got up at 03:00 am now. But thank God tomorrow is a holiday.

Michael Chesser

You’re the only creator on YouTube I pay for extra content from. Love it

Emperor Kane

This is how I see the live streams being. After every video, Shoe invites a guest on to discuss the video (or yap about whatever)

Todd

Welcome new members! No, don't worry about the contraption. lol Nothing to worry about! ...well, on second thought. Run! Get out while you can! 😂

TucsonGoatGuy

5 headed fucking machine? I'm pretty sure that porno was made in the 90s why is it part of this group?

Kraken

The First Rule of Shoe Club is: don't talk about the contraption.

Ruben

$5 and up, no friendos allowed 🙃

Alexander Aumar

Do not mention the contraption and stay indoors!

Max Sonthonax

Thanks. Reckon it'll be worth it? Curious.

Ruben

Awesome!! After realizing that you hung the indoor flag backwards so it shows correctly with the flipped footage nothing scares me anymore

Kris Eiriksson

Fap. He doesn't care for gooning😂

BryanFury343

Been watching for about a year now, happy to join. Although what on earth is the contraption?

Michael Newton

The Contraption is a Red Herring and is from a time before her motherhood.

Max Sonthonax

"5pln"? Someone just let me know you need to be at "Comrade" level.

Davidsmith

Oh i love when you break out the contraption…. It puts on the lotion…

Davidsmith

Oh ney ney… the rumors are true… the contraption is very real …!.. don’t be a bad boy or you’ll find out about it…

Davidsmith

Patrion is only fans for the novice gooner…

Hoto

Looking forward to the first stream!

Tyler King

"why is it part of this group?" Because we're a legion of degenerate sex-perverts. ...Were you not aware?

mrblizzard

Here because i love Shoe's content and her boldness! She serious, but funny as all get out!

mrblizzard

Just have to get past the Goblins! (lol)

Clayton Bigsby

I do love seeing people hating on Hassan but I joined for the upcoming livestreams

Moses Temu

The contraption shall continue contraptioning in absolute secrecy.

Todd

Only appropriate gooning allowed. Punishment for non-compliant behavior... The Contraption.

Todd

Oh yes. You will be indoctrinated. 😟

Todd

OMG, you had to go there. LMFAO

bjoardar

Look forward to it :)

CriticalMemeTheory

As a young boomer, I’m likely your most well aged fan. I forget what the contraption is, but Piker is a stalker.

G

Me when youtubers I actually enjoy watching tempt me with livestreams:

Caleb8605

Been watching your vids for a few years now, haven't gooned to you once promise.

C G

I'm so so so excited that you decided to do livestreams I can't wait Mommy 🤗 🥹

TucsonGoatGuy

Fuck I thought this was a shoe review channel where she put different shoes on her head.... I feel shame

Bob Jones

Hello all. Been subbed on YouTube for a couple years, now patreon. Here for the entertainment.

Hulkhobbes

Your dissapointed its completely about a 5 headed fucking machine?

Hammad Ahmed

Hey everyone. new joiner, glad to be here

DoB LaB11

The Contraption! That's my move!

Besni Lala

😅... good one,Sir.

Besni Lala

"I can resist everything except temptation." 😭

Besni Lala

😅👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Robert Palumbo

Shoe I have been a fan since the covid years

GitBot3994

Mey I sugest topic of next streem? Becouse acording to Legal Eagle, Trup just formalized and legalized funding nuregulated populus militias, terorista and other armed groops to achive his personal iner political goals. https://youtu.be/tIBCjzz-bmk?is=M3wF0QmwRZHhPNE3

ArcadiaOne

Wait ... did I just give money to a socialist? \o/ <---- raises arms upwards. May god strike me down!!!!! MawMawhahahahahaha! Ah, fun.

Shippo79

He's still made about them feet scores

Pudding Eater

You have a week to give me MY LIVESTREAM boxxy REEEEEEE

Kyle Trimbach

She’s not a socialist, dummy. She’s a shoecialist!

Kyle Trimbach

Generation Jones! Look it up. I’ve always known I was different

Shaun

Never set the contraption to 50.

ArcadiaOne

Ah, you must be the welcoming committee of insults. Hellos! I can see Kyle, you are much smarter than me but that’s just not how humor works. The joke just wouldn’t be as funny …. I guess you just have an emotional response and didn’t think about it. I understand.

GitBot3994

THX for intel, ill check it out.

CriticalMemeTheory

I’ve heard of Gen Jones. Certainly fits me more than boomer. Mentally, I’m an old Gen Xer.

Chabanne

Glad to be able to support the work you create. Hellworld won't journalize itself! ❤️