The Hobbit, but... (Patreon)

I've been reading The Hobbit in my spare time and I figured that Tolkien's legacy hasn't been trounced upon quite enough already, so here's a bwompy, gender-swapped version of Bilbo...  and others.  It's actually a lot of fun to make these alternate imaginings of characters (and it helps me mentally separate the book from the movies), so I think I'll make more.  

Gollum's next.  Be worried.

(Yes, I know I misspelled Gandalf.  But hey, to be fair, that's the least egregious mistake here.)