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Woman Masturbates With Lobster and Fucking DIES! - Tales From the Internet

FWD: FWD: FWD: Do you remember those old AOL chain letter emails? Not the ones that told you something like "share this or you'll get bad luck." The ones that tell you some creepy urban legend type story for no real reason other than to worm its way into your brain. Although there's memes like that now, I don't think they're nearly as prevalent, and often times there's an ulterior motive of getting you to a website to generate ad revenue. One of the my favorite creepy story chain letters from back in the AOL days is the story of a woman who masturbated with a lobster, became infested with eggs it was carrying and eventually died. Let's enjoy this Tale From the Internet together. 💸 Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/whang 💸 Patreon Shout Outs: 👼Fae Rie 🐩Murfy Murf 🎮Discord Chat ► https://discordapp.com/invite/vb2DWcZ 🐵Sign up for my e-mail Newsletter ► http://eepurl.com/c3Kwdj 🍺 Alex Jones Pickle Gate ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IIsMIgcgI 🍺Your Kids Are Not My Problem ►https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-he2bD56NU 🍺Shocking Tinder Experiment ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVgoqAe-HE 🐙 Outro theme: Jynx - Phantoms ►https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cEFbxAZLY 🐙 Instagram ► @hotpikachusex 🐙 Snapchat ► @hotpikachusex

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