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The Cursed Half-Life of the Pirates Franchise (Patreon)

Published:
2017-06-09 10:57:41
Imported:
2026-06

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Ahoy! New main channel video me mateys.  But perhaps ye knows too much. Ye've seen the cursed treasure... ye know where it be hidden... 

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The Cursed Half-Life of the Pirates Franchise

The Pirates of the Caribbean movies are deader than a skeleton pirate, by which I mean, not dead enough Pick your bad Johnny Depp role: The Mad Hatter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSj-Qq6OyB4 Tonto - http://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Secret Window which was good at the time but now is kind of hard to enjoy - http://twitter.com/JennyENicholson The Mad Hatter AGAIN - http://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ "Sherlock Gnomes" wtf - http://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/ Husband - http://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

Comments

Steve Ray

Something like this kinda happens in the Chinese epic novel, "Monkey."

F W Pancakes

'Prius Of The Caribbean': bad movie/ok-ish car... (are we still doing car puns?)

Greg McDaniel

Nice pun. We also would have accepted "Pirates of the Carburetor".

Scott McCann

The reason they keep making these movies is beacause the Pirates franchise is HUGE in china. It's as big in China, as Star Wars is in the US. At this point they're making these movies for Chinese audiences, with american audiences as an afterthought.

Scott McCann

Also, not gonna lie, I'd love to see Jack Sparrow ascend to godhood and fight gods. It would be so hilariously stupid, that it would be awesome.

John

I wanted it to be good, this is disappointing but not surprising.